Busted
The teen shifted uneasily as he pretended to read a useless book on alchemy. He wanted to try his hardest to avoid the older man not to far away from him. The man he couldn't help staring at for some time now. After reading the same sentence at least twenty times he closed the book and looked up. He couldn't turn his eyes away from the other man, who was staring back with a smirk on his face.
"Well, I've had my fun for the day. Good night, sir." The younger boy rose from his seat and turned, heading for the door.
"Wait just a second." He paused and turned, rolling his eyes a little. The other man came to stand in front of him, smirking still. "Well, I never realized you were so…short."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT YOU COULD SQUASH THEM LIKE A BUG?"
"Calm down Ed."
"No."
"Why not?"
"You called me short. I hate when people call me short. I'm not short, I'm just…"
"…Short?"
"I am not!"
"Shut up."
"…" At the teen's silence, the older man moved closer, pinning the younger one up against the wall.
"Sir…?" He tried not to laugh.
"Yes, Ed?"
"You're tickling me…stop that! Ha! No! It's not funny!" He squirmed as Mustang's fingers didn't cease to stop tickling his sides. Ed tried to hold back laughter, but it wasn't working.
"Am I?" He asked, a wicked smile now playing on the man's lips.
"Yes! Ha! Ha! Stop! Please!" Both men froze as the door opened.
"Sir there's been…"
"Um, Hawkeye…"
"Yes sir?" The woman looked a little confused. "What are you two doing?"
"Uh…he was…"
"I was um…" The Colonel stammered, glancing at Ed.
"Oh boy…um, okay well…I'll leave you two at it then if-"
"Hey! Colonel, I need to ask you…WHOA!"
"Ugh, hello Havoc."
"What are we having a party now?" The blond boy asked, wiggling away from Mustang. "I'm leaving. Good bye! See ya later! Ta ta!"
"Sir?"
"WHAT, FUERY?" The Colonel snapped, turning to glare at the three standing awkwardly in the doorway.
"What happened there?" Havoc asked, scratching his head and looking a little…puzzled. Well weren't they all?
"None of your business." Roy snapped. "What do you all want?"
"Flame and Metal…BUSTED!" Fuery said, cracking into a goofy grin.
"WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING!"
"You're right, sir. You just had him pinned up against the wall, and he was laughing. That was nothing."
"OUT HAWKEYE!" She gave a heavy sigh and nodded.
"Right. Sorry, sir."
"Ed was enjoying himself, wasn't he?"
"YOU TOO HAVOC! OUT! FUERY, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING…OUT!"