Secret of Mana 3: The Return of those other guys. Ya know like the Elf.
Somehow those six guys, er three guys, and three girls, er two guys, two girls, a demon, and an elf, yeah that one sounds good. Anyways Angela, Duran, Carlie, Kevin, Hawk, and Lise, rid the world of something so yeah now this is what the hell they did for the next who knows how long before that red hair Chrono Trigger copy Randi, and his two bitches appear.
Randi: Stop Making fun of me!
Stop Up ya dumbass! Thus we begin the better story.
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Angela: Well now what the fk do we do?
Duran: Well Ange, since we're not gonna get interrupted by some monster like always I'd thought I'd tell you something.
Angela: What?
Duran: Well that I l..no gotta say it. I love you!
(romantic music)
Angela: Oh Duran I have to tell you something too.
Duran: (pretty damn happy.)
Angela: I'm in love with Carlie! (record screech)
Duran: (really confused) what?
Angela: Well where do you think I went every time Carlie went to the having sex with your purple haired friend club?
Duran: The bathroom?
Angela: Sorry Duran but you try getting Lise's attention, I mean Kevin's gay, and Hawk is in love with that Jessica girl at his thief's hang out.
Duran: Damn It! I wanted to be your love monkey!
Carlie: Hey Angie! Pick Carlie up! (Angela lifts Carlie off the ground)
Angela: Don't worry Duran you'll find true love you're a hero character so you do get loved. (Carlie squeezes Angela's Boob)
Carlie no! Bad! You only do that when we're in bed! Bad!
Carlie: Carlie sorry…(Carlie and Angela make out)
Duran: Oh well, lose a love but you get to watch lesbian action.
Kevin: That's not a saying.
Hawk: Will you all shut up! Hey I'm so pretty watch me do this! (smiles)
Lise: Ok guys not the time for stupid jokes. Well I'm going to the bathroom be back. (Leaves)
Kevin: Ahh Fowl Yellow Mouse Thing!
Pikachu: Pika?
Carlie: Oh it's so cute, Carlie love it!
Angela: Ah hem!
Carlie: Oh right Carlie can't love him Carlie married.
Angela: Um we're not married yet…
Carlie: Oh….Carlie confused!
Duran: Well whatever the strange yellow beast is, it must die! (Throws sword at Pikachu) (Pikachu ducks and sword hits Kevin)
Kevin: AHHHHH! The White Masta Struck Me Down! Oh The Lord! Oh The Lord! Damn The Whtie Devil!
Hawk: I didn't know Kevin was black.
Duran: He isn't he's just acting gay. (Kevin faints do to blood loss)
Carlie: Angie! They killed Kevin now how is Carlie suppose to make foreign gay film with Carlie as director!
Angie: Well, hey you author guy! Only Carlie calls me Angie!
Author: Sorry (fixes)
Angela: Well, Kevin's just fainted don't you remember we just bring him back with Phoenix Down.
Duran: Ange wrong game. (Pikachu presses a Smart Ass Alert Button) (Duran is beat up by an angry mob)
Hawk: Ohhhh! That's Two burns for Duran.
Carlie: can Carlie give fuzzy thing good bye hug?
Angela: Yes you may.
Carlie: Yeah! (Squeezes Pikachu) (Pikachu chokes)
See he likes Carlie! (Pikachu electrocutes her)
Angela: Ahh the son of a bitch killed my love seal! I'll kill you
(Does that DBZ stance) (Hair flies up) (Fist glow with energy orbs) (Hair turns gold) (Now all the girls are sexy blondes) (Yeah!) (Pretty much looks like a female super sayian goku, but shorter, with longer hair, and a very revealing dress) (But it's the thought that counts!) (And the blonde hair) Kamayhamayha! (misses Pikachu by two-thousand inches) Damn! I thought by now I would have perfect aim!
Pikachu: (with love eyes) Pika…
Hawk: Ah screw this! I'm too damn pretty. I'll be hiding behind that bush until one of you die.
Angela: Um I'm a super magician which is made to avoid getting sued by DBZ, and he's a yellow mouse.
Hawk: You're right you don't stand a chance. (Angela shoots him) Ahhhhhh! My Prettyful Face! I need that to trick girls into having icky, icky, rar, rar, bling, bling, sparkle, ging, razza ma taz, bing, bang, boom, boom with me! (Hides behind the bush crying for his mommmy like the little, almost gay fag he is.)
Angela: Wow…now to kill the …Pikachu? Damn Got away!
Lise: Hey guys back from the how to give yourself an orgasim learn-a-tour-eum, umm I mean bathroom. (looks around) How long was I gone?
To be Continuedo!