YES! I'm back! WHOOT! Hello everybody! Sorry about the last chapter's shortness! I was having a mental block and believe it or not, that chapter was very hard to write! But now, I have new ideas!

Trunks: You mean, no ideas.

MTB: ...NO IDEAS! Hey! Wait! I do have ideas!

Trunks: Oh, let me see. You're gonna have Mom and Dad move to Tokyo and move in together. Then Mom and Dad will start a rock band together. Finally after all the fame and fortune has gone to their heads, they'll forget why they hooked up and break up. Then the next chapter after that will be Mom remembering all the good times they had so she'll try and get back with Dad.

MTB: ...How did you know that? Are you psychic?

Trunks: No! You've been reading those damn romance mangas your brother got you!

MTB: That's right... so I'll be doing this chapter with no clue about what's gonna happen next.

Trunks: Yea., but you've been doing that with all your chapters.

MTB: This is true. Before I start the fanfic I would like to answer Princess Crack a' Lackin question about the title of the last chapter. I have a terrible hatred for China and I would just like to express it to the world... (dark clouds suddenly above MTB and her face of evil has come again!) Otherwise, it doesn't have anything to do with the last chapter. I changed it though so no worries!But that's not the point! The point is never to put you hot dogs on steaks unless you have some science experiment to fake!

Trunks: Sigh, did you take your medicine today?

MTB: Maaaaybe... (Disclaimer: MTB owns nothing! That's right MTB is speaking in third-person)

Advice from you

Chapter 21

Last time, on Dragonball Z!

Krillin has gone into coma! Will he ever come out? "Why won't you wake up!" cried Goku as he sat by Krillin's bedside.

Goku gets easily confused, "But Vegita, what if I mix up the orange juice and milk?" While Vegita questions how many brain cells Goku actually has, "What the hell are you talking about?"

"I don't know Vegita, I'm just so confused!"

Bulma goes on a secret mission for the Peace Corps, but ends up looking for lost treasure of King Whoseamawhatsits.

Dr. Briefs catches his black cat, Scratch, with another owner! But who is he? "Meow, meow, meow!" said Scratch. Translation: "It's not what you think!"

Then the crazy Japanese guy who sings "Cha-La-Head-Cha-La"-(Trunks intervenes and decides to end this. He dumps the whole bottle of MTB's meds down her throat. MTB chokes, swallows, then the medicine runs it's course.)

Trunks: Sorry about that...

&#)&#(')

An awkward silence filled the air. Six million children. That was the about the amount of children in a square mile in China. (MTB:...Ahem. ) Another piece of skin fell off of Rick's disguised face and well, Mr. Rickstien had just about enough of that.

"WHY WON'T YOU STAY ON MY FACE!" he yelled, grabbing the skin and smacking it against his forehead. But that wasn't the worst part. After his outburst, the entire slab of fake forehead fell off.

Bulma couldn't take it. "AAAAHHHH!" she cried, running out of the tent. She was still stuck to Vegita with the glue, so he was also being dragged away. Bulma ran past Goku, Trunks, and Piccolo and like a bowling ball to bowling pins Vegita crashed into them. Thus making Goku lose grip on his cotton candy.

"NOOOOO!" he cried as everything in the world went in slow-motion. He reached out, grabbed the cotton candy, and together they fell to the ground. "Sniff, I never want to let you go again...Sniff," he whispered into the tasty treat.

Piccolo stood up and dusted himself off, "Oh, pull yourself together, Man!"

"No, Piccolo," said Trunks, "Sniff. Can't you see how beautiful it is?" Trunks unsheathed his sword and hugged it tightly, "It's beautiful!"

Piccolo backhanded them both.

Meanwhile, Bulma was still running and screaming. When the escape first happened, Vegita got an adrenaline rush from the yells and fast-moving scenery. Now, now it was just getting boring.

"Um, Woman?"

"WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"Woman!"

"WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"

"WOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNN!" They screeched to a halt causing Vegita's face to plow right into a lamp-post.

"By the beard of Zeus, Vegita," said Bulma, "You really shouldn't scream like that! You sounded like you were having an orgasm!"

"Nahh...," Vegita moaned picking himself up. He shook his head to clear his thoughts, "Woman! What is the matter with you! You just went crazy and then... then..." he said slowing down his lecture. He blinked. The woman was crying?

Bulma was, but not because she was getting yelled at. She could deal with that, but just recalling the horrible sight of that old woman's face falling off and all she could do was yell and run.

Pathetic. She was that selfish that she couldn't even help an old woman in a time of need.

"I'm so pathetic, Vegita!" she cried.

"Well, I can't say I disagree..."

"I couldn't help that old woman! Her face was falling off! And I couldn't help her! She told me my fortune! And I couldn't even help her! ... PORQUE?"

"Look, Woman. That wasn't really an old woman...," Vegita began to explain. Bulma cut him off though.

"WHY? I wish I could forget all of this! Just be comforted! And forget all of this in some act of- let's just say for example- sexual acts!"

A light bulb appeared over Vegita's head. Literally, there was a guy replacing the bulb of the lamp-post Vegita ran into over his head. After the guy put in the new bulb, it began to shine. So now there was a shining light bulb above Vegita's head. That and Vegita had an idea. A very evil idea indeed. (MTB: Mwahahahahahahahahaha!)

"There, there," he said in a soothing tone, "Why don't we just go home and rest? Hmm? Would you like that? Resting? Hmm? Is that... okay? Hmm? Resting? Is it-

"For the love of God, yes! Let's go!" said Bulma dragging him back to Capsule Corp.

MEAN WHILE

"The ability to read minds is not without the pain of losing your cheese!" cried Goku for no apparent reason.

Piccolo then assumed his role in this fanfic, by backhanding Goku for saying retarded things.

"Well," said Trunks, " we have to find my parents. Mom ran off and I don't know where she's going."

"I know where she's going!" said Goku, then seeing Piccolo raise his hand, "NO! Not the backhanding! I swear I know!"

"Where?" asked Trunks.

Goku squinted his eyes, "To the center of Capsule Corp.!"

"Capsule Corp. has a center?" asked Piccolo.

"Yeah, right when you walk into the lobby, you turn right and there's the center. It has little brochures and stuff."

"We have to go, Trunks!" cried Piccolo, "I really like brochures..."

MTB: GASP! I finally finished and updated! Sorry for the long wait... more mental blockness and I broke my pinky toe. Owies... And then... my brother left for Air Force Basic Training!

(Silence)

Goku: Your brother's gone?

Vegita: For good?

MTB: Yep... sniff.

G & V: WHOOT! PARTY!

MTB: INDEED! But wait!

Vegita: Why?

MTB: My broken pinky toe... so much pain... can't party on...

Trunks: Well, if it helps any... I'll let you grope me...

Vegita: WHAT! No way! Don't let her do that to you! She's probably faking anyway!

Goku: I don't know Vegita. Look at these X-rays...

Vegita: (looks at MTB's x-rays) Damn. You broke it all crazy in like two places.

MTB: INDEED. Now about that grope, Trunks.

Trunks: Go ahead.

MTB: (gropes Trunks) You're a saint you know that! Sniff, owies... PLEASE REVIEW!