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The next day during detention)...
Lancer is sitting at his desk reading a poem book, and Zeak looked like a 10 year old watching the science channle. Finally Zeak couldn't take the ringing noise in his ear.
"Mr. L?"
"Please, call me Mr. Lancer."
"Okay, Mr. Lancer, why are you still working here? I mean, certainly you could have retired by now."
"Because, I enjoy teaching. And I can never get over the wonderful feeling of a student I've teached graduating and going out into the real world ready to face it." Zeak just stared at him.
"Do you ever do anything for fun?"
"Teaching children is fun for me." Zeak looked at him like he was crazy.
"Do you do anything besides teach, for fun?" Mr. Lancer mumbled something inaudible. Zeak could only make out the words "shaving" and "back".
"Uh... Are you ever gonna get married?"
"Not likely."
"Why?"
"You certainly ask a lot of questions." (mumbled: "just like your father") Lancer looked at the clock eagerly"Well it's 4:00. You can go home now." Lancer looked stressed as he said that.
(Now with Taylor, Jenny, and Ollie: they were eating fries and burgers when all of a sudden ... Lars stomped in the Nasty Burger II)
"Fenton!" Lars walked up to their table. Zeak and Ollie both turned their head and looked at him nervous.
"I got a joke for yah Zeaky." Zeak looked at him curiously." What's stupid, weak, and about to be blue and black?"
Zeak knew the answer but lied. "I don't know."
"You!" and Lars punched him right in the gut while he was still sitting.
Ollie yelled at Lars "What the heck did you do that for! What did he do to you!"
"I'll tell yah what he did. He made a fool outta me."
Zeak spoke up still clutching his stomach "When!"
"Today! you have Ms. Waffle for first block don't you?"
"Yeah."
"And you sit in the desk in the middle of the back row?"
"Usually."
"Well, your drool was all over the desk I sat at today, and the drool got in the hair of the hot girl that sits in front of me, Sally Lormez! (A/N: Paulina's daughter) AND SHE BLAMED THE SPIT IN HER HAIR, ON ME!"
Taylor couldn't help a chuckle, Jenny looked like she was about to explode, and Ollie's face was beet red. Zeak was confused.
Zeak was about to say something when Lars ripped him out of his seat and gave him and super atomic wedgie and then shoved his head in the burger his sister was eating. Then Lars took Jenny's soda and stuffed it in Zeak's underwear. Everyone in the restaurant was laughing now, and Zeak was furious.
"I DIDN'T SIT AT THAT DESK TODAY! I WAS IN ISS! (A/N: Iss, means "in school suspension")
That moment Zeak's eyes shot Lars the most evil of freaky looks, his eyes were glowing a radioactive green. And the next thing Lars new a burger flew into his face from off an anonymous person's tray. Lars wiped the burger off of him and looked at Zeak's eyes, scared.
"your a freak, A FREAK, A FREAK I TELL YAH! AHHH!"Lars ran out of the Nasty Burger screaming like a girl. The other people in the restraint didn't notice the change of color in Zeak's eyes, but they were perplexed about the flying burger. However Ollie, Jenny, and Taylor noticed everything (including the fact that the soda in his underwear was Mountain Dew and it was dripping on the floor beneath his pants). Jenny and Ollie grabbed Zeak and pulled him though the emergency exit door that leads to the back. Taylor followed.
"Zeak, what was that?" Ollie asked.
"What? what was what? The flying burger? I don't know how that happened."
"Yes, the burger. but also your eyes." Jenny proclaimed.
"My eyes? What about them?"
"They were glowing man!" Taylor yelled.
"My eyes were glowing? How?"
"We don't know, that's why we asked." Ollie said.
"My eyes were glowing? oh man! That's freaky."
"That's probably why Lars was Yelling "YOUR A FREAK!"" Taylor explained.
"Listen guys, me and Zeak need to get home, so we'll see you guys tomorrow." Ollie said to Jenny and Taylor. She remembered what her dad had said about a day ago.
(Later Zeak and Ollie were almost home)
but as they reached for the door they heard someone across the street yell "It's the kid who made the burger fly!" Zeak gulped, word of what had happened at the Nasty Burger was spreading fast REAL fast. in like five minutes! Zeak and Ollie went in side the house when they saw the TV was one and so was a news report about Zeak. Someone had a video camera with them when during Zeak's little Incident. Sam was back from work and she walked into the living room and noticed Zeak covered with Pickles, ketchup, mustard, and a big ol'meat patty.
"Oh, Honey! what happened to you?"
"Uh, a little fight with Lars."
Then she looked at the TV hearing the words "Ezekiel" and "Fenton". She watched the report about Zeak's eyes and the flying burger. The reporter and news cast decided that he must have been overshadowed by a ghost when that happened. But Sam knew better.
"Zeak did this really happen?"
"Yes." Ollie answered for him, knowing Zeak had a major lump in his throat.
"Were you being overshadowed by a ghost, I mean?" Sam reinstated.
"No." Zeak said squeakily, trying to find his voice.
"-sigh-... You need to have a talk with your father when he gets home." Sam looked at the TV. Currently on the television was a live broadcasting of Mr. Phantom kicking the butt of a "BEWEAR!" yelling pain...again.
"Where should I go?" Ollie asked because when dad and Zeak had talks she didn't like being part of them.
"You stay with him, you both need to talk to your father." Ollie looked confused.
"hum... Where is dad anyway?" Ollie asked. Sam looked at her.
"At his Job." Sam replied, with a slight smirk on her face. Deep down she was happy that the half-ghost gene was pasted down to her children. Well, at least one of them so far. She hoped that both of them had the powers, then again, Ollie probably would since Zeak has them, and they are twins.
"What does he do? Neither you nor dad ever told us what he does. And it seems like he goes to work during any time. Like sometimes he leaves in the middle of the night, sometimes in the afternoon, and a few times right during very special occasions like Our 12th Birthday Party!"
"Well, your father's job is ... very random, he doesn't really have a schedule for it, he just goes when he needs to."
"So dad HAD to go to his job in the middle of our 12th birthday party? Is his job that important? Is it more important than family?"
"Ollie, enough with the questions! You'll find out the answers soon enough." Ollie looked frustrated.
(later when Danny got home and was about to talk to them about the You-know-Whats-its)
"sigh-... Zeak can you tell me exactly how you felt when Lars beat you. Zeak gave Danny the thats-a-dumb-question look.
"Um... angry"
"Did you have that I'm-gonna-get-my-revenge feeling?"
"uh huh." Zeak answered. Ollie just sat and listened to them talk, trying to get as far away from being noticed as posable.
"And when the Burger flew into his face, which is funny by the way, did you think about a burger flying into his face just before it happened?"
"Well, yes, actually." Ollie started getting really interested in the conversation they were having. Danny turned to Ollie. and she knew this was coming.
"Has anything like this happened to you, Ollie?"
"No."
"Hum, well could you do me a favor?"
"Sure, what is it?"
"Put your hand on the table and think about it going threw the table."
"What?"
"No questions, just do it."
Ollie put her hand on the table and started thinking. Put my hand threw the table. Put my hand threw the table. Put my hand threw the table? And suddenly she fell right threw the table and hit the floor hard.
"Ow!" Zeak stared in amazement.
"Well, that settles it, you both inherited more than just my good looks from." Sam in the corner of the kitchen snickered at that statement.
"What! I inherited falling threw tables from you!" Ollie yelled, still in shock.
"No."
"Then WHAT!" Zeak yelled.
"You kids have ghost powers." Sam said from the Corner of the kitchen. Zeak and Ollie stared at her and then each other and back at her again. then they yelled in union.
"WHAT! GHOST POWERS?"
"Kids, I'm...-sigh-... Danny Phantom, or as some people are starting to call me Dan Phantom." Danny said, slightly proud but mostly concerned. Now Zeak and Ollie had no words to say. They didn't even have voices now.
Zeak found his voice first. "Wait, so that's your job? Fighting ghosts?"
"Well, yes." Danny answered him. Then Ollie found her voice.
"So is that why you left us at our 12th birthday party? To fight ghosts?"
"um ... yes ... well, sorta, I mean... I didn't really leave you guys, a ghost ... kidnapped me trying to get revenge."
"for what?" Zeak and Ollie said at the same time. Danny started scratching the back of his head showing nervousness.
"I really don't wanna talk about it right now!" Danny sad very nervous, the back of his neck was probably red by now and it had only been a few seconds. "You know you can't tell anyone about your ghost powers."
"Yeah, I know." Ollie said.
"but what about Taylor and Jenny?" Zeak implied.
"Can you trust them?" Danny asked with a very serious look on his face.
"Dad! We've known Taylor since kindergarten. Jenny before that." Zeak argued.
"Yeah. But we need to wait till a good time to tell them ... so it doesn't shock them." Sam said.
"So what? You want me and Zeak to give them little "accidental" hints?" Ollie asked.
"Oh, that'll work great ... just don't give them hints in public." Danny said.
"Yah know Ollie this could be fun." Zeak said to his sister with a smirk on his face.
"KIDS, we need to start some training so you can a least control your powers a little. well, at least so it's not obvious." Danny said motioning them to come to the basement.
(down in the basement)...
"Why are we in the basement?" Ollie asked.
"This is my... uh.. Our training area. I may be an adult, but I still don't have complete control of my powers. So I needed a training base to help me, and to use... "Danny looked at them. "Just encase you kids ended up having the powers."
(So for the rest of the night, (well until bed time) they stayed in the basement practicing..)
After the twins were done training, mostly because they almost passed out from being tired, and they went to bed Danny call a good ol'friend.
"Hey Tucker. is your kid asleep?"
"Yeah."
"Good, listen ...today..." Tucker cut him off.
"I know man, I saw the news when they thought Zeak was overshadowed by a ghost."
"Oh you saw, well... have you told your kid about it yet?"
"No I was waiting for you to say something."
"Thanks, well don't tell her, I want her to find out for herself."
"How?"
"Zeak and Ollie are gonna give Jenny and Taylor "accidental" hints to their abilities. Yah know, so Jen and Taylor don't get shocked."
"Maybe you should just tell them and get it over with." Tucker suggested.
"Well they might freak out overtime and start yelling and screaming about it."
"But Jazz didn't freak and tell everyone when she found out about what happened to you."
"Yeah, but you know Jazz, she was so smart and mature it's impossible to freak her out that bad."
"Yeah, how is she by the way?"
"She's great. she's even sending us some money with each of her checks."
"Great! What did she do with her Noble Peace Prize?"
"Not sure, I need to call her and tell her about Zeak and Ollie soon."
"Hope she's doing well in Washington."
"Me too."
(silence)
"Hum ... so how fast do you think Jenny should learn about Zeak and Ollie's abilities?" Tucker spoke up.
"I don't know, maybe a week? how ever long it takes for her find out before a week is up."
"Well, maybe this will work."
"Yeah, I'm gonna call Jazz now, I'll talk to yah later."
"Bye man."
"Bye"
(Danny hung up)
(Unknowingly a certain Jenny was eavesdropping on the conversation from the phone in her room ... she couldn't sleep and she heard her dad talking on the phone and decided to listen in, (like usual) she was confused about the conversation and overwhelmed at the same time). (A/N: Danny and Tucker said abilities, not powers, or ghost powers, so she doesn't know what they were talking about. But she has a clue.)
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