Hey peoples! I'm back with another chapter! But I still haven't figured out if the last chapter I wrote was a cliffhanger!
Trunks: Maybe some questions shouldn't be answered...
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?
Trunks: Like that one...
I NEED TO KNOW!!
Trunks: No you don't!
I have a bet! Come on!
Trunks: NO!
Fine... big meanie... (sticks tongue out)
Trunks: Write the fic...
Fine...
TBJU: I'll write it!! Since I'm so great!!
Trunks: Please kill him Unknown Wanderer...
How do you keep coming back?!
TBJU: You can't kill me! I'M TOO GREAT!!
You are dead!! There's a halo over your head!!
Trunks: Yep, that's a halo...
TBJU: INDEED!! I mean... CURSE YOU SUPER FOOLS!!
A CURSE UPON YOU SAY I!!!
Trunks: I'm not going to say anything...
TBJU: Let me write the rest of this fanfic!!
Then Bulma and Vegita made out. Did it. And Trunks was born about a year later. As for Vegita's cat ears... He got plastic surgery to remove them.
That was barely five sentences!!
TBJU: Hey the fanfic's over right?
GRRR!!!
Trunks: Somebody... anybody... kill The Biggest Jerk in the Universe!!
(Disclaimer: Jello-tin pie, say I!! I don't own DBZ!! George wants me to finish these robots! Get off my back George!!)
Now for the reviewers!
Phentisileia: Thankies so much for the nice review!! And as for the transformation... YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON!!
Unknown Wanderer: Whew! I'm glad you think its not a cliffhanger! But I'm still unsure!! Don't worry... TBJU is dead... but he keeps haunting us... (shudder)
Leelo77: Honestly, I can't believe I put cat ears on Vegita! I would have put a picture of you but... I don't know what you look like! No, I'm not leaving... I'm on Summer vacation!! Now I'll never leave!! MHAHAHA!!
Joelie the Messenger of Death: I know!! It's sooo cute!!
PinkLighting07: Well, maybe he is... maybe he isn't... but you'll find out!!
Monkey friend: Yeah I knew it was you when I saw you pen name... and thankies for reviewing!!
Hakusho009: Good question... Maybe she'll pet them now!! Mhahaha!
Now on to the fanfic!!
Advice from you
Chapter 7
Vegita continued to poke at his longer and sharper teeth. Bulma turned to see him and said, "Well, let's see if there's anymore food left. I'm sure we can make it if Chichi can hold back Goku long enough."
Vegita stopped his examination and turned away from her. "I'm not hungry," he said emotionless. Bulma couldn't believe her ears, "YOU!? You are not hungry!?"
"I clearly stated that woman, so why are you asking me to repeat my statement?"
"I'm sorry, it's just... you're always hungry."
"Well, not tonight. So leave!"
"Vegita, this is my room..."
"..."
"..."
He gave her an angry glare, "FINE, then I'll leave!" He stomped out of her room, curses rolling off his tongue.
Bulma blinked, "What's his problem? One minute he's being nice to me and the next he's biting my head off!" Then she giggled, "Maybe mood swings come with this Saiyain-jin transformation! He he!"
Vegita entered his room, his mind swirling and twirling with the thoughts of everyone finding out the true meaning of his transformation. He shuddered, the pure humiliation of it all! He could hear those pathetic earthlings laughing at him, and Kakorrot! (A/N: Did I spell that right?) He didn't want to think about it... too late. He knew what Kakorrot would do... he would mock him. Vegita could hear the words as loud as if Kakorrot had just said them right in his cat ears right now, "Man, Vegita, I can't believe you! You and an... what did you call her? An earthling?" He tried to stamp the thoughts out of his head, but he could hear the never-ending laughter.
Vegita knew perfectly well what the this transformation was for. His father drove into his head over and over again. It meant he had found his mate. Crap! screamed Vegita's mind. He couldn't believe it! He thought since Planet Vegita was destroyed, he'd never find his mate. But it seems the Gods found a loophole. Royalty had to have certain mates chosen for them by the Gods of their planet, only the worthiest were chosen. But... the Woman?! She couldn't fight, but she is smart and beautiful. Although, beauty and brains can't help you when someone coming towards you at light speed.
Vegita paced about his room, "How am I supposed to tell her that?!" He stopped and took a deep breath, "I'll sleep on it," he said, "It'll probably come to me after sleep... or better yet, this is all a nightmare." He removed his clothing, leaving him only in his underclothes. (A/N: Reviewer poll!! Do you think Vegita wears boxers or briefs? I'm serious!! Tell me what you think!!) Slipped into the covers and rested his head on the pillow. Vegita stared at the ceiling waiting for sleep. The ceiling began to take Bulma's slender form, he shook his head of the image. He closed his eyes and after five minutes sleep lay over him.
The morning after the strange incidences, Mrs. Briefs cooked her family and Vegita breakfast. She had seen Vegita's cat ears and decided he would prefer some seafood. She couldn't find any recipes with seafood as breakfast so she decided to get creative. (A/N: That's scary...) Bulma came downstairs with a yawn and sat in her usual seat. A strange smell rested on her nose, "Mom, what are you cooking?"
"Well dear," said Bulma's mother with her cheery smile and happy attitude, "Since Vegita's an adorable little kitty now, I wanted to make him some fish pancakes!"
Bulma stared at her mother long and hard and resisted the urge to knock some sense into her head. Instead she said, "Mom, Vegita's 'kitty' state is temporary, so I don't think there's any reason to make him... fish pancakes."
"Oh, Bulma!" her mother replied, "You're so silly!"
Vegita walked into the kitchen with a frown setting on his face. He had looked into the bathroom mirror and saw his cat ears still there... mocking him with their random twitches. Telling him that the rest of his life would forever be here on this mud ball. The fish pancakes' foul smell hit his sensitive nose instantly, "Woman! Don't tell me you're cooking today!"
Bulma scoffed at his remark, "No, I'm not, Vegita. For your information, my mom's making you a special kind of breakfast." She gave him an evil grin at that remark.
"FISH PANCAKES!!" cried Mrs. Briefs throwing her hands in the air.
"Eww...," Vegita groaned. He sat down next to Bulma which he will soon be regretting later on. Bulma's hand reached over his head and scratched behind his ears. (A/N: Thankies Hakusho009!) Vegita's eyes shoot open and he inched over closer to the source of the pleasure. He leaned on Bulma's shoulder, his eyes slowly closing with sweet content. A huge grin replaced his angry features, he pulled her close to him and breathe softly on her neck.
Bulma was throughly enjoying seeing the "Great Prince of all Saiyain-jins" summit to her touch. She wished that she had a camera with her, then she could use this against him every time he would boss her around. "How adorable," said Mrs. Briefs in a giggling manner, "He must really like you, Bulma." She set the plates of normal pancakes and fish pancakes on the table along with hash browns topped with shrimp. (A/N: I know that sounds weird, but I think that might taste good!)
Bulma looked at the strangely prepared hash browns then back to her mother, "Mom?" she asked, "Do you really think Vegita is going to eat that?"
"Hey, this isn't bad!" Bulma turned her head to the voice, Yamcha. He scooped up another fork full of hash browns and gulped it down. His fork returned for more when a hand grabbed his wrist. Yamcha's eyes followed the hand that lead up to Vegita's dark face. "I'm sure its very tasty," he said.
"H...Hey, Vegita... What's up?..." stuttered Yamcha. He looked at Vegita again and laughed, "Oh, my God!! What is that on your head!? You look like a cat!! Hahahahaha!!"
Bulma answered instead, "What are you doing here, Yamcha?! I told you that I never want to see you again!!"
"Silence, Woman!" said Vegita, "Now, continue to scratch my ears!" He curled up next to her and waited until Bulma started to scratch again. "Look, Yamcha," said Bulma, "I want you to leave right now. Or I'll have Vegita show you the way out."
"Who says I'm going to do what you what me to do, Woman?" Bulma began to scratch his back, "Show him the way out? Ok!"
"I don't believe you, Bulma!" said Yamcha, "You're bribing Vegita to get me out of your house! I just wanted to say that I was sorry!"
"Well, you said, you weak fool!" said Vegita, "Now leave!"
"NO!"
"Vegita could you?" asked Bulma.
"With pleasure..."
Yamcha raced to the door knowing well he had no chance against Vegita. "Fine, I'm going but I'll be back!! Mhahaha!!" He threw open the door and finished up his evil laughter when he saw Vegita walking towards him.
"Well," said Vegita, "Now that's he's gone, continue to scratch!"
"Oh, you're so adorable, Veggie!" said Mrs. Briefs, "Here, since that mean, old Yummy-cha ate all you hash browns, you should have more!" She dumped more shrimpy hash browns on his plate.
"...Um... ok.," said Vegita unsure of himself. At that moment, Dr. Briefs came into the kitchen. His nose wrinkled in disgust.
"Yuck! What's that smell?"
"Vegita's breakfast," answered Bulma.
"Oh, well, I just want to remind you kids that your mother and I are leaving for that vacation- I mean, business trip!"
Bulma rolled her eyes while Vegita retaliated, "That insane woman is not my mother! My mother was a queen! And one of the greatest warriors in the Saiyain-jin army! I was kept away from her as soon as I was born so she wouldn't eat me! She was a bloodthirsty killer!"
"Oh," said Mrs. Briefs, "She sounds like a sweet woman. You must miss her."
"Very much..." said Vegita sadly lowering his head.
"Well," said Bulma, "I hope we're all done with this psycho conversation." With that they ate their breakfast and the Briefs couple left on their "business trip."
"Oh," said Mrs. Briefs, her hand on the doorknob, "Don't do anything while we're gone!" She giggled and winked at the two. Bulma and Vegita looked at each other and mentally shuddered.
ELSEWHERE
Mirai Trunks sat under to the Gravity Room, his head in his hands deep in thought. What had happened last night? he thought, What was up with Dad? He had said it was some kind of transformation, would he have to go through it? ... Scary...
"Hey, Trunks!" said a cheery voice.
He jumped and hit his head against the GR. (A/N: Gravity Room, I'm too lazy to write out the whole word, so, yeah... GR means Gravity Room) He rubbed the sore spot when the voice spoke again, "Are you okay?"
"Yeah," said Trunks looking up. Goku. Typical. "What's up?"
"Well," said Goku proudly, "I just thought up a great plan!"
What is it Goku?
Trunks: Oh, crap! Another cliffhanger!
Mhahahaha... and I won't continue unless you REVIEW!!
(P.S. Sorry this chapter took so long! I've had a very distracting week! Graduation, parties... yeah... But Chapter 8 should come soon!)