Secret of Mana 3
Last time in the real world of our heroes Angela drugged herself to avoid losing the bet, she made with Duran. Also Carlie went off chasing Lise, when Lise was wrongly accused of drugging Angela. Thus we continue.
Duran: Mail Call! Let's see bill, bill, bill, law suit, and Carlie's monthly package from having sex with your purple haired friend club. Oh wait there's a letter for me, Hawk, and Kevin.
Kevin: What letter say?
Duran: Ahem, Dear Duran, Kevin, and Hawk you have been invited to E3 to discuss your next game. Please don't bring any of the girls, besides there are a bunch perverts here every year. Yours truly the Head of Square Soft.
Kevin: Cool.
Hawk: Hey shut up I'm trying beat Carlie at battle ship.
Carlie: B-4!
Hawk: (looking pissed) You sunk my fking battleship! (slices game into pieces with his daggers.) What'd I miss?
Duran: We got tickets to E3.
Hawk: Cool well get going right after this. Hey Carlie Lise is in the kitchen!
Carlie: Carlie kill the blonde no cute lady!
Hawk: Ok now we can go. (Later)
Duran: (plays Flammie's drum) Come here Flammy good girl. All aboard the giant Flammy ship number one!
Hawk: I thought Flammie would be dead by now.
Duran: No she's a fur dragon they last for a millennium.
Flammy: Me Leeee!
Kevin: Kevin miss sleeping on fur. (meanwhile)
Koren: Hahahahaha! (lightning) They feel for it give me my money!
Jagan: Damn It. (gives money)
Deathjester: Wouldn't it have been easier to get all of them in one place and blow them up, come on you didn't get those stupid bitches to come.
Koren: That's part of the plan! Dipshit. We blow up the guys, then the girls are defenseless and we have hot sex with them, and they be our slaves.
Jagan: Yeah stupid! (magically picks up rock and throws it at Deathjester.)
Koren: (pulls out picture of Angela) Angela my sweet, I gave you attention, I got magic to prove I was strong, but no, you go for that Victor bastard! Then Duran, then Hawk, then you go with Carlie, Angela I thought you loved me!
Jagan: Dude what are you doing?
Koren: (hides picture) Nothing!
Deathjester: (missing two fingers thanks to blouder.) So how we destroy them?
Koren: We all get to kill with anything we come up with.
Jagan: Yeah I cloned myself, and that clone will turn those fags into vampires, while I help Koren with his plan.
Koren: I'm a damn magician , I don't need a plan, I'll just blow their ass to hell.
Deathjester: That's what you did last time and it didn't work.
Well my plan is so clever so geineus that it will kill all.
Koren: (not caring) yeah just tell us what it is.
Deathjester: I hired five thousand deadly ninjas to kill them.
Koren: (Not caring) Yeah whatever (sips Lemonade) This Lemonade is Very GOOD! (back to heros.)
Flammie: Me leeee! (triple back flip.)
Duran: Yeah Flammie do that again!
Flammie: Me leeee! (does again)
Duran: Yeah High Tail!
Hawk: Shut the hell up Duran, I'm trying to sexily wave at girls!
Kevin: Kevin want to sleep (transforms into werewolf) SO SHUT THE FK UP!
Duran: ………
Hawk:…………(waves at girl.)
Kevin: Good, (goes to sleep.)
Duran: ……
Flammie:…….
Hawk:……
Angela:………
Hawk: Angela what the hell you doing here?
Kevin: (wakes up) Roar! (throws Hawk of ship)
Hawk: Damn It All!
Angela: High Five Kevin (high five!)
Duran:………
Flammie: Me leeee!
To be Continuedo!