(Mrs. Trunks Briefs is staring at her fat cat, then she punches him gently in the tummy)

Trunks: Why are you punching your cat?

Don't worry! I'm not really punching him! Just his squishy fat!

Trunks: ...

(Punches her cat but can't pull back her hand) What the-? It's stuck!! AAAHHH!! TRUNKS!! SAVE ME!!! (The fat cat stretches and overtakes Mrs. Trunks Briefs) GGGGAAAAAHHHH!!!! NNOOOOOOOO!!!

Trunks:... That is a fat cat....(Grabs MTB's shirt and pulls her out)

(Wheeze, wheeze, gasp) Have you Readers ever heard of "foreshadowing"? (Disclaimer: I have no more witty ways to say that I don't own DBZ or any other things...)

To the Reviewers!!

GenzaiOS (Chapter 1): Thankies so much for reviewing! (Smiles)

Kataan: Reassure your brother that you aren't crazy. Maybe Vegita would smoke a cigar...hmm...

VeryShortMidget: (cringes) Okies, okies!! Vegita doesn't smoke!! Don't hurt me!! Anywho, I'm glad you like the chapter!

Flamingo6584: Another one for commando... I never thought about that though... I guess because I didn't want to...

Clarobell: It's true! Hahaha! Anywho, thankies for reviewing!

Snen: Thankies for reviewing!! ... What were you doing in a dark room?... I wonder...

Another: Thankies for answering most of my questions! Why my cat is fat... well I guess because he just eats and sleeps.

Leelo77: Yes!! Praise SpongeBob!! (And I get to live! Wee!) Cuteness gets everyone! Bulma does smokes?! OMG!! I guess Vegita would need space... So you are a perv... eww...

Princess Crack a' Lackin (Chapter 10 and 11): Thankies for answering those questions!! And well, Goku was trying to tell that one knock-knock joke where you say "banana" twenty times and when the other person "Who's there?" You say "Knock-knock" all over again and then finally you say "Orange" and that's when you say "Orange you glad I didn't say banana?" (Falls off her chair in laughter) Hahahaha!!

MistressDarkMoon: You were right! I would!! Mhahahaha!! Anywho... yeah, I guess a Vegita fan would die happy after Vegita naked... I would die happy if I saw Trunks naked! (Thinks dirty thoughts)

Omega Weapon: Thankies for reviewing! I love this chapters too!

Elvewin Darkdragon: Yes! I rock!! Yayies! Isn't it? I laugh every time I read it too!

Pikachu Hunter: Think about the toppings!! Think about them!! Wow... you're a girl?! Well, I never really thought about what gender you might be... but don't be ashamed!

Jedi Spiderfan: I'm glad you like that chapter! I guess Veggie had no say in what to watch on T.V.

Bishounenlvr: Maybe Vegita does drink... Hmm... I love SpongeBob! Who doesn't? (Goku gets teary eyed) But DBZ is always my favorite!

Unknown Wanderer: I always find a way! But I don't think you should quit! Continue! Continue!!

QueenPhoenix: Well, they could find a different channel... but I like SpongeBob! (Smiles)

RodeoStar: Oh. MY. GOD!! I almost killed someone!! I'm going to have a guilty conscience! But I'm glad you like the fic!

Now on to the fic!

Advice from you

Chapter 12

Goku sat at the edge of Bulma's bed, engrossed in the highly suspenseful episode of SpongeBob Squarepants. "Hey SpongeBob, got a quarter?" "Here you go, pal!" "Thanks." Highly suspenseful.

Vegita had gone off to his room, not really caring for the company of Kakorrot nor the Future Kid. Bulma had fallen asleep, her head resting on the soft pillows. Trunks was waving his hand in front of Goku's face, hoping to awaken the Saiyain-jin from his trance.

He signed, "Oh, well. I'll just leave him here." He left the room, entering the hallway. Immediately, childhood memories flooded his mind, and he remembered something: Where his room was. Trunks walked down the dark hallway, stopping at his room he opened the door and saw a dark figure on the bed. Vegita, breathing softly, no blankets were covering him, only his head on the pillow. Trunks silently tiptoed to the bed, he leaned in close to his father and heard him mumble, "What do you want, boy?"

Trunks almost jumped, not really expecting Vegita to talk to him. He answered him nervously, "Good night."

"Hmpf." Trunks turned away and left the room closing the door behind him. He looked at his watch, 1:27 am. He decided to get Goku and leave.

Goku walked out of Bulma's room, wondering where Trunks went off too, "Man, I hope Trunks didn't leave without me..." He looked down both ways of the hall and saw a figure walking out of Vegita's room. His hair not being as tall as Vegita's, Goku decided it was Trunks. "Hey Trunks," Goku said as quietly as he could. The figure turned and walked toward him. "Leaving?" he asked. Goku nodded his head, "I need food and sleep."

Trunks rolled his eyes," Let's go."

Bulma slowly opened her eyes, then quickly shut them again. The light, too bright. Was it from sun? Then the sun was too bright. She yawned, stretched, and scratched her back. The events from the night before clouded her mind. She almost slept with Vegita! Then Goku and the Future Kid came, like it mattered, she already told Vegita "No." She signed, how was she supposed to face Vegita now? Maybe they can agree that last night never happened. Wow, Bulma thought, I'm nervous about meeting Vegita when we almost slept together! How am I gonna feel when we do sleep together?

"WOMAN!!" Speak of the devil. "GET DOWN HERE AND MAKE ME SOME BREAKFAST!!!" Ok Vegita, last night never happened.

"HOLD YOUR HORSES!! I'LL BE DOWN IN A MINUTE!!"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'HOLD MY HORSES'? I HAVE NO HORSES!!" Bulma shook her head and jumped out of bed to get herself ready.

Vegita sat in his usual spot at the table. He scratched his ears, which were getting really annoying. They twitched, itched, and begged for the company of Bulma. And hear she comes, my pretties, mocked Vegita's thoughts. Bulma came down stairs wearing the same outfit she wore when Frieza and his father appeared. Her hair hanging just past her shoulders. She managed to do something reasonable with her hair, Vegita thought. He growled at Bulma, letting her know that he was hungry and she was late.

"I know, I know," Bulma replied. She gathered pots and pans from the cabinets and placed them on the stove. A cruel idea slipped into her head, "Oh, poor Veggie-weggie! He's so hungry-wongry! I'm so sorries!"

Vegita stared at her in horror and shuddered, "Veggie-weggie getting sicky-wicky..." Bulma's hand had found its way to his ears and scratched. His eyes widened in pleasure and he leaned towards her. Curse these humans, Vegita thought.

Ding-dong! Bulma removed her hand and headed for the front door. Vegita sat in his seat, controlling himself so he wouldn't run after Bulma and beg like a commoner. Bulma opened to door to reveal Yamcha's smiling face, and then the door was slammed shut. She angrily turned away from the door, mumbling very mean words.

"Wait! Bulma!" called out Yamcha from behind the door, "I just want to apologize! If you don't want me back, that's fine! But please forgive me!"

"NO!"

"Please!"

"Burn in Hell!"

"Don't be like that Bulma..."

"PISS OFF!"

"Come on, Bulma. Please?" Yamcha pleaded.

"Vegita! How long has it been since you killed something?"

"Too long," Vegita chuckled.

"You wanna kill Yamcha?" Bulma asked with a familiar smirk.

"Hell yes!"

"Wait, Bulma!" said Yamcha, "I just wanna talk, be friends! I won't ask you out! I swear!"

"And I won't hurt you," said Vegita, "...Much."

"Please Bulma!"

Bulma signed and gave in, "Fine. But if you touch me or ask me out, I will let Vegita kill you." She opened the door letting Yamcha in. "Thanks, Bulma," he said nervously. Bulma lead to way to the kitchen, Yamcha following behind searching his tiny mind to find some way to apologize to her without making her angry.

Bulma began making Vegita's breakfast. "Do what you need to do and leave," she demanded throwing some random food article in a pot.

"Look Bulma, I'm really sorry for what I did. And I was a real moron," Yamcha said.

"Got that right," said Vegita.

Yamcha ignored him, "I just want your forgiveness. If I can't have that I understand." He looked down at the palm of his hand which read, "And you deserve much better than me."

Yamcha repeated this, "And you deserve much better than me."

"Wow," said Vegita, "I thought that you did a good job, until I noticed that you have been taking notes from the night before."

Bulma slammed down the spoon she had been stirring with. "Fine," she said through her teeth, "I forgive you."

"Can we still be friends?" Yamcha pleaded.

"Friends, yes. Dates, no. Understand?"

"Yes. Thank you."

Vegita left the room. "Hey, Vegita," called out Bulma, "Don't you want breakfast?"

"I'll be right back," he mumbled.

Yamcha chuckled, "I can't believe he still has those ears! I would have already gotten rid of them! Or ran away to a circus..."

Bulma didn't hear him, or didn't want to hear him. Her mind was focused on Vegita, he never left before breakfast was ready.

Oh, no! What's wrong with out favorite Saiyain-jin Prince?

Trunks: You tell me...

Sorry this chapter took soooooooo long!! I had writer's block and a lot of distractions! I'll come up with the next chapter ASAP!! And as always.... REVIEW!! ... Please?