(MTB is reading the newspaper, she continues doing this for 20 seconds, then looks up) Hello. You scared the crap out of me. Welcome to another chapter of my fanfic. I'm glad everyone really liked the last chapter and thank you for the "Happy Birthdays!" I was truly happy to see those nice reviews. Oh, I have a message for all who want to kill me for the cliff hanger from the last chapter: If you strike me down, I will become more powerful that you can imagine!! Enjoy this chapter everyone!

(Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ!! If I did...then that would rock so hard!)

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Chapter 14

Trunks grabbed the cat-like ears at the tips, "I'm sorry, Father." Trunks closed his eyes and Goku raised the axe over his head. As this was happening, Vegita slowly opened his eyes. An awkward silence filled the room then a scream was erupted throughout the Capsule house, that sounded much like this, "AAAAAAHHHHH!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY (censored)ING ROOM!!!!???? I'M GOING TO (censored)ING KILL YOU!!!"

"This sounds like Chichi on a bad day," Goku said, lowering the axe. Vegita looked around, Karrorot with an axe, Piccolo with a First Aid Kit (A/N: Oh, yeah, Piccolo, that's gonna help Vegita after you chop his ears off!), and the Future Kid holding his ears. He decided to put two and two together. "You were going to kill me, WEREN'T YOU?!!? WELL, HA!! I CAUGHT YOU IN THE ACT!! SOME NOBLE PERSON YOU ARE!! KILLING A MAN RIGHT IN HIS SLEEP!!"

"No," said Goku calmly, "We were just going to cut your ears off."

Piccolo punched him, "Shut up!"

"CUT MY EARS OFF!?!?! WHY??!!"

Goku rubbed his cheek, "Because if you have cat ears, you can't get laid." Piccolo punched him again.

"What are you talking about??! These ears can get me laid with any woman!" Vegita boasted, "So cute and adorable I will be!"

"Ha!" said Trunks, "So much for the Great Piccolo!!" Piccolo punched him too, "You shut up!"

Vegita punched Piccolo, "Don't punch the Future Kid and Karrorot!!"

Goku punched Vegita, "Don't punch Piccolo for punching me and the Future Kid!!"

Trunks punched Goku, "Don't punch Vegita for punching Piccolo for punching me and you!!"

Vegita punched Trunks, "Don't punch Karrorot for punching me for punching Piccolo for punching you and Karrorot!"

Piccolo punched Vegita (A/N: Wow this is getting really old really fast...), "Don't punch the Future Kid for punching Goku for punching you for punching me for punching Goku and him!!"

Goku raised his fist to punch Piccolo but stopped, "Wait... Would I being punching Piccolo for punching Vegita for punching the Future Kid for punching me for punching Vegita for punching Piccolo for punching me and the Future Kid?"

Everyone stopped to think about this. Then Vegita spoke up, "Yeah, that sounds about right."

"Ok, then," said Goku. Then the four fighters went back to punching each other.

Bulma stood at the doorway in her pajamas, thinking very hard about what had just happened. She had heard Vegita's screams and rush in to see if anything was wrong. Then she came in and saw the fighters punching each other for... punching each other. It was all very confusing for the technical genius. Her mind was well known for thinking logically, but this... this was unbearable. Then she decided not to solve the puzzle but instead to destroy the puzzle, "STOP PUNCHING EACH OTHER!!"

They stopped, staring wide-eyed at Bulma. She crossed her arms and calmly asked, "What is going on here?"

"They were trying to kill me!!" cried Vegita.

"We were not trying to kill you!" argued Goku, "Just cut your ears off."

"You don't cut someone ears off with an axe!" yelled Vegita.

"I knew it!" said Trunks.

"Shut up!" said Piccolo.

"Vegita's right," said Bulma, "You cut someone's ears off with an axe, you cut them off with a hunting knife."

Trunks blew a raspberry at Piccolo, who just darkly stared back at him.

"Why are we discussing about how to cut my ears off?! I know how to get rid of my ears!" Vegita yelled, then quickly placed his hands over his mouth..

"Then why don't you get rid of them?" asked Bulma. Vegita looked at her for a minute, then looked at the other three fighters who were in the room, then looked back at her. "Cause... they make me look so... adorable."

"They do!" said Goku, petting his ears. Vegita growled at him and pushed his hand away, but his hand was soon replaced with Bulma's hand. "He does look adorable!" she agreed. Vegita brushed her hand away as well.

"Everyone leave my room, NOW!" said Vegita pointing to the door. Goku, Piccolo and Trunks sulked passed the door. Vegita slammed the door behind them, mumbling some mean words. He turned and saw Bulma sitting herself down on his bed. "You leave too," he said, reopening the door. Bulma didn't leave, she instead laid down on the bed.

"No, Vegita," she said, "I'm going to stay here."

"Why?" Vegita asked confused.

"Because I want to."

Vegita opened his mouth to disagree with her but decided against it. He did need to get rid of his ears and Bulma was the only person could do it. "Alright," he said, "Go ahead and stay here. But I warn you, I like to listen to some Boyz II Men to help me sleep." He turned away heading for the small stereo on his night stand, grinning mischievously. Vegita pushed the small play button:

There's a place on Ocean Avenue-

"Wrong song," he mumbled, pushing the next button again and again.

I long for the warmth of days gone by
When you were mine
But now those days are memories in time
Life's empty without you by my side

"Aw, Veggie! I had no idea you listen to this!" Bulma said smiling.

"Yeah," Vegita mumbled rolling his eyes, "You learn something new everyday."

My heart belongs to you
No matter what I try
When I get courage up to love somebody new
It always falls apart 'cause they just
Can't compare to you
You love won't release me
I'm bound under ball and chain
Reminiscing our love as I watch four season's change (A/N: If you can guess this song, you win a cookie!)

"Excuse me," he said in a seductive voice, heading for his bathroom, "I'm just going to go wash my face."

"Ok," Bulma said seemingly unfazed. Vegita looked at her for a moment, confused, then opened the door to his private bathroom. He closed the door behind him and said, "What's with this woman?! She seems to be immune to this.... this... romantic atmosphere!" He sinisterly wrung his hands, "Well, not for long." Vegita pulled his shirt over his head, laughing cruelly.

"Woman?" he asked sweetly as he walked out of the bathroom.

Sleeping. Bulma was sleeping on his bed. Vegita was dumbfounded. He nearly screamed in frustration. He clenched his fists and his tail swished angrily behind him.

...Wait a minute...

"'His tail swished angrily behind him?'" Vegita turned and saw that his tail was indeed behind him. Much as he loved his tail, he knew that it was not supposed to be there. He stared at it. A week. One week. Only one week. One week was all he had to mate with Bulma or else... or else be stuck cat-eared, forever.

Vegita looked at the slumbering Bulma. He could still... while she was asleep... he shook his head. It was wrong. Yeah, he was a cold-blooded killer, but he wouldn't go that far as to rape. He signed and sulked to his bed, not bothering to cover himself with the blankets. He looked back at Bulma and grabbed his pillow, heading for the couch in the living room.

Alas, poor Veggie... I know I'm going to get some flames for this chapter...One, it being really late... (Moving! I thought I told you guys that! And school! School takes up my time!) Two, I think it sucked... Well, as always, REVIEW!! ...Pretty please?