The most random, plotless, and pointless fic ever! Re-written

Warning: This story is not suitable for all reviewers.

Reviewer discretion is strongly advised.

NO FLAMES ALLOWED

AN: I re-wrote this cause apparently it was violating stuff, and four people pointed out it was boring. Which now I realize it was. NOT! But I don't give a crap. It'll now have a plot, sadly, but I'm not changing anything else. Saphire and Mariska will still be in it, and it will still be pointless and random! So, if you hate random fics, don't review, just get lost, and if you find a problem with my fic, keep it to yourself, because I don't want to hear it. Unless it's a spelling mistake, or something along those lines and your polite about it. Last time I posted this one person gave this really stupid flame and three others pointed out things that were wrong in really rude ways, so please be polite, I am. I am currently harbouring an involuntary resentment towards certain peoples in my life, so excuse me if I come out bitchy whilst writing this. I have every right to. I think. My duck told me I did. But she does have a habit of saying that which is untrue.

Duck: You do! You do I tell you!

Pedro: Stupid duck! Leave Jackie alone!

BJ: Thanks Pedro darlin!

Story

Malik stared. Ishizu stared. And IT stared back. IT was sitting on the kitchen counter, looking very out of place.

"M-Malik?" Ishizu whispered.

"Yeah?" Malik whispered back.

"What the hell is that?" pointing to IT.

"Dunno." Silence followed, then.

"Touch it,"

"No way!"

"DO IT!" she yelled

"THAT SOUNDED VERY DISTURBING ISHIZU! AND I'M NOT TOUCHING IT!"

"YE-" she was cut short by Odion coming into the house. Both rushed to him, seemingly terrified.

"What's wrong you two?" he asked.

"O-Odion! It's horrible! there's this thing on the counter! We don't know what it is!" Ishizu whimpered. Malik nodded his head vigorously.

"Well let's go see this thing then." Odion said bravely, but as he entered the kitchen and saw IT, he screamed.

"What! What is it Odion!" Malik cried.

"I-I don't know, but what ever it is, it's EVIL!" The Ishtars wondered what to do, when it hit them, call the one person who could help them.

Ring-ring, the phone rang about five times before it was answered.

"Kaiba," the cold voice answered.

"Kaiba! We need your help! You're the technology lover! HELP!" Ishizu howled into the phone.

"No way, after what your brothers did, hell no!" but in the background a girl could be heard saying 'Is that the Ishtars?' Kaiba said yes, 'Then help them Seto! I'll come'.

"Fine! Saphire said I had to help you morons, so we'll both be right over," Kaiba snarled, and then hung up. Ishizu set the phone and turned to her waiting brothers.

"He's coming, and Saphire is to,"

"YES!" they cheered.

Twenty minutes later

Malik flung open the door as soon as he saw the limo pull up. Out of it stepped Seto Kaiba and his blue haired girlfriend Saphire, who then walked up the steps.

"Hey Malik, what's wrong?" Saphire asked.

"It's horrible, there's this thing on the counter, we don't know what it is! But we know it's evil!" so he led them into the kitchen, and pointed to the thing in question. Seto immediately fell anime style, and Saphire sweat dropped. The other two Ishtars had joined them.

"Uh, you guys," Saphire started.

"Yes? What is that thing?" Odion asked.

"It's a toaster."

BJ: So? DID IT HAVE ENOUGH OF A PLOT FOR YOU PEOPLE! Cause I'm NOT changing it!

Pedro: No flames or I'll chew your fingers off! I can ya know! I'm a degu!

Malik: Why did you degrade me like that?

BJ: Cause I love the Ishtars