Hello Everybody!! I'm sorry to say but this is the last chapter I'm ever gonna write! I have better things to do than write fanfics!
Trunks: Like what?!
Like build my giant robot army!!
Vegita: Why would some one like you need a giant robot army?!
Because I miss my daddy! So I'll go over to Iraq with my giant robot army and Daddy will be all like, "Wow! You built a giant robot army! Now you're my favorite! Not the cat! You!" And I'll be like, "INDEED!"
Vegita: ... You'll never be able to build an army!
TBJU (suddenly appearing): I will though! Because I"M SO GREAT!! I'M ALSO A GENIUS!!!
Goku: Hey guys what's up... KIDNEY PUNCH!! ( Kidney punches TBJU)
TBJU: GAAAHHH!! I CAN'T FEEL PAIN!! I'M TOO GREAT!! (collapses)
Um... sure! (Disclaimer: Don't own it now, but I'll own it soon... once my giant robot army is complete! Mahahaha!!)
To the reviewers!
Leelo77: Thankies again for reviewing! Now for what's gonna happen next... well, read the chapter! So don't have a stroke!
Ophy yu yu hakusho fan: Good things come to those who wait! And I really hope this chapter is good!
Tigerrelly: Glad you like my fanfic! I like magic shoes too! Hehe...
Elvewin Darkdragon: Sorry for the cliff hanger! ... Um... are you ok?
Kataan: Glad you like this story! I haven't read Beautiful Freak yet with my giant robot army and stuff getting in my way... Grrr...
Joelie the Messenger of Death: VEGITA IN THE HOUSE!! WOOHOO! Sorry, had to say it!
Unknown Wanderer: I like writing cliffhangers! And sorry TBJU keeps coming back.... you spelled "Idiot" wrong! IDEOT! And leave the other reviewers alone!!
Angel Tinuviel: Thankies! And yeah! That's what I meant! My mind and my hands are not really connected well! I just found out about that mistake!! Thankies for pointing that out!
Limelie: Come back! This chapter will tell all!
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Advice from you
Chapter 5
"Take a picture, Woman. It'll last longer."
Bulma shook her head, she didn't realize that she was staring right at Vegita. He wore a dressy white shirt that made him look more sophisticated, and long black slacks that covered the tongue of his black shoes. Strangely though, he wore a black bandana that ran across his forehead and tied in the back. Bulma wished that she was in some romance novel and she could throw herself in his arms and ride off into the sunset with him. Then again, this was Vegita, so that would never happen. She felt embarrassed that he caught her, but she could fix her mistake, "Sorry, Vegita. It's just strange to see you look so civil."
"Hey Bulma!" said a cheery voice behind her. Bulma turned and saw Goku waving at her from the kitchen in his regular clothing. She frowned, I'm overdressed for my own party, she thought. Goku looked at Vegita, "Wow, Vegita! I never thought I'd see you without a pink shirt!" He started laughing at him. That earned him a death glare from the prince. Bulma giggled, then looked into the kitchen, and signed. " I invited that future kid to the party," she said to Goku, "But I guess he couldn't come."
Goku scratched his head, "Yeah," he replied, "and I don't see Yamcha anywhere either."
A vein exposed itself from Bulma's head, "I don't care if he lives or dies! If he does come...," she paused, trying so very hard to think of the worst possible punishment, "I want you to kill him for me, Vegita!!"
"Ok," he simply said.
"What?!" cried Goku, "Are you serious?! What did he do this time?!"
Bulma turned away from him, "I think we shouldn't talk about it at such a happy time like this..."
"He cheated on her, again," Vegita told Goku.
"VEGITA!!"
"Bulma!" called a cheery voice which turned out to be Mrs. Briefs, "Hurry! You don't want to keep your little friends waiting!"
"Ok!" she called back. Just as she said that, the doorbell rang. "Vegita, can you get that? You're closer to the door."
Vegita made his way to the door, mumbling very mean words as he grabbed the doorknob. He opened and got the shock of his life. Someone had the wonderful idea of throwing himself on the Saiyain-jin and professing his love to him. "I LOVE YOU, BULMA! I AM THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD!! YOU MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME AND I THREW IT ALL AWAY!! WHY?! TELL ME WHY!!"cried Yamcha holding on to Vegita as if it meant death to let go.
"YOU JUST SAID IT, YOU MORON!! YOU'RE THE BIGGEST IDIOT IN THE WORLD!!" Vegita pushed Yamcha right back out the door and slammed it.
The doorbell rang, yet again. Vegita threw the door open wearing the scariest face he could muster and looked at the cause of the ringing doorbell in the eye and screamed, "WHAT?!!?!"
Mirai Trunks stood there, shell shocked. "Um...," he said, trying so hard not to go into a fetal position and cry (A/N: Hey, just the thought of how Vegita would look opening the door makes me want to cry. He's scary!), "I was invited to the party... and you slammed the door... so I couldn't get in..."
Vegita relaxed his face, "Oh," he simply said, "I thought you were that pathetic human." He moved out the way so Trunks could pass through. " Everyone's in the kitchen. Hurry up, I haven't go all day."
Trunks passed by his father and not wanting to rouse suspicion, he waited for Vegita to "show" him to the kitchen. When they reached the kitchen, Goku immediately pulled Trunks away and asked questions, "What took you so long? I left a lot later than you."
"I had to check on my time machine," he whispered, "Crazy things can happen if you leave a time machine alone for a long time."
Piccolo walked up to the whispering two, "Leave them be for now," he said, "Vegita isn't as violent as he used to be. He probably has feelings for Bulma right now. He hasn't killed anyone since Namek "
"That's true," said Goku, "I wonder what's going to happen while we're here." He gave Trunks a wide, evil grin and said jokingly, "Maybe you'll be conceived tonight, Trunks!"
A horrified look covered Trunks' face, very nasty, dirty thoughts ran though his head. "Get them out! Get them out!" he whimpered hitting the palm off his hand on his temples as though trying to knock the thoughts out of his head. "Hey guys!" called Bulma, "Before we eat, I thought we might do something childish!"
"Like what?" asked Goku.
She winked, "Play 'Truth or Dare.'"
"Yeah, that's real childish," said Piccolo.
The three fighters walk over to the living room, where everyone was sitting in a circle on the floor, except Vegita, who was sitting on a couch away from everyone else. Goku sat next to Chichi, Piccolo sat next to Krillen, and Trunks decided to try his luck and sat next to Vegita. The prince turned and growled at him then went back to staring at nothing. "Ok!" said Bulma, "I'm gonna spin the bottle to see who goes first!"
"Wait a minute," said Chichi, "Let's see who's not going to play first."
"I will not play you're stupid earth games," said Vegita
"I won't play either," said Trunks, "I shouldn't interfere with you all."
"And," Piccolo said, "someone might be stupid enough to ask him about his life."
Bulma turned to Vegita, "Come on Veggie! It won't kill you to have a little fun!"
"No," he snapped, "but it will humiliate me."
She ignored his comment, "Alright, everyone, Vegita's playing!" She laid the bottle on the tile floor and with a swift movement of her wrist, it spun. It spun in circles over and over and over. The bottle slowed down until it finally stopped on Krillen. He chose a person and the game progressed on for a half an hour, until it was Bulma's turn to ask "Truth or Dare." She looked around for a certain victim, and that victim was Vegita. "Hey, Vegita. Truth or Dare?" she asked.
"I told you, woman. I'm not playing your idiotic earth games," he growled.
"Come on, Vegita. Please?" She gave him puppy eyes.
Vegita rolled his eyes, "Fine, um... Truth."
"Ok, ok, ok,... um... why are you wearing that bandana? I mean, you haven't worn it before, why now?"
A small blush came to his face, he felt the heat in his face and quickly composed himself, "That's none or your business, woman. Forget the Truth, I'll go with Dare instead."
A smirk that would have made Frieza cringe spread across Bulma's face, "Ok, then. I dare you to take off your bandana."
Vegita's eyes went wide, Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! You've should have known she would do that!, yelled the inner thoughts of his head. "Absolutely not!" he raged back at her.
"What's the matter, Vegita? Got a pimple? Or acne?" she asked in a crazed manner, "Or maybe you've got monkey ears growing? Is that it? Huh? Is it?"
"No! It's nothing! I just wanted to wear it that's all!"
"Then take it off!"
All eyes were on them now. Bulma and Vegita were just inches away from each other. Bulma with a look almost psychotic, and Vegita with his usual scowl but you could see the fear in his eyes. Bulma's hand grabbed the bandana and pulled.
The bandana had been removed and everyone stared in shock. Chichi's eyes rolled into her head and she fainted.
Another cliffhanger, yet again. AM I EVIL?!?! YES!!!
Trunks: I can't believe you wrote another cliffhanger... the reviewers' are going to be pissed.
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