Hey peoples! You're still here, huh? Poor you! Mhahahaha!! Personally I really wasn't pleased with Chapter 8, but after reading all the reviews I felt a lot better about it! I was afraid of reading them thinking they would all be flames... but don't send me any! I get sad...

Vegita: Pitiful...

Speaking of Vegita, most agree that he wears boxers and some have suggested that he goes commando! (Whatever that mean...I'm slow on these phrases)

Vegita: WHAT?!! Who said that?!

I'm not telling!! But I think they might be right!

Trunks: Can you please get on with the fic?

Okies... (Disclaimer: Ha! I win again! Take that Akira Toriyama!! You owe me the rights to DBZ!!

Akira: Fine, you win... You have succeeded me in Gold Fish. Here are the rights...

Wee!

Akira: And now, I'll just take back the what you owe me when I won the last game of Gold Fish! (Snatches the rights)

...SO CLOSE!! YET SO VERY FAR AWAY!! GGGGAAAAAHHHH!!!.... meep... so as you can see, I don't own DBZ, Akira Toriyama does...sniff.)

To the... sniff... Reviewers!!

Leelo77: Sad to say, but if I don't get a review from you... I'll die!! GAAHH! But you did review... and now I'm happy! I'm glad you agree with Trunks... I would scarred too... (shudders)

Kataan: I'm glad you thought it was funny! But did you mean, "the evil laugh thingy"? I'm just making sure! I love evil laughs!! Mhahahahaha!!!

Aydan07: Yes! I'm happy to see a new reviewer!! A desperate Goku... what more could you ask for? I'm also glad you like the fic!

Eggamagga: Thankies for reviewing! Yeah, Goku could be dumber, as for Yamcha... mhahahaha! (Whispers) Don't worry I won't tell Veggie that you thought he goes commando! He. He.

Johnny Quest: Flying pal... you changed your pen name... Oh, well! I'm so happy you liked this chapter! The whole ears thing was my idea totally! (Someone in the background: What?! I thought of it!) Silence!

VeryShortMidget: YAYIES!! Another happy me! (Smiles) Still going boxers, huh? Good! Believe in the boxers!!

PinkLightning07 (Chapter 7): Silky boxers... got it! I also happy you think its funny! Thankies for adding to the favorites list!!

MistressDarkMoon: (I love that name!) Once again, I'm happy to see a new reviewer!! Don't worry my parents think I'm crazy on and off the computer! You don't like Yamcha, huh? Then just wait... mhahaha... And you do have a point! Trunks is sexy but it was from Vegita that he got his looks! Thankies for reviewing!!

Gothic-Hattie: Thankies for reviewing once again! Will Bulma make a move on Vegita? Or will Vegita make a move on her? Find out!!

Jedi Spiderfan: Another new reviewer!! And I'm happy!! I'm glad your enjoying this story! Thankies for reviewing!!

Unknown Wanderer: THEY TOOK IT DOWN!?!! GAAAAH!! I WANTED TO DO THAT!!! ... I'm so sorry... And my mind is still trying to get those horrible images you gave me out... (shudder) But boxers, right? Okies! Another one for boxers!! And thankies for agreeing with me on Flamer Cerberus!!

Now on to the fic!!

Advice from you

Chapter 9

Vegita, Bulma, and Mirai Trunks stare at Goku after his sudden outburst which was sadly taken out on three harmless chairs. (A/N: Give them a moment of silence, will you?) The great Prince himself scooted his chair away from the desperate Saiyain-jin. He growled when this small amount of movement caught his eye, "I don't think so, Vegita!" he yelled, raging flames in his eyes, "I want you and Bulma to sit closer! Closer!"

Bulma and Vegita scooted their chairs closer to each other until they were only a foot apart. "CLOSER!! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO REPEAT IT!!" The two confused pair scooted their chairs closer until there was no more room between them. "HOLD EACH OTHER!!" Bulma wrapped her arms around Vegita's neck while he wrapped his own arms around her waist. The phone rang; Trunks looked at his watch, 9:16 pm. Right on time.

"Uh... Goku?" he said timidly, "The phone..."

"I'll get it," he calmly replied then glared back at the confused and partially scared couple, "You two better be making-out by the time I get back here or else!!" He turned away and headed to the kitchen.

Suddenly feeling brave, Vegita decided to challenge him. "Or else what?" he said releasing Bulma from his grasp, much to both of their displeasure.

The once kind, naive man, glared at Vegita with so much evil and hatred, the poor prince cringed. Yes, cringed, and returned to Bulma. Satisfied, Goku headed back to the ringing phone. When he got there, he gently picked it up and said sweetly, "Hello. Capsule Corp., this is Goku speaking."

"GOKU!!!! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEE!!!!" screeched a horrifying voice.

"Chichi! Hi... I love you, too?"

"DEATH WILL COME TO YOU!!!"

"Piccolo made me do it!! He was going to blackmail me!!" Goku cried frantically.

"COME HOME RIGHT NOW!!!!"

"Eeep! Ok....," he said giving up. He hung up the phone and looked at Trunks, who had eyes as big as saucers. Goku signed and said, "I need you to come with me."

The poor boy freaked out, "WHAT?!? ARE YOU CRAZY?!? I'm not going to your house!! There's a psycho on the loose there!! I'm staying right here!!"

"I need someone to witness my death and testify against Chichi when and if she goes to trail! Please!" Goku pleaded then a sly Vegita- like smirk overtook, "You know what, never mind. You can stay here and keep an eye on your parents... They're getting really close...He, he." Trunks twitched, not knowing what to do. He could either go with Goku and watch him die a bloody, gruesome, horrible death; or stay here and know his parents were going to do the nasty. (A/N: Which would you chose? I really can't decide...they're both horrible to witness! Well... maybe the horrible death thing would be easier to erase from memory...) He swallowed the big lump in his throat and gave Goku his answer, "I'll go..."

Goku nodded and walked onto the balcony, where Bulma and Vegita were pondering their fate since they really didn't want anyone to see them kissing, maybe when they were alone. "Hey guys, why don't you continue dinner?" Goku said politely, "I've got some business at home," then his mood changed, "but I'll be back...." He turned to Trunks, "We better get going." Trunks nodded and Goku took off into the dark night while he followed.

Bulma and Vegita sat in their chairs, continuing to hold each. There was nothing but silence, until Vegita broke it, "You know Woman, you can let go of me."

"Well, you can let go of me, too." she answered back.

"I know."

"Okay."

They continued to sit there not letting go of each other. Instead, Bulma pulled herself closer to the prince and when he shot her a confused look, she gave him an excuse, "It's cold out here."

"Yeah, it's cold."

"Yeah..."

What are you doing, you moron?! screamed Vegita's thoughts, This a perfect opportunity to tell her about the transformation! He opened his mouth to say something but shut it. What was the matter? She was just a weak, stupid, earth girl... that he was just going to end up being with his entire life... but still a weak, stupid, earth girl. He couldn't be afraid, could he? He pushed his fear away and brought up his pride. Finally, he said, "Woman, there's something I have to tell you. I-

Vegita was cut off by Bulma's kiss. Confused, he leaned in. She escaped and looked into his black eyes with her aqua blue ones. She blushed and looked away.

Vegita placed his hand on her cheek and gently turned her face to see him. "What was that for?" he asked.

Bulma pushed his hand away and laughed nervously, "You know what?... It's kinda stupid but I honestly thought you were gonna say 'I love you.' I don't know what came over me...," she rambled on until Vegita thought it was time for her to shut up. He gave her a kiss of his own, quieting her. Bulma's hands shot past his furry ears and into his flame-like hair. Vegita picked her up and headed for his room, no protest from Bulma. When they got there, Vegita laid her down on the plush blankets.

That's all there is folks!! I know it was short but I'd like to keep this strictly PG-13!!

Trunks: THANK GOD!!

I wouldn't know how to write a good V/B lemon anywho... not that I'm complaining... Please REVIEW!!!