Hello everyone!! Well, I'm back to my insane self and I thought, "Hey! Since that last chapter was soooo late, I'll right another one much much earlier! (And much longer)" Thanks to all the wonderful reviews because you know how much I love them! That last chapter also made me laugh too! It really cheered me up! Here it is!! The next chapter!

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Chapter 17 (WHOOT!!)

Bulma squinted at the sunlight seeping through her window. She would have destroyed that sun long ago, had it not been for the fact that everyone and everything would go through another Ice Age if it was destroyed. She forced herself off the bed, wondering if the Mighty Prince was awake yet. Wait a minute... Why did she care if he was awake? She shook her head, hoping to clear her thoughts. But they were still there. Bulma headed for the kitchen to get an early start on cooking for Vegita. Wait! She was eager to cook for Vegita?! What was going on? She thought about this as she opened the fridge.

Nothing.

Not a single thing was in there.

Bulma checked the cabinets. Nothing.

The pantry. Nothing.

The freezer?! Nothing.

Bulma ran to Vegita's room, and spotted a single can of chocolate whippy dip on the floor next to Vegita's bed. Her face grew hot, her mouth trembled, her hands shook. He was going to get it now.

"VEGITA!!" The Saiyain-jin woke with a start, rolling off the bed with a thump. He looked around and saw a very angry Bulma standing above him. "What do you want, Woman?!" he said.

"You ate all the food in the house!"

Vegita scowled at her, "And do you have any proof?" Bulma pointed to the can next to him. He looked at it, "Well, there's only one item in my room. Do you see any other items?"

Bulma pointed behind him. Vegita got up and looked. An assortment of containers, bags, plastics, boxes, and cans were piled high by the edge of the Prince's bed. Vegita looked at the pile then at Bulma, then back at the pile. His ears twitched uncontrollably. "Now that," he said, breaking the angry silence between him and Bulma, "I will not deny, would be proof that I ate everything in the house."

They stared at each other in silence until Vegita blabbed, "What's the big deal? Just go to the store and buy some more."

Bulma went crazy. She screamed and pulled her hair. She jumped on the bed then rolled on it. She ran into his private bath and began to eat his soap. She grabbed his shampoo (soap still in her mouth), opened it up, and spilled its contents on the carpet floor. Then she kneeled down and ran her fingers through the soapy carpet.

Vegita, on the other hand, stared at Bulma in shock for a few moments until he shook his head from scary thoughts and headed for the closet. He calmly opened it and pulled out a wooden bat. He walked back to Bulma, who was still insane, and gently bopped her on the head. She instantly fell unconscious. Vegita grabbed her legs and dragged her out of his room.

MEANWHILE

"Wow, Goku," said Trunks, "That was really brilliant idea! Sneaking all the wrappers to my father's room so he could look guilty!"

Goku grinned, "That was nothing! I do it all the time to Gohan!"

Piccolo shook his head, "Pathetic. Blaming your crimes on your own son."

Goku frowned, "Well, at least I'm a brilliant, pathetic...," he became confused, "Goku?"

Piccolo shook his head, while a thought struck Trunks. He rubbed his head and picked the thought off the ground. He read it then repeated it, "Piccolo, you need to call that guy."

"What guy?"

Goku raised his hand eagerly to answer, "Oh! Oh! Me!" Piccolo rolled his eyes, "Yes, Goku?"

"A guy is an informal word for 'a man.' In Britain, it is a figure representing the Catholic conspirator Guy Fawkes, who was burnt on a bonfire on the 5th of November because he plotted to blow up Parliament in 1605." (A/N: I guess we all learned something here today...)

Trunks and Piccolo just stared at him, they looked at each other and just shrugged. Finally Piccolo said, "Um... Thank you?"

"No problem!"

Trunks cut them short, "I gave you his phone number, Piccolo!"

Piccolo dug through his pockets and pulled out a piece of paper. "867-5309. Yes, I still have it."

"Call him," Trunks said hurriedly, "We're losing precious time!"

"Hey, Trunks," said Goku.

"Mmmyes?"

"How do you know this guy if you're from the future and not even born yet?"

Trunks didn't answer and only sweat-dropped. "Well, it's because... YOUR MAMA!!"

Piccolo and Goku went wide-eyed and shrugged in confusion. "Anywho," said Piccolo, "I'm going to call this guy and get this plan into action."

CAPSULE CORP.

Bulma, just waking up from her "sleep," shoved various items into her purse as Vegita watched from the kitchen table.

"Well," said Vegita, "Aren't you going to make something?"

Bulma cringed, trying to control herself, "NO, VEGITA. We don't have any food here, so we are going to a restaurant to eat."

"Where?" asked Vegita, hoping it wasn't one of those restaurants that served him snails when he asked for some strange Earth "cargo."

"Oh, no, Vegita," said Bulma slipping her purse on her shoulder, "I've learned my lesson. We're going to a buffet."

YES!! YES!! YES!!! I know this was super super super late but... WordPerfect didn't want to work on me!! (Hits the computer) WORK DAMN YOU!!

Computer: NEVER!!!

MTB: (back away from the computer) Woah...