Secret of Mana 3: Chapter 2
Last time on SoM3, our friends encountered a Pikachu, a type of gay mouse form some other game. Using her usual sexiness Angela got rid of the cruel beast before her friends were violently slaughtered. Thank Mana for Angela. Even if she was a spoiled immature brat, before she met Carlie.
Lise: Hey Angela how long are you going to be all glowy like that?
Angela: Tomorrow.
Carlie: Carlie glad, cause Carlie not be able to have hot sex with Angie when she's all glowy cause Carlie can't sleep.
Angela: Don't Worry Carlie we can play tomorrow. (Tickles her)
Carlie: Stop It Angie that tickles!
Lise: ahem
Angela: Oh yeah forgot you were here. So where's the guys.
Lise: I don't know they should be back by now. (meanwhile)
Duran, and Hawk: Drink! Drink! Drink!
Kevin: (finishes beer keg) Damn It's all gone!
Duran: No way.
Kevin: What else is there?
Hawk: Dude you floated it by yourself! That was my fking keg yours was that one!
Kevin: Oh!
Duran: Come on guys if we get home how we might see Angela and Carlie making out.
Kevin: I don't know why you guys enjoy that, it's disgusting.
Duran: Dude if you're gonna be gay about this, go jump off the bridge.!
Kevin: Ok! Kevin Power! (runs outside and jumps off the bridge.)
Duran: No Kevin you idiot!
Hawk: Let him go he's not pretty anyways.
Duran: Dude he has your Dragon keys.
Hawk: Oh son of a bitch! (later)
Lise: Where the hell were you?
Duran: Where the hell is the lesbian action?
Hawk: Where the hell are dry clothes?
Kevin: Where's my ass I can't see it! Ahh! I'm blind! Oh wait I can see my hands. But where's my ass?
Angela: Who the hell insults my love for Carlie?
Carlie: Angie's pussy tastes good.
Lise:…
Hawk:…
Duran:…
Kevin: So what? Oh wait you're talking about Angela? Never mind.
Angela: I told you to not make him drunk!
Duran: Duh? That's why we order him light beer, but he drank Hawk's! So now he's drunk. Deal with it!
Carlie: Hey Kevin! Kiss Duran's Ass!
Kevin: Ok (does so)
Duran: Ahh, don't you dare, ya gay prick.
Kevin: why do you torment me masta?
Angela: Besides the stupid ness today! I'm felling better.
Lise: Let's go to bed, and Hawk, Duran stay out of Angela and Carlie's Room.
Duran: Damn
Hawk: Ok but, you have to take off your shirt and never put it on in the next three days if I don't go in tonight.
Lise: Fine. Just go to bed. (Next Day)
Hawk: Ha I win now you take off your shirt.
Lise: Damn! (takes off shirt.)
Duran: Yeah Big Boobs Galore!
Hawk: Best bet I ever made.
Angela: Morning.
Duran: Hey Angela I bet you 10,000 Luc that you can't go one day with out Carlie's love.
Angela: Easiest 10,000 Luc I ever made. I accept you're weak ass bet! Oh how about the loser, also has to eat the five day old maggot infested sandwich on top of the fridge.
Duran: Deal (No way she's gonna win.) (five minutes later)
Angela: Damn what was I thinking Lise? I can't last four minutes without Carlie by my side. Oh how am I gonna do this.
Lise: …You could give up.
Angela: If I call off the bet he gets to fk me is the ass.
Lise: yeah, and I know how much you hate penises. Want did you do before you fell in love with Carlie.
Angela: Talk to Victor, Visit my Mother, crap I can't do since the Beast Kingdom blew up my home.
Lise: I got it! Take a long nap for 24 hours!
Angela: Ok! (takes sleeping pills) (falls asleep on floor.)
Lise: Sucker. (pulls down Angela's shirt and sucks on her breasts)
Yum so that's what Angela's breast taste like. (Carlie walks in)
Carlie: What are you doing to Carlie's love seal! Carlie kill you!
(Carlie beats the crap out of Lise) (2 hours later)
Lise: Who knew Carlie had such skill?
Hawk: I did, when I raped her she woke up and did it to me.
Duran: Haha! You got raped by an elf.
Hawk: Shut up it's been two hours and Angela hasn't even started crawling in the corner moaning Carlie's name like the last time Carlie went somewhere with out her.
Duran: Not yet, watch my raped friend, watch.
Lise: Hawk stop looking at chest.
Kevin: Good morning! (sees Lise's boobs) AHHH! SYMBOL OF THE ANTI- CHRIST KILL THE BOOBS!
Lise: Kevin just go the that gay strip gay club you always go to.
Kevin: Ok. BUT IF THIS IS AN ANTI-CHRIST TRICK THEN THE BOOBS SHALL DIE! (leaves)
Duran: I pity him.
Hawk: I'm so pretty…again!
Carlie: (walks past and points at Lise with a menacing look)
Lise: Ahhhhhh! She's trying to finish me off!
Carlie: And stay away from Angie you no shirt freak.
Hawk: I wonder if I'll be able to handle this for the rest of the day.
Carlie: Come on Angie wake up! You said You and Carlie were going to the Black Market, to see Movie.
Duran: (smiles) Carlie forget it, Lise drugged her.
Carlie: What? I kill you!
Lise: Ahhhh! (runs away with Carlie right behind her.)
Duran: I am such I genius.
To Be Continuedo!