Disclaimer: Please refer to chapter one.
Wow wow wowies! Hvane't updated in, like, FOREVER! So...enjoy!
(ON THE BEACH)
A dark, shadowy figure was standing upon a log, weilding the all mighty...ZONKERS! Yes, this was Sora, the once-sane-keyblade-master who now has Riku's precious posession. He held up the pink, fluffy teddy bear over his head and started to sing, "OH I WISH I WERE AN OSCAR MEYER WEINER!"
FLASH! A bright, lime green light shone brightly and in the center of it was a Sora standing heroically. For he wasn't Sora the Keyblade Master anymore, but...RADIOACTIVE MAN! YES, WITH HIS SUPER, ULTRA, STUPENDOUS, UBERLY-COOL RADIOACTIVE POWERS, SORA SHALL RULE THE WORLD! But, he'll start with Destiny Islands first. (GASP)
"MWAHAHA!" Sora was about to try his luck at flying but stopped, "Hang on, don't super heroes get a mask?"
The author sighed and gave Sora a paperbag, "Here, poke holes into it so you can see."
Sora was about to do so, but he forgot the instructions already. So instead he just put the paperbag over his head with NO holes, "WAAH! DARKNESS! NOOO THE HEARTLESS ARE COMING! AAAARRGH!" He tripped over the log in which he was standing on, ran into a barbeque, stepped on a snail, got poked with a stick by a random Darren Shan (DON'T OWN HIM), and a tree smacked him across the shins with a baseball bat.
This was when Sora figured out he needed to poke holes into the bag.
"Yes! I got it," In his victorious poking of holes Sora headbanged, "Beat on the brat...beat on the brat...beat on the brat WITH A BASEBALL BAT! OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH OH!"
(WHEREVER WAKKA IS)
"But...blitzball!" Wakka was holding his blitzball up to his face, "I-...I thought you loved me!"
The blitzball sneered (can they do that?), "No! I have found somebody else!"
Wakka gasped at this horribly astonishing news, "Noo! How could you?"
"I have been cheating on you...WITH JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!" At that moment, Justin popped out of no where and started to sing "Cry me a River". That is, until a bus hit him.
(KAIRI'S KITCHEN)
The pickle glared at Kairi. Kairi glared at the pickle. The pickle glared. Kairi glared. The pickle kept on glaring. Kairi kept on glaring back. Then the pickle blackflipped away from Kairi and pulled out a LIGHTSABER!
Kairi screamed, "Oh no! I tried to kill Yoda?"
"Young one, in you, the force is not!" The pickle transmogified into YODA!
Kairi desperately tried to find her lightsaber, but it was too late. She had to get away from Yoda or he'll turn her into a piece of paper to be his minion.
The lightsaber came down swiftly...but it never hit her. Instead it broke her favourite china dish.
She stared upon it in complete terror, until anger overcame Kairi.
"You...you...YOU BROKE MY #$ING DISH! UWAAAH!" She pulled out the tetsusaiga and totally windscar-ed Yoda's lightsaber!
"I'M HERE TO SAAAAAVE YOU KAIRIIII!" Sora yelled. Unfortunately, he had to get Cloud to throw him in the window for the price of Zonkers and Cloud wasn't paying attention and just randomly threw him anywhere. So Sora hit the wall just past her.
Kairi turned on her heel towards Sora, "Oh? Sora? TEA PARTY!"
Sora was knocked unconsience by the blow to his skull by the wall. Kairi looked back at the pile of ashes that was once Yoda, "Oh deary me! I'm going to have to clean that up! Or...Sora will...muuuhahahaha..."
(A RANDOM DANCE CLUB)
Riku stepped into the large, loud building, expecting the toystore. What he found was a ton of people totally raving it out. The dancing, grinding and flashy lights were almost too much for Riku. His eyes grew wide at the flashyness.
He glanced around and saw Auron who was surrounded by a whole bunch of girls all giggling and being touchy-feely. He shuddered.
"Hey...that looks like Cloud! HEY CLOUD!" Riku waved enthusiactically over at the blonde swordsman. What he got was the finger, "Oh wow! He must be sooooo excited to see me! Yay!" Riku ran over towards him.
Cloud turned and started to run away, but Riku grabbed his scarf and yanked on it, choking Cloud in the process.
"Let...me...go!" Cloud turned around to face Riku, "WHAT'S YOU PROBLEM!"
Riku grinned foolishly and huggled Cloud, "I missed you Clodfish!" Despite Cloudfish's...I MEAN CLOUD's reaction, Riku dragged him on the dance floor. That was when the macarena started to play.
Riku started to dance all sexy-like (fan girls staring once more), "Come on! Dance, Clod!"
Cloud was being a party pooper and just stood there whilst Riku was dancing away with a load of fangirls. He sighed and muttered, "Oh god he's acting like Auron..."
(AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT)
Okay, this is from a comic.
(The Other Rikku)
Sora, Goofy and Donald were all walking. Sora frowned, "I can't believe we were swallowed by that huge fish!"
"Uhh, Sora, I think that was a whale," Donald said.
Sora pouted, "No! Shut up! It was a giant goldfish!"
Goofy nodded, "I agree with Sora!"
Donald got angry, "Hey, no one asked you. You don't even have a body so shut up!" (Keira couldn't draw Goofy's body)
Goofy retorted, "Make me!"
At that, Donald pulled out his wand, "Okay I will!" He cast thunder.
The thunder caused Goofy to turn into a squiggle, "Oww!"
The three continued to walk. They passed a familiar looking skeleton with silver hair (coughRikucough)
Donald got tired so the group stopped. After a while Donald had a fire going.
Sora asked, "Hey, how did you get that fire going?"
Donald shrugged, "Burned some stupid puppet."
SUDDENLY RIKKU APPEARS!
Rikku asked, "Who are you?
Rikku used steal. Stole keyblade!
"Blah blah blah," She spoke some random al-bhed and disappeared.
"Hey where did she go?" Questioned Goofy.
The author came charging at Sora...with a poppy!
Sora screamed, "Ahh!"
The author said, "Die."
"I will fight you with my trusty keybla-...hey where is it?"
(Sora's running with the author chasing him)
Sora: Aah!
Author: Haha!
Hey, that was special. Haha! So so so did you enjoy it? Huh? Huh? REVIEW! Or flame. BUT REVIEWWWW! And...uuuhhm I can't think of bribes right now.
Squall: Hey my name's Leon!
Shut up!
Squall: Grr! Fine...whoever reviews gets a free Gunblade...hey wait! Where's my gunblade?
Heeheehee
(This was sorta short...once again...)