Well, well, well. It appears that I am back again! And I'm truly surprised that I didn't get any flames from all the reviewers! ...Weird... Anywho, I really want to get this chapter done before my dad comes back for R&R (rest and relaxation) from Iraq! Because for two weeks you will never see me! I will devote all my time to him! Now I present to you the wonderful and magnificent readers, Chapter 15! (Disclaimer: Thanks for the tip, Alexandrea Romanzesco! Now face your doom, Akira!
Akira Toriyama: Damn you!!!)
Advice from you
Chapter 15
Vegita slept soundly on the couch, mumbling in his sleep, dreaming of the life back at his palace on Planet Vegitasie (A/N: Did I spell that right?) He felt a light tug on his new tail, "Mother," he mumbled, "Stop eating my tail, I'm trying to sleep..."
"Your mother tried to eat your tail?" Vegita shook himself awake and saw the most horrific creature he had ever seen. Bulma. Only this time, her hair wasn't fixed. It was fizzy and out of place. He stared at it for quite some time, catching Bulma's attention; she looked up.
"Ok, so my hair looks bad," she said, "But that's what I get for sleeping on your bed!"
Vegita retaliated, "You should be grateful I let you sleep on my bed! I should have blasted you while you were asleep!"
"But you didn't."
"No."
"Why?"
"...I didn't feel like..."
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"I see."
"Good."
"Doyougocommando?" Bulma asked quickly. (A/N: "Do you go commando?" hehe...)
"What?"
"Nothing," she replied.
"Okay...," Vegita said, raising an eyebrow.
Bulma began to scratch his ears, he grinned and closed his eyes. "So, Veggie," she asked, "What do you want for breakfast?"
"Meow..."
"What?"
His eyes shot open. "Pancakes! I said I wanted pancakes!" Vegita replied quickly. He began to push her toward the kitchen and in front of the stove, "Now, go! For there can only be one!" He ran off to the bathroom, leaving a very stunned Bulma behind. (A/N: Thanks very much, Star and Power Mad Mistress! I love it!)
"Does he just want one pancake?" Bulma asked herself.
Vegita arrived at the bathroom, shaking his head in embarrassment . "I can't believe this... What would Father say?"
WHEREVER VEGITA'S FATHER IS
"Screw her! Screw her before someone else does!!"
BACK TO VEGITA
"He would be ashamed of me..."
VEGGIE'S DAD
"You moron! Bone her!! You should have done that before the transformation even started!!"
BACK TO VEGGIE
"I'm sorry to have failed you, Father," Vegita said sadly then with determination, "But I have to seduce her! I'm not going stand by and be a cat forever!"
VEGGIE'S DAD
"Finally!!"
BACK TO VEGGIE
He decided on it. He would tell her, no more messing around. He would tell her the truth and how if she accepted him, they would be together forever. Vegita marched into the kitchen, taking a deep breath before he stepped in.
"Hi, Bulma!" Vegita shuddered. Yamcha.
"Hi, Yamcha! How are you?"
"I'm doing pretty good!" He looked in the fridge, "Hey! Where's the chocolate whippy dip?" (A/N: Hehe! Couldn't resist! Thanks Alexandrea Romanzesco!)
Then again, Vegita could wait until he killed Yamcha. Let's see, kill Yamcha and mate Bulma. It was definitely be a plus. What a wonderful concept. So evil and pleasurable at the same time. Mhahahahaha, Vegita laughed evilly in his head. Then that evil laughter soon erupted to his mouth and he stood laughing while Bulma and Yamcha looked on, scared and confused. They even took a few steps away from him.
MEANWHILE (A/N: Thanks, Fessnux!! I owe you one!)
"I can't believe he caught us!" Goku whined.
"I can," replied Piccolo, "You guys were talking so loud you could have woken up the dead. Just some advice, for next time, shut- UP!!"
"You were talking too!"
"Quiet!" interrupted Trunks, "I'm trying to think!" Piccolo growled, "Think? About what?"
"What are you talking about?" asked Goku.
Trunks rolled his eyes, "Well, since the 'Great Piccolo' had an that idea didn't work, so I had another idea."
"Whatchu talking about, Willis?" said Piccolo.
Goku stared at him, "His name is Trunks, you know that!"
Piccolo sadly shook his head; Trunks continued, "We're going to get my parents out of the house, to go out to 'eat,' now while they about to leave the house, I'll call every restaurant in town and tell them that a party of- I don't know- a hundred is going to arrive. So that way they'll have no chance of being interrupted." Trunks nodded thinking about how wondrous his plan was, "Piccolo," he said pointing at the Namek, "You will call this person!" Trunks handed him a piece of paper with a phone number on it.
"867-5309," Piccolo read, then looked at Trunks, "I"m not amused." Goku started dancing around and singing, "8-6-7-5-3-0- niiiiiiiiiiiineee!!"
"I swear that's his number!" Trunks said, punching Goku in the face to shut him up.
"And this guy will do what?"
"You'll know soon enough," Trunks said quickly. "Now, Goku! The only way to get my parents out of the house is to make sure they have no food. This is where you come in-
"Yay! I get to eat the food!!"
"Yes, my father will no doubt notice this, he'll tell mother, she'll get mad at him saying it was his fault that the food is gone, they'll fight, mother will take him somewhere to eat, and that's when the plan will go into action!"
"Wow," said Piccolo, "You sure know your parents well, and you've thought about this plan to the tiniest detail. But I'm not sure about this guy that I have to call."
"Call him and once he says hello, tell him that Bishonen said Prince Charming and Blue Bird are obsolete. He should reply with 'Give me the Hentai!' Got it?"
"...No... but ok...I'll do that."
"Excellent," he said evilly. Then he began an evil chuckle that erupted into an evil laugh which caused Piccolo and Goku to stared at him for quite some time.
As they say, like father like son... Oh! There's something else I'd like to say! Congratulations, SapphireWhiteTigress!! You win a cookie! (Hands her the cookie)
SWT: Thank you! (Grabs the cookie but MTB doesn't let go of it) Well, to give me the cookie you have to let go of it...
MTB: NEVER!! MY COOKIE!! (runs off with the cookie)
SWT: Hey!! (chases after her)
MTB: (laughing evilly then crashes into a wall that wasn't there before)
SWT: (takes the cookie from her hand) My cookie!! (eats it)
MTB: A CURSE!!... and as always... PLEASE REVIEW!!