Stoopidness
I don't own KH or brand names ya moronic people eaters!
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((THE BEACH))
Riku was skipping down the beach by the pretty water singing Dance Dance Revolution music. Then he paused and started belly dancing.
Sora fell out of the tree he was sitting on(it's a palm tree so he SITS on it!).
Getting up, he shouted at Riku "SHUT UP!"
Once Sora saw Riku was belly dancing, Sora ran off screaming "The purple cheese is coming to kill us! Aaaaah!"
((KAIRIS ROOM))
Meanwhile Kairi was tieing Wakka to a chair who was screaming "AAAAAAAAH ya! GET THIS UGLY THINGAMAHOOGER AWAY FROM ME ya!"
Kairi placed the chair by a table that has little retarded dollies stacked around. Once they were settled Kairi pulled out an ugly teaset. "Oh wait! We forgot you frilly pretty pink dress of pretty frilliness!!! Silly willy me!" Through all of the screams by Wakka Kairi managed to get him into a stupid repulisive dress.
(WHERE EVER TIDUS IS AT THE MOMENT))
Tidus was jumping around like a idiot who thinks he's a monkey, while scratching his butt. Suddenly Mr. Turtle appeared and said "Haha! Tidus is ugly!" And Mr. Turtle started laughing hysterically.
Tidus got sad and grabbed a rock. Drooling insanely he stared hitting Mr. Turtle with the rock like an ape.
"Duuurr Stoopid turtle...Tidus EAT!" Saying that, Tidus ate the turtle. Then he found a banana lying in the sand so he ate that too and got sick with SARS.
((THE BEACH))
"Whee!! Belly dancing is fun!" Riku yelled while still belly dancing. Some crazy insane fangirls were drooling at him watching Riku belly dance.
Sora was still running around screaming something about killer purple cheese until he ran into a cocoanut tree. When Sora was knocked out by the angry tree, a giant potato came and took Riku's pink fluffy teddy bear named Zonkers.
Riku finally stopped belly dancing and started crying.
"Nooo! Zonkers! The pain! The horrible awful pain...without you...my dearest Zonkers..." Riku was sobbing uncontrollably.
Selphie saw poor Riku crying and she ran over. Before Riku could say anything, Selphie told him to shut the hell up.
"Shut the hell up Riku! Jeez no one cares about Zonkers! Mwahahahaha! The evil potatos shall take over the world!" Saying that, Selphie walked off picking her nose.
Riku stared at her walking away with a disgusted look on his face. But then he continued to cry.
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I know that was a little short. I promise I will make my chapters longer (if you even like this story...).
But REVIEEEEEW!!!
Kool-aid guy(i dont own him either!): Ya review and you get free kool-aid! Yummy!
Oo er ya right...listen to the giant pitcher of juice with clothes...
I don't own KH or brand names ya moronic people eaters!
~~
((THE BEACH))
Riku was skipping down the beach by the pretty water singing Dance Dance Revolution music. Then he paused and started belly dancing.
Sora fell out of the tree he was sitting on(it's a palm tree so he SITS on it!).
Getting up, he shouted at Riku "SHUT UP!"
Once Sora saw Riku was belly dancing, Sora ran off screaming "The purple cheese is coming to kill us! Aaaaah!"
((KAIRIS ROOM))
Meanwhile Kairi was tieing Wakka to a chair who was screaming "AAAAAAAAH ya! GET THIS UGLY THINGAMAHOOGER AWAY FROM ME ya!"
Kairi placed the chair by a table that has little retarded dollies stacked around. Once they were settled Kairi pulled out an ugly teaset. "Oh wait! We forgot you frilly pretty pink dress of pretty frilliness!!! Silly willy me!" Through all of the screams by Wakka Kairi managed to get him into a stupid repulisive dress.
(WHERE EVER TIDUS IS AT THE MOMENT))
Tidus was jumping around like a idiot who thinks he's a monkey, while scratching his butt. Suddenly Mr. Turtle appeared and said "Haha! Tidus is ugly!" And Mr. Turtle started laughing hysterically.
Tidus got sad and grabbed a rock. Drooling insanely he stared hitting Mr. Turtle with the rock like an ape.
"Duuurr Stoopid turtle...Tidus EAT!" Saying that, Tidus ate the turtle. Then he found a banana lying in the sand so he ate that too and got sick with SARS.
((THE BEACH))
"Whee!! Belly dancing is fun!" Riku yelled while still belly dancing. Some crazy insane fangirls were drooling at him watching Riku belly dance.
Sora was still running around screaming something about killer purple cheese until he ran into a cocoanut tree. When Sora was knocked out by the angry tree, a giant potato came and took Riku's pink fluffy teddy bear named Zonkers.
Riku finally stopped belly dancing and started crying.
"Nooo! Zonkers! The pain! The horrible awful pain...without you...my dearest Zonkers..." Riku was sobbing uncontrollably.
Selphie saw poor Riku crying and she ran over. Before Riku could say anything, Selphie told him to shut the hell up.
"Shut the hell up Riku! Jeez no one cares about Zonkers! Mwahahahaha! The evil potatos shall take over the world!" Saying that, Selphie walked off picking her nose.
Riku stared at her walking away with a disgusted look on his face. But then he continued to cry.
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I know that was a little short. I promise I will make my chapters longer (if you even like this story...).
But REVIEEEEEW!!!
Kool-aid guy(i dont own him either!): Ya review and you get free kool-aid! Yummy!
Oo er ya right...listen to the giant pitcher of juice with clothes...