AN: I've decided I don't like Tea, but I'm not gonna bash her, she'll just be there.
Saphire: Thanks for the support, and dun worry, this chappie's gonna be good. Thanks for reviewing
Rayyu: I agree, what Phantomduelist said was too personal, but they're not worth it. I'm not really mad about your first review anymore don't worry. I'm glad you now like my story, and I'll do my best to keep the rest of the story random! Thanks for reviewing!
Malik Ishtar Sekhmet: I'm so happy that you like this, and yeah, the plot is annoying, but at least the story makes a little bit more sense now. Yeah, FF often deletes stories without giving the author an explanation; I got my account locked because a bunch of snobs complained about the original version of this story. Your friend sounds cool! S&S: Hello hikari and yami! Thanks for reviewing!
Phantomduelist: Ya know I don't really care what you have to say. You're a no good, worthless person who gets laughs out of insulting people; I haven't any time for your kind. Why don't you go get yourself some friends, it might help your bad attitude!
P.S. Do you even have a life? That third review made me think, you must either be the biggest loser in your district and school, or you have ALOT of free time. I think it's the first choice though, because if you had friends, even one, you wouldn't be wasting your time being a rude stuck up loser towards me.
Killer109: I'm thrilled you like it, but you're not really supposed to get it, it's just a story full of random events. I can try to make it more understandable though.
Sweetlilbee: S'okay, better late than never as the Ghostbusters say. Pohaa if you kill the computer how are you and Sweetlilbee gonna review? I'd be sad if you couldn't review anymore, and Pedro would be too. 'P: Yes I would' I'm glad you liked the chapter, have you actually been bitten by a Degu! Wow it hurts enough when they practically claw the back of your hand off but a bite would really hurt! My little Bonita was evil, she tried biting me every time I petted Pedro. Heheh, she hated me. 'P: Power to the Degus! And no she didn't, she was just crazy'
AN: I'm sorry to announce that Pedro is nearing the end of his short little life, which makes me horribly sad. In fact, we might be putting him to sleep because he can't breathe, so forgive me if I don't update soon.
Pedro: Don't worry! I'm okay!
BJ: No you aren't, but I wish you were.
Story
It was two weeks after the Girl Scout incident, and the five girls were still paranoid, seeing as just yesterday Brandi had seen them chasing an elderly gentleman down the street, shaking a box of cookies around and screaming, "Get back here! You'll buy these or suffer the consequences!" Brandi shivered at the memory.
"What's wrong Brandi?" Malik asked, "It's annoying to see you sulk like this, they're kids! How much harm could they have done?" Brandi huffed. He hadn't been there! He knew nothing of the terror cookies and young girls could bring. She growled at him, ears flat back against her skull. Malik squeaked, somewhat afraid, seeing as his schizophrenic girlfriend was rarely angry, and here she was growling at him. How to make her happy and hyper again?
"Want a doggie treat?" he asked. Brandi stared at him, half angry, half amused.
"No, I'm a jackal hanyou! I'm not frickin Inuyasha!" (I love his ears!)
"Oh, right," he muttered.
"Hmm," Brandi replied, suddenly in a good mood, she started hopping up and down. Malik walked away.
"Watcha doin Brandi?" Somebody asked.
"Hopping." She replied.
"Why?" asked Somebody.
"I'm goin to a Simple Plan concert tonight; I have to be able to hop." She answered, as if it was obvious. Somebody blinked, and then shook his head.
"Hey Somebody," Brandi started.
"Yes," Somebody replied through gritted teeth.
"Saphire's having a party tomorrow night to celebrate the semi-return of Mokuba's sanity, wanna come?"
"Sure," Somebody said eagerly, his mood brightening.
"Great, I gotta go, see ya 'round Somebody!" Brandi called, running off. She needed to find her ball cap. Somebody glared.
That night after the concert.
"Th-the crazy Scouts were there, they chased Jeff and Chuck around the stage, and then gave Sebastien a concussion. Then they whipped out paint ball guns and paint balled Pierre and David!" Brandi told her beloved Degu Pedro, as she walked in the door of her apartment(1).
"It couldn't have been that bad, or did they go after you too?" Pedro replied, walking to the edge of his cage closest to her.
"It was scary, Sebastien fell hard," Brandi answered, opening the door of his cage, letting him hop out into her hands. She rubbed his chin(2). He rolled his head to the side o it would be easier for her to rub, and rolled his head so far he fell over.
"Oh Pedro! Are you alright?" Brandi cried.
"I'm good, I'm good," Pedro assured as he got up again. Brandi relaxed.
"You comin to the Kaiba semi-sanity party tomorrow?" Brandi asked Pedro
"I'm sorry, but you take your name far too seriously Brandi!" Pedro shook his head as he said this, "I'll just chill with the other degus and guinea pigs."
"Oh alright!" Brandi sighed, "I'm gonna go say good night to them, then go to bed kay?"
"Certainly, good night," Pedro yawned, (Awww) and crawled onto her shoulder, as she walked to the bed room where all the others were and where Pedro's cage would magically appear any second now…. Any second………..c'mon………..OH FOR GOD'S SAKES WHERE IS IT!……Oh there it is.
"G-night guys," Brandi said to the five Degus, "G'night girls," she said to the two guinea pigs.
"Good-night Brandi!" they all said.
The next night
Somebody knocked on the door, and Mariska answered it, "Hello Somebody! Welcome to the party for the semi-return of Mokuba's sanity, come in!" Somebody glared. But he walked in, he had been invited. The moment he stepped in the door he was greeted by a chorus of 'Hey Somebody!' and Mokuba, who was sitting on a couch, twitching…. and drooling… and some other, weird stuff. Somebody noticed Joey over by the refreshment table, 'drinking'.
"Party on baby!" Joey yelled, then noticed Mai, and jumped her. Somebody turned away from them and spotted Brandi, chatting with Saphire, Mariska and Tea. She was hopping up and down wearing a ball cap signed by Simple Plan. (In the story it was from a previous concert. Sadly, I've never been to any concert, but I want to go to a Simple Plan concert! Therefore the cap is not real) Saphire was wide eyed and both she and Mariska were laughing slightly as Brandi told them about what happened at the concert. Brandi had a glass of Canadian beer in her hand. (I AM CANADIAN! I'm special and madly in love with Simple Plan, primarily Pierre and David cuz they sexy bitchs) I love calling men bitchs, their reactions are priceless. Anywho, back to the story eh?
"Hello Brandi, are you drunk again?" Somebody asked as he approached the ladies (ha! Us, ladies! Funny… Well okay, Mariska and Saphire could pull it off but I'm to sure 'bout me)
"Oh hi Somebody!" Brandi slurred, waving and stumbling backwards, only to be caught by the responsible drinkers named Mariska and Saphire.
"Eh," he replied. Things went on like this for quite awhile, people saying, 'Hi Somebody' 'what's up Somebody?' and that stuff, and he always replied with, 'eh'. Finally he'd had enough.
"Hey Somebody!"
"MY NAME IS NOT SOMEBODY!" he screamed. Everyone looked at him.
"What is your name then?" Seto asked grumpily.
"Bob"
It's one of those apartments that allow non-human animals. (I don't just say animal cause we're animals too)
For those of you who don't know Degus, they love having their tummies and behind their ears rubbed. Pedro and Merry love it when I rub their chins. Houdini and Maestro are to hyper, and Pip bites, so I'm not sure about them. And Bonita died! I'm sad!
BJ: Next chapter won't be up any time soon, but it'll be dedicated to Pedro. And, yes, I know calling men bitchs may be a little sexist but don't hate me for it I'm not really sexist or racist or anything like that, your gender or skin color don't matter to me! That's why I love computers you can make friends by personality not skin color! IT'S WONDERFUL!