AN: DUDE! PEDRO ISN'T DYING! Holly freak I'm so happy! He's just got a cold!

Saphire: Yay! Bob rules! Simple Plan is dee bestest! Thanks for reviewing!

Malik Ishtar Sekhmet: Sure, I'll describe degus as best I can. First, think gerbil on steroids, because they look similar to gerbils but twice their size. Also, they are only one color, brown, tipped with black, gold bellies and chins, and silver paws. They're beautiful critters, and they have long spiny-ish tails that tuft at the end. And they also look like they're wearing gold eyeliner, so cute! Plus, their teeth are bright orange, and if their teeth turn white it means they're sick and will most likely die soon. And sure, you can be a random character, just e-mail me with whatever specific info you want your character to have, hair color, eye color, etc. My e-mail is displayed on my bio page. Thank you for reviewing.

Rayyu: You've been checking everyday? Wow, I'm so glad you like it so much! I'll do my absolute best to keep it all as good as this chapter! Thank you for reviewing. And thank you for your concern for Pedro, he got better, so no worries! Ignore Phantomduelist; she/he isn't worth the page space!

Atemu's lover: Like I care! I ain't changing my penname cuz you have a problem with it! I don't serve the devil and neither do jackals! We serve Anubis! ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ANUBIS! They are creatures that represent death, and I love that. I'm sorry to be rude but I find it annoying that you think I should change my name because Jackals aren't all holy and crap. It suits my personality, telling me to change my name because jackals are evil is like me telling you to change your name because Atemu is a complete loser and should lay off being a hero. Bite me.

Cymoril Avalon: You hate fur wearers and animal testing as much as I do! I officially like you! Actually I was planning on writing an entire chapter of this fic that would be serious and about animal testing and how bad it is, but your idea is better! Write a fic with everyone lobbying against animal experimentation is a brilliant idea, thank you so much. And your right, we need to teach people how disgusting animal testing and abuse is, it's like torturing your own children. I've already put links on my homepage leading to pics of what happens to animals used in lab tests, and internet pages full of info on the subject, some of the pics are absolutely terrifying! Will you help?

Sweetlilbee: I'm glad you liked this chapter, it doesn't matter how long it takes to review, cause it's the reviews, not when they come, that make me happy! Wow Pohaa you actually killed the computer! Cool! And if you try biting people that often then I think I'll keep my hands to myself, Heheh, and be kinder to Sweetlilbee, you don't wanna be chewing her fingers off! Thanks for reviewing!

Halo of Chaos: Hiya! Long time no see! Well, review, I suppose. I was wondering what happened to you, and I'm glad you still like my story. Phantomduelist flamed your stepsister too? Evil bitch. And your right, phanty is pathetic, no way has s/he got the right to say s/he's glad Pedro's dying, which it turns out he isn't, so me happy. I'm just not gonna bother replying to the damn idiot if s/he can't figure out that if s/he doesn't like a story, then the best thing to do is screw off and don't read the freaking thing! Don't people like that just make you wanna scream? Anyways, thanks for the support and thanks for reviewing!

Simple Plan rocks and Pierre is soooo fucking sexy! I also love Green Day! Yeah I'm ignoring Phantomduelist, I have no time for people who have nothing better to do than flame stories they hate and say they're glad my best friend is dying. Happily that was totally a false alarm, Pedro's gonna be fine. Insulting s/he (unknown gender) is just sinking to his/her level. So let's ignore the moron. And also, because of Cymoril Avalon's review, I will in fact be writing a serious fic where the characters will fight for animal rights, and I will do much, much research so that the fic will have a lot of information about animal abuse/experimentation, that way it will be very educational and possibly get all who read it to help save those poor creatures who are tortured so that we can freaking have make-up and other useless shit we don't need.

Story

After the incident with Somebody…. "HEY!"…Er…sorry, after the incident with Bob things had been quite boring. That is until Tea chewed Brandi out for being a bad friend, because she ditched Mariska and Saphire for Pedro, who was ill. Her exact words were: "Brandi Jackson how could you ditch your two best friends for a rat? Who cares if it dies!" (Tea seems the type to be scared of rodents) Brandi's reply was breaking Tea's arm and screaming in Egyptian, causing Bakura, who was present at the time, to laugh at what she said(1). Brandi stalked around in a foul mood with Bakura that day, because Bakura wouldn't let Ryou take control, but it didn't bother either of them, they just wanted to terrorize people. Bakura expertly stole a gold bracelet from an old lady, which in turn earned him a smack from the tooth fairy, who was the old ladies cousin. She then tried to pull out Brandi's fangs, which in turn earned her a loss of one hand, half an upper arm and twenty dollars in coins.

"AAAAHHHH!" the tooth fairy screamed, rocking back and forth in agony over her lost limbs, "Agatha! Agatha!" she cried out to her cousin, but the senile old bat took no notice, and continued feeding the skunks. They danced around her in all their half naked glory…. Wait a minute! I'm describing skanks not skunks! Sorry skunks! How could I get you mixed up with those disgusting people? To shut the old fairy up Bakura picked her up by the wings and tossed to in a garbage can, and left.

"Mommy! Mommy!" random child wailed, "Day kiw toof faiwy! Day kiw toof faiwy!"

"Never fear! I am here to take over that old hag's job kid!" random child looked up to see a green goblin wearing a lavender tutu and carrying a pink fairy wand with a gold star tipping it, hovering above him on pink see through wings decorated with sparkly silver swirls, and also wearing sparkly purple ballet slippers. Random child stared.

"That is so unmanly," he said and walked away.

Back with Brandi

Brandi and her degus were walking down the street to the game shop Yugi's grandpa owned, with the guinea pigs Miss Piggy and Miss Maggie tucked under each of her arms, the degus settled on her shoulders. Bakura had gone home, because Ryou had taken control and thwarted his plan of stealing Ishizu's necklace. (I gave it back to her alright!) They finally arrived at the shop and Yugi greeted them happily, and stepped aside so they could enter.

"Hello Brandi, how are you?" Yugi asked in his usual perky way.

"I'm fine, and continue to be so as long as the 'great pharaoh' doesn't take control!" she replied, before muttering 'stupid pharaoh!' under her breath. Stupid pharaoh. Who here minds if I kill him?

Pedro: Jackal! Get back to the story! But I don't mind.

BJ: Alright, alright! Heheh, readers should give you more credit, without you I'd never get this story done!

Pedro: I know, but please, more story, less chitchat.

BJ: Deal. ON WITH THE STORY!

Stupid pharaoh

Pedro: JACKAL!

BJ: Sorry!

So Brandi entered the game shop of the unknown name. (If anybody knows it's name please tell me) She set the degus and guinea pigs down on Yugi's bed after they randomly appeared in there, and sat down on his fuzzy hot pink chair. Yugi to a seat on the lime green shag rug across from them, and an awkward silence commenced as Brandi examined the room.

"I will never unravel the mystery that is Yugi Mouto," Brandi muttered finally, and Pedro nodded his head in agreement.

"I didn't know you liked the whole seventies style Yugi," Pedro remarked, slightly impressed with Yugi's weird taste in furniture.

"Yeah totally dude, totally," Houdini added, "Are you a druggie too?"

"N-no!" Yugi squealed, "Yami decorated my room this way not me!"

"Oh!" they all said in unison, nodding, then shuddering at the thought of Yami decorating the room like that. Ew.

BlackJackal: Aww, my baby died! Not Pedro, Miss Piggy! Poor Piggy, I miss her already! As upset as I am, my mum's even sadder, she loved Miss Piggy! Piggy was her favourite. This chapter was supposed to be longer but screw it, my guinea pig died! I'll put the rest of this chapter at the beginning of the next instalment, please don't be mad. But on a brighter note something funny happened today, my older brother saw me logged onto the computer, but I didn't have anything open, so my desktop was visible. My desktop picture is this really hot picture of Green Day, Billie Joe is sitting, with a mirror to his chest, and then Tre is beside him, beckoning with his finger, and Mike is standing on Billie's other side. Anyways, Kyle asked if my pic was of Duran Duran, (I like them too BTW) and I said no, it was Green Day, so he says, "I should have known." And then he goes on to tell me that a friend of his went to their concert, and he gave Mike his hat, so Mike gave him his guitar pick! I'm SO jealous! I really wanted to go to that concert so freaking badly! But I couldn't get tickets! Also, I may not update any time soon, because my nana is coming here for Kyle's graduation.

(1)- She said: My Degu is precious to me! My friends are as well but they are in good health! He is not! If you meddle in my affairs again foolish mortal I will slit your throat and present your soul to Anubis, god of the dead! Beware the wrath of the jackal demon!