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Vegita: (slaps MTB) STOP IT! I HATE YOU! STOP IT!

Trunks: Let's just get on with the fic!

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Advice from You

Chapter 20 (WHOOT! PARTY!)

We now see Bulma and Vegita heading off to a carnival, hand in hand. Vegita smirking because he knew he was gonna get some tonight. While Bulma grinned because she knew had a man she could love forever. A man to hold and care for her, to raise a family with, to sit and talk to whenever she felt hurt. Ah, the life of a married woman, it would have ups and downs, but she would love Vegita forever.

Did I mention Vegita was gonna get laid tonight? Go Vegita, go Vegita, it's your birthday! Not for real real! Just for play play!

Ahem... Anywho, let's get back to our favorite couple. As Bulma and Vegita enjoyed themselves at the carnival: riding tall rides, Vegita winning Bulma unholy amounts of stuff animals at games, eating cotton candy, and being blissfully unaware of the three nut-jobs following them.

"Hey!" said Goku, " We're not nut-jobs!"

"Nobody said we were!" said Trunks, "What the hell is the matter with you?"

"Leave him be, Trunks," said Piccolo, "He's just stupid."

"Well, anyway," said Trunks, "I'm gonna have to give Rick double on his paycheck, he did a great job! Look at my parents! They're so happy together! Look at them, holding hands!"

"I can't believe that stupid magician!" said Bulma, "You think he could have handcuffed us together, but nooo! He had to glue our hands together! Impress his boss better!"

"Well," said Vegita, "at least it wasn't like the time me and Karrorot went to that hypnotist. What did happen anyway?"

FLASHBACK

Bulma, Piccolo, and the rest of the fighters were rolling over in laughter as Goku and Vegita were on stage making-out.

"Alright, everyone, sorry but it's time to end the fun," said the hypnotist, "1, 2, 3!"

Goku and Vegita separated and looked around.

"Were," said Goku, "were we just hypnotized?"

"Wow," said Vegita, "I don't remember what happened in like, what? The last five minutes?"

"Amazing!" said Goku, "and I have minty fresh breath too! That wasn't there before!"

END

"Look over there, Veggie!" said Bulma pointing to a purple tent, trying to quickly changed the subject, "The Great Madam Pie Seer into the Future, Fortunes, Palm Readings and More."

Vegita scoffed, "Ha! No such thing as looking into the future!"

"What about that Future Kid?"

"He came from the future. He can't see into the future."

"How about we try it out anyway?" Bulma suggested, "Just to kill time?"

"Fine. Let's go."

Bulma pulled back the purple tent opening and slowly entered. "Hello?" she said the emptiness.

"Nobody's here, let's go. I saw that one guy and oh, man! What a freak-

"Somebody's here, my dear!" said a strangely high-pitched voice. Out of the shadows, came a small overly wrinkled old woman.

But just between us; it was actually Rick Rickstien. He's a master of disguise. Well, not really. Vegita saw right through it. And he rolled his eyes, for the billionth time in this fanfic.

"Well, children, how can I help you today?" he said in a disguised voice, while wringing his overly disguised wrinkly hands. Then a piece of the fake wrinkle fell off and hit the floor with a splat.

An awkward silence filled the room as Rick picked up the small plaster and put it back on his hand.

"Well," said Bulma, "We were wondering if you could see our future."

"Yeees, I can. Come, come and sit down."

Bulma and Vegita sat down in some crazy purple chairs conveniently placed right behind them. As the disguised Rick sat down in a similar conveniently placed chair, another piece of fake wrinkle fell off his forehead. He signed, went down to pick it up, and muttered something about the beard of Zeus.

When he came back up, he pointed out the hand holding. "Oh, a couple are we?"

"No," said Vegita, "Just me and her."

"Well," said Rick, A.K.A. Madam Pie, "Let's see." He pulled out a pack of playing cards out of nowhere and placed four on the table. Then he stared at them, as if he were deep in concentration. "Yes," he said, "I see it." He slowly looked up at Bulma and Vegita, which caused some fake skin to fall off again.

"YOU TWO WILL BE MARRIED AND HAVE 6 MILLION CHILDREN TOGETHER! And I suggest if you want all six million you must start now! I have a room in the back."

Vegita slowly turned his head towards Bulma, "Can you humans actually give birth to six million children?"

"I... I have no idea..."

Will Bulma ever have 6 million kids? Will any of the fake skin stay on Rick's disguise? Will Bulma and Vegita ever unglue their hands? Will Trunks and Piccolo that Goku is the only one who actually realizes that I'm following them around and that I'm secretly pinching Trunks butt and then hiding in bushes? Why does Rick have a room in the back? Why am I asking you this? Where am I getting all these questions from? Do I buy them in bulk at Sam's Club? Why can't I stop?