Chapter 2

AN: Yo, before I start, I must thank and reply to my reviewers.

Sweetlilbee: Wow you like degus to! I am so HAPPY! Pedro: Me too! I'm so glad you like this, it means so much to find another person who doesn't go 'what the hell are you talking about?' when I mention degus, and whom also likes my story! Maybe re-writing it was a good idea. Thanks so much for the review!

Saphire: Yay you reviewed! Glad ya liked it, and yeah, I'll put pink highlights in your hair no prob. NOTE: SAPHIRE NOW HAS PINK HIGHLIGHTS IN HER HAIR! Thank you for reviewing

Rayyu: Hmm, boring eh? Don't care, but how dare you insult Saphire and Pedro! They're real people! Saphire's one of my closest friends and Pedro's a Degu and my best friend! Next time don't review you bitch! And hey, no matter how many times you send me to the shadow realm, I'll always come back, cause I was born in the shadow realm. I'm a jackal hanyou jerk! And your were too cowardly to give a signed review! I'm deleting you!

Marik Ishtar Halo: Glad you like it! I'm glad this one is actually funny. And I must say your stories are pretty good too! Thank you for reviewing.

Writergirl118: Yeah, I figured they were the best candidates for the toaster thing since they at one point lived underground. He, the Ishtars rock! Also, I took a look at your profile, and I see you like Eragon, that's my favourite book EVER! Thank you for reviewing.

Sorry about the reply to Rayyu, I'd have been politer, but NOBODY insults my friends and gets away with it! I'm deleting it.

Bouncy

"Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bounc-" Mokuba stopped mid sentence and grabbed his giant bouncy ball when he heard the front door open. "SETOOOO! SAPHIRRRRE!" he yelled, racing to the front door, and promptly attached himself to Seto's midriff, a crazily obsessed look on his face, "Have fun at the Ishtars house?"

"No, the uneducated morons were afraid of a toaster!" Seto grumbled.

"C'mon Seto, they used to live in a tomb, they probably didn't know what it was." Saphire defended. Mokuba had let go of Seto and was now tapping his fingertips together and looking around shiftily.

"I don't care Saphire! They've been out of that tomb for seven years! They should know what a toaster is!" (I dunno if it's been seven years, but let's say it has) Mokuba was now in a crouched position, jerking a little, and drooling.

Maybe, but they've been busy!"

"Yeah! Busy trying to dominate the world, assist the world domination, and stop the world domination! They're nutcases Saphire!"

"Hmf!" Saphire replied, turning her head away and spotting Mokuba, who was now curled up in a corner, cackling, and muttering to himself. On closer inspection she noticed he was drooling to.

"Uh, Seto?"

"What?"

"Take a look at Mokuba, doesn't he seem a little 'off' to you?" Mokuba let out a rather loud bout of cackling. Seto looked at his brother in horror, and said:

"Saphire call the doctor!"

"Don't you mean phsyciatrist!" Saphire asked.

"Whatever just do it! Please!" (OMG Seto said please! Alert the media!)

"Yeah sure!"

Ten minutes later

Mokuba was in Seto's lap, snorting and slurping in between cackles and mutters of "Mine's, it's mine's I tells you!" and Saphire came back with Seto's personal phsyciatrist. (Saphire: Don't ask)

"Here he is doctor," she said worriedly. The doctor walked over to the Kaiba brothers and sat down across from them, taking out a pad and pen.

"So Seto, what seems to be wrong with you today?" he asked. Saphire anime fell and came back up with the angry symbol thingy. She pounced on the doctor and slapped him.

"There's nothing wrong with Seto you numbskull it's Mokuba that's crazy!" she screeched.

"Oh," came the doc's reply, with irritated Saphire even more. So the doctor examined Mokuba, and after half an hour stood up and looked to the couple.

"Well?" Seto snarled, "What's wrong with him?"

"I have no idea." Needless to say the poor phsyciatrist was never heard from again.

BJ: Sorry it's so short, but I was eager to put it up. Did you like it? If you didn't then remember that in the first chapter I said no negative reviews. I hope you liked it, constructive criticism is alright.

Pedro: Review or I'll chew your fingers off and BlackJackal shall eat you!