Stoopidness

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts blah blah blah.

This is not a chapter! It's just random funny holiday stuff.

A Christmas Special

Here are some christmas carols...Kingdom Hearts style!

Sora the Ugly Faced Child (sung to Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer)

Sora the ugly faced child had a really ugly face and if you ever saw it you would even say it's a disgrace

All of the other people always laughed and called him names They never let poor Sora join in any of their games

Then one foggy Christmas eve, Santa came to say "Sora your face gives me a fright,
now won't you get outta my site."

Then all the people killed him and they shouted out with glee Sora the ugly faced child, you will have no history

Jingle Bells

Jingle bells, Sora smells Donald laid an egg Goofy turned into a squiggle and this song is very gay Hey!

Dashing through the snow, on a broken gummi ship Sora lost his keyblade and was swallowed by a fish

Kairi hit her head, the snow is turning red We all just wish that she would be dead

Jingle bells, Sora smells Donald laid an egg Goofy turned into a squiggle and this song is very gay Hey!

Short...really short. But hey, it's funny! Review? Flame? Both? Please?

(Lyrics for Jingle bells by Tara)
(Lyrics for Sora the Ugly Faced child by Imkay)