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Saphire: Yes I'll be a member of your C2 staff! Altering your hair was no prob; it'll look way nicer with pink in it. Thanks for the review pal!

RushRules: I'm glad you liked it stay tuned for more. Thanks for reviewing!

Sour Schuyler: Glad you liked it, but Malik doesn't always act stupid, in fact I really like him. But anyhow, I'm so very glad you liked it, thanks for reviewing!

Sweetlilbee: You shall find out what's wrong with Mokuba, in this chapter. Nice to meet cha Pohaa, and I can dig that she's deadly; just their claws are deadly. I've never been bitten by a Degu, and I'd rather not start now, so here I am, updating to avoid the attack of the Degu. Avoid their claws, its so painful to have them scratch you, Houdini and Maestro, two of my other degus, always escape and once I catch them they claw the backs of my hands. Degus are adorable. Thanks for the review!

Writergirl118: Glad you liked it, thanks for reviewing!

Malik Ishtar rulz: Yes, he definitely rules! Is it really the most interesting random fic you've read? That's awesome! I'm so glad, and Saphire and Pedro say hi right back! 'S&P: You think we're cool! YAY!'

MarikRules: You really think it's funny? Thank you so much! And don't worry I won't listen to them.

Lover to Malik: Yup, a toaster, originally it was gonna be an alien, but a toaster's funnier. Do you need an aspirin? Glad you enjoyed it!

Rayyu: It's okay, I'm sorry too. I suppose I was a bit rude, no hard feelings? Anyways, I'm glad you liked chapter two, and I hope you like this one too. Of course you aren't an awful person! You state your opinions and I'm too touchy for my own good. 'S&P: It's okay, we're just glad you liked chapter two!' Thanks for reviewing.

Phantomduelist: Yee-ah, like I said to Rayyu, I'm touchy. But that was so mean! I know I'm funny, but I'm afraid I can't die, so sorry. And don't tell my friends to die bitch. My name is BlackJackal! Not BlackJack-ass! You can insult my story if you want but refrain from insulting my friends or me! Because if you're not careful I can do some pretty mean things! Believe me, I'm only friendly to those who deserve it; to all others I'm a f'''ing bitch. S&P: We dislike you too! P.S. When flaming it's best to use proper spelling and grammar!

Malik Ishtar Sekhmet: The most interesting random fic you've read! Success! I shall do my absolute best to keep my work as good as it has been! S&P: Hi right back at cha!

AN: I have two guest appearances by Sarah and Rachel, the chapter is PG because of their ages (They are not teens) and they will be reading it. Also, I'm writing a Harry Potter fic about the Marauders time at Hogwarts, so if you know people who like that sort of HP stories or if you do, please read it. It'll be up soon. And forgive me for being so rude to that Phantomduelist person, but as I said last chapter I won't put up with people who insult my friends! If s/he had only insulted my story, me, or me and my story I would've just ignored her but no way will I ignore it when you insult my friends!

Story

It was two weeks after Mokuba developed Gollum's disease (I made it up! Be proud of me!) and Seto and Saphire had reluctantly signed him into a mental asylum.(he won't be there forever, just for a few chapters) They were walking up towards the front door of their mansion after leaving the asylum, when they noticed Saphire's friend Mariska standing at the front door, looking rather upset.

"What's up Mariska?" Saphire asked.

"I have no idea! All I know is that I'm supposed to stand here looking upset!" Mariska replied, annoyed.

"Why?" Seto asked, annoyed.

"I have no idea! Isn't that what I just said?"

"Just get lost Marie!" Seto snarled. Mariska bristled at the name, and huffed angrily.

"My name is Mariska! And fine, I'll leave! I need to be elsewhere anyways!" she yelled at Kaiba. "See ya later Saph," she added to Saphire in a friendlier tone before stomping away.

"Bye Mariska!" Saphire called. (AN: Her name is pronounced Mar-ish-ka) Mariska waved over her shoulder, got in her black Tahoe, and drove away. Saphire smacked Seto in the arm.

"Hey! What was that for!" Seto cried

"If you want this relationship to work you'd better stop chasing my friends away!" she snarled.

"Why? Mariska is annoying, and obsessed with that CSI show of hers and Brandi is, annoying, crabby, psycho and way too hyper!" (Mariska isn't really annoying I just can't really think of any annoying traits)

"They are not annoying! Everything else is true though." The last part was mumbled.

"I have to get to work Saphire, see you tonight!" Seto said indifferently.

"If you decide to come home." She muttered, before entering the house. I mean mansion!

Ten minutes later

Saphire was up in her room when the doorbell rang.

"Hey I'll get it!" she called to the butler. She then ran downstairs and opened the door to reveal two young blonde girls in Girl Scout uniforms.

"Hello I'm Sarah and this is my sister Rachel," the older of the two girls said, motioning to her younger accomplice.

"Hi," Rachel said smiling.

"Hello," Saphire said, smiling as well, "Can I help you?"

"Yes, you could buy some of our Girl Guide cookies!" Rachel said, with a cute look on her face. Sarah nodded.

"Oh I'm sorry, but Seto's on a diet, so there can't be any cookies in the house." The girls looked annoyed. 'Gee, maybe they haven't had any luck selling those' Saphire thought.

"Erg, we haven't sold a single box!" Sarah said, upset.

"Well, lemme help," Saphire said. The girls looked at her.

"Here are the addresses to all my friends houses, go to them and they'll buy your cookies." Saphire smiled, and the girls took the piece of paper out of her hand and grinned evilly at each other. Saphire shifted uneasily, but then remembered that if they were evil Brandi could take 'em! (I highly doubt that I could but oh well)

At Joey's house

Tea, Mai, Serenity, Mariska, and Brandi were all sittin around the Wheeler household, chatting. Saphire was at home, and the boys were elsewhere. The doorbell rang.

"I'll get it," Brandi said, leaping out of her seat as if it had bitten her, and rushing to the door.

"Wow Brandi somebody's hyper!" Mariska laughed. Brandi's tail wagged.

"Hellooooo there!" Brandi said hyperly, opening the door to two young girls.

"Hello, I'm Sarah and this is my sister Rachel," one said.

"Oh, hi!" Brandi said.

"Buy our cookies!" Rachel said firmly, Brandi stared at her.

"Uh, hang on," Brandi muttered, "Hey Serenity! These kids want you to buy cookies!" she yelled into the house.

"No, I have no money!" Serenity yelled back, Brandi turned to the girls, ready to turn them down, but they had heard Serenity, and they were mad!

"Er…uh…Are you two okay?" Brandi asked, watching as their eyes turned slightly red. (No they are not demons!)

"You're gonna regret that choice pup!" Sarah whispered, and Rachel nodded

"Uh. Ooooh." Brandi whispered.

Five hours later

"Serenity, I'm home!" Joey called, as he walked in the door of his house, only to see the furniture was rearranged and it was in shambles.

"What happened!" He hollered, as the five girls rose guiltily from behind the couch.

"Crazy Girl Guides," Mai answered, her make up smudged and hair in disarray.

"We got robbed big brother!" Serenity wailed.

"But they exchanged the cash for some unwanted cookies!" Brandi piped up hopefully.

Jackal: Who else here likes Simple Plan! I love Simple Plan, they're an awesome band and Pierre is hot! Also, Saphire lives at the Kaiba mansion but has a separate room from Seto's, and yes, they have a butler, his name is Jeeves. And Jeeves has a doggie named Jingle-Jangle, they're important. Also, the two girls aren't evil or mean in real life; they're just crazy, in a good way! Also, to find out why Brandi has a tail go to my profile.

Pedro: Er, Jingle-Jangle?

BJ: Is that a problem?

Pedro: 'Sarcastically' No.

Tea: This chapter wasn't as funny as the previous two!

BJ: Really? I figured it wouldn't be, I'm losing my touch!

Pedro: You'll get it back don't worry.

Mariska: Yeah you're too crazy not too.

Saphire: Agreed.