Hey everybody! How are you? Well, I've been down in the dumps since my daddy left to go back for Iraq... (Two weeks wasn't long enough! They should have let him stay forever!) Anywho, I had to write my song fic "Broken" to kinda get rid of all the depress feelings I had. I'm really glad about how it came out! But I think writing a bit of humorous "Advice from You" will cheer me up! And now! On to the fic!! Aaah!! I almost forgot! Happy belated B-day Leelo77!! (Disclaimer: (stares darkly at the lawyers that have been stalking her) I DON'T OWN DBZ!!)
Advice from you
Chapter 16 (Already?!)
CAPSULE CORP. 9:17 PM (and about 14, no, 15, no, 16, no, 17! ...And about a few seconds...)
A female silhouette was made on the shower curtain, she swayed her hips about humming as she washed herself. A dark figure entered the bathroom, unnoticed, undetected. Flashing steel was held tightly in his hand and hidden behind his back. He crept, careful not to make any sound. The dark figure grasped the wet shower curtain and pulled it back.
"VEGITA!! Guess what mommy-wommy got you at the store today!!"
Vegita launched into the air from the couch he had just been sitting on, and, without thinking, he held on to the slowly turning ceiling fan. Mrs. Briefs looked up at him with her squinted eyes and look back at the T.V.; after seeing a woman scream, she turned back to Vegita, "Veggie, you know you shouldn't be watching scary movies at this time of night!"
"Old Woman!" Vegita yelled, "When I get my hands on you, I'm going to kill you! And then, kill you again! And after I finish killing you, I'll kill you again!"
His cries went in vain, only falling on Mrs. Briefs deaf ears; the woman herself began to dig through a shopping bag. Vegita removed himself from the ceiling fan and dusted himself off, mumbling curses and shaking his fist at the older woman.
"Look!" said Mrs. Briefs holding up a red collar with a small silver tag on it, "I got you this beautiful collar and it'll go so wonderful with you gorgeous gray (A/N: I forgot to mention this earlier but Veggie's ears are gray!) ears! Oh! Speaking of ears!" She handed the stunned prince the collar and went back to digging through her bag; she pulled out a spiky comb and reached for his furry ears.
"What the hell are you doing, Woman?! I'm no pet!"
She stopped, "You aren't?"
"NO!"
There was a slight pause, then Mrs. Briefs began to reach for his ears again. Just then Bulma entered the room, "Woman!" Vegita cried backing away from Mrs. Briefs, "Get your insane mother away from me!"
Bulma watched as her mother cornered the mighty prince and laughed, "What's the matter Veggie? Can't defend yourself from a weakling woman?"
"Could you blame me?! Look at her!!"
"Well, she can be very frightening at times, so I guess I could try and chase her off."
"Do it now!"
Bulma blocked her mother from reaching Vegita, "Mom, leave Vegita alone, okay?"
The older woman lowered the comb and then hissed in a demonic manner, "MY TIME WILL COME!! AND YOU, PRINCE VEGITA WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME!!" She ran out the house, laughing evilly until she collided with a large tree, rendering her unconscious.
Vegita sniffed, "My mother always said that to me right before I went to bed..."
Bulma looked at him, "What?"
Vegita went back to being proud, crossing his arms, "I'm not going to repeat myself to a human."
"Fine! Whatever! I'm going to bed!" She stormed out, stomping her feet against the carpet floor.
Vegita rolled his eyes, "Touchy..."
MEAN WHILE!!
"This meeting will now come to order!" cried Goku at his "posse." Piccolo looked at him from his chair, while Trunks was munching on chips. Goku quickly confiscated the chips. "Now!" He said, stuffing his mouth full of greasy potato chips, "I will give you all code names to go by. Trunks, you will be Mr. Pink! And Piccolo, you will be Mr. Green! I will be Mr. Blonde!"
"Hold on!" said Trunks, "Why do you get to be Mr. Blonde and I have to be Mr. Pink?"
"Elementary, my dear Fat-head! Your hair is pink! Thus the name, Mr. Pink."
"What did you just say?"
"Ok," said Piccolo, "Then why are you Mr. Blonde? Your hair isn't blonde."
"True! But when I turn Super Saiyain-jin it is!"
"So does mine!" argued Trunks.
"Was even a Mr. Green in Reservoir Dogs?" asked Piccolo.
"I think so...," said Goku.
"No, there wasn't!" said Trunks, "There was a Mr. Blonde, Mr. Pink, Mr. Brown, Mr. White, and Mr. Orange!"
"Okay, okay, okay!" Goku said waving his arms, "Piccolo will be Mr. White, because he has a white cape! I will be Mr. Orange because my gi is orange! Trunks will be Mr. Pink, because his hair is a shade of pink!"
"Purple isn't a shade of pink," said Piccolo.
"And it's Lavender!! L-A-V-E-N-D-E-R!" argued Trunks.
"Well, 'lavender' is a girlish color like pink," said Goku, crossing his arms. Trunks rose up with clinched fists, ready to beat Goku back to HFIL. Piccolo stood up to stop him, "Okay. Enough! Goku will be Mr. Orange, I will be Mr. White, and Trunks will be Mr. Blonde! Are you happy?! Is everyone happy?!"
Trunks and Goku nodded in unison. "Good. Now let's do this!"
Vegita slept very soundly in bed, as did the rest of the Briefs family. Goku snuck in to the large kitchen, sporting a very expensive looking tuxedo, and smoking a cigarette. Trunks pulled the cigarette out of the older Saiyain-jin's mouth and put it out in the sink. "Remember 'Mr. Orange,'" whispered Piccolo, "These are only code names."
"Gotcha, Mr. White," Goku whispered back.
"Are you guys going to help me?" whispered Trunks, holding a large amount of food in his arms. Goku raided the fridge, "Hey! Chocolate whippy dip!" He rubbed the cold item against his cheek.
Piccolo placed his finger over his mouth, "Shh! We don't want anyone to wake up!"
Thump, thump, thump. The fighters turned toward the noise and saw a groggy Vegita standing at the entrance of the kitchen. He slowly rubbed his sleep-filled eyes and yawned. He walked over to Goku who was frozen at the sight of a sleepy Vegita.
The tired prince held out his hand. "Your Prince demands the whippy dip...," he said, slurring his speech. Goku hesitantly placed the can in his hand, and watched as the sleepwalker wrapped his fingers around it.
"That's right, you better...," Vegita yawned and left the room, leaving three stunned fighters alone.
After a minute or so of thinking about what just happened, Trunks pulled Piccolo's cape off his back and tossed the food he was carrying on it. Piccolo and Goku realized what he was doing and followed suit. After emptying the fridge, the cape was tied together and the three left out into the night.
I know I'm going to get beat up by my reviewers... go ahead... I'm not stopping you...Sorry this chapter took so long! Damn WordPerfect was screwing up on me!! I finally got it to work and I'll make sure the next chapter comes much much sooner!! Thankies and as always... REVIEW!!