MTB: Hello everyone! Yes, my toe is still broken! But I can still beat Vegita up with my crutches! (Smack Smack)
Vegita: OW! What!
MTB: And continue to humilate him with this ongoing fanfic!
Fan: Are you ever gonna end this? I mean, it's funny and all, but it's just going on and on and... (6 hours later) on and on and on.
MTB: ... I got the point after the 3rd hour.
Fan: Sorry.
MTB: But that's alright! For this story will end at a 25th chapter!
Trunks: GASP! You mean your actually gonna plan stuff out!
MTB: INDEED.
Trunks: (goes into a cardiac arrest) MY HEART! (falls)
Vegita: MY HEART! (falls)
Fan: MY HEART! (falls)
Goku: MY HEART! THE DISEASE HAS ATTACKED! WHERE'S THE MEDICINE!
Piccolo: (backhands Goku)
MTB: What was that for?
Piccolo: It's my whole purpose in the fic.
MTB: Now to answer Clarobell's question! Yes! You can put my fanfic on your site! I don't care if you people want to make this fic into a fan manga ( I would love that) or whatever. Steal whatever you want! Take this fic and put it on all your sites! I don't care! Have fun! Just don't say you wrote it... Because I wrote it! And no you can't grope Trunks, He's mine... You can however, grope Vegita!
Vegita: WHAT!
MTB: Oh, and DarkestDestiny06?
DD06: Yes?
MTB: (tears in her eyes) Thank for the Trunks Lust Bottle!
DD06: Not a problem! (Grins)
MTB: (Disclaimer: Not mine! Not mine! Not mine!)
Advice from you
Chapter 22 (MY HEART!)
Last time on Dragonball Z!
The owner that Dr. Briefs cat was secretly having an affair with was none other than... (drum roll) KORIN! (shocked faced) It seems he wanted to dominate this time...
Trunks: (shakes MTB's bottle of meds)
Ahem... On with the fic...
The center of Capsule Corp. was where the three fighters were heading to. What would be there when they arrive? I have no idea! But let's just get to Bulma and Vegita.
Bulma and Vegita walked back to Capsule Corp., not holding hands. They realized that they could wash off the glue which stuck them together. That ordeal was very embarrassing for Vegita because they went into a public GIRLS restroom to wash the glue off. The amount of screams wasn't pleasing to the ears either.
Bulma signed, "Do you think that old woman is alright?"
"I'm sure she's fine," said Vegita, his eyes locking on to a shady character in a flower shop across the street.
Rick Rickstien must be a man among men. As Bulma and Vegita were getting the glue off, Rick removed his disguise, jumped from a burning building while holding on to three people, gave blood, and still had time to kick Ben Affleck's ass for making such crappy movies. Now he was in a flower shop, randomly rearranging flowers in a vase, keeping a watchful eye on his clients.
"Sir, I don't believe you work here," said a teenage, acne-infested worker as he walked up to Rick.
"SILENCE! This is in the name of love and destiny! After I save three people from a burning building, gave blood, and kick Ben Affleck's ass!"
The teenager was silent.
"You know," said Rick, "I know a good doctor that can prescribe an acne cream that can clear that face up in a week. It gave me this baby soft skin I have now."
"YOU'RE A GOD, MISTER!"
"I know," Rick said going back to the flower arranging, "I know."
Vegita looked back at Bulma and saw her staring in the direction of the flower shop. His face turned white. Did she know about Rick?
"W-what are you staring at, Woman?" he asked trying hard to cover his nervousness.
"W-what?" said Bulma, "Nobody! Um... nothing! I was just... um... admiring your... Earth... shrubbery..."
Silence.
Vegita stared at her, "I didn't even know I had Earth shrubbery."
"Well," said Bulma slowly, "you do. And it's very... suave."
"Suave?"
"Yes, suave."
Silence.
Bulma looked away, "Are we going home or not?"
They continued to walk back to Capsule Corp.
ELSE WHERE!
Goku, Piccolo, and Trunks raced toward the Center of Capsule Corp. They wasted no time after Goku revealed the location. They ran all across the world when they finally remembered something: They could fly.
"Why didn't we think about that before?" asked Piccolo as they took off to the sky.
"Hmm," Trunks said pondering, "It's like some American girl is slowly turning us all into complete idiots while hundreds of other people watch and laugh."
Goku laughed, "Yeah right! And let me guess, she has this crazy obsession with you, Trunks! Ha!"
The two Saiyians-jins laughed, while Piccolo began to think that the joke might be a truth. His eyes grew wide.
Trunks interrupted his thoughts, "Look! There's Capsule Corp.! I don't see Mom or Dad though."
"Hmm...," Goku said, "They must be in the Center by now, getting it on! Hurry! We must go in there and get it on tape to sell to some hentai freak!"
Trunks and Piccolo at him in disgust. "I mean," Goku said shifting his eyes, "Make sure everything goes okay... We most certainly want Trunks to be born."
But Goku was wrong. They weren't in the Center. And he was also very wrong about his plan to tape Bulma and Vegita. Eww! What's wrong with you, Goku! That is gross! And for blurting it out like that, you don't get all the money I was going to pay you for that tape!
BACK WITH BULMA AND VEGITA
About ten minutes of walking, Bulma could see the house. She shuddered, did she do everything right? Is Vegita attracted to her? Will she ever finish that video game? Does Harry Potter die in the seventh book? (MTB:... You didn't hear it from me!) Why was she asking herself these questions? Was she making weird faces while she asked herself these questions?
"Woman, why are you making such weird faces?"
Yeah, she was. "No reason," she signed.
Another five minutes, they were at the front door. Unknown to them, Goku, Trunks, and Piccolo were waiting for them in the Center. But that fact was revealed when Bulma walked into the lobby.
"Ms. Briefs, there are some nut-jobs waiting for you in the Center," said a female employee at the front.
"WE ARE NOT NUT-JOBS!" cried Goku.
"Actually," the girl said, "I was talking about Bob Saget and Bill Cosby."
"Yeah, yeah!" said Bob Saget, "This new jokes are fresh! Everyone will love me again! I can go back to America's Funniest Home Videos!"
"Do you want some pudding, Crazy Man?" asked Bill Cosby.
"Yes! I should make a joke about pudding! That's why I love you, Bill!"
"If you don't want the pudding, I'll keep it all for myself."
"Yeah," said Bulma slowly, "Can you cancel them?"
"Thank you Ms. Briefs. You've made my day," said the employee with tears in her eyes, "Oh, and those three guys wanted to see you." She pointed to Goku and the others.
"Yeah," Vegita said slowly walking up to the girl, "Can you cancel them too?"
"No. The green one scares me."
"WHY!" screamed Piccolo from the room, "IT'S CAUSE I'M GREEN ISN'T IT! YOU RACIST LITTLE NAZI!
"OK, Piccolo! We get it!" said Trunks, "You don't like her hat! No need to go berserk on her!"
"Did you want some pudding, Mr. Green Man?" asked Bill Cosby.
"Yes! Thank you, Bill Cosby! I would like some pudding!" said Piccolo.
Vegita walked up to Bob Saget and punched him in the face, "That was for those goddamn corny jokes!" He turned to Bill Cosby, "Let me have some pudding!" Bill handed him a cup full of chocolate pudding. Vegita turned to Goku, Trunks, and Piccolo, "What the hell do you want?"
Goku stood up and began to fumble with Vegita's shirt. After he was done, Vegita looked down to see a small, black object clipped to his shirt, "What the hell?"
"Now," Goku said, "If you want to take that shirt off for any reason, any reason at all, put it on top of your bed's headboard and make sure the camera's pointing down. But if you put the shirt on a dresser or anything make sure it's getting a good view of the bed. Or better yet, turn off the ceiling fan and just hang the shirt from there. That always works."
Vegita looked at Trunks and Piccolo for an answer to this random explanation, but they only shrugged.
"Well," said Bulma interrupting, "Vegita and I have to leave now. Fun talking to you. Thank you for the pudding, Mr. Cosby. And Bob, everyone thinks your crazy. Bye!" She grabbed Vegita's arm and lead them both out of the Center.
Trunks began to wring his hands in a sinister manner and chuckled evilly, "It's only a matter of time now. Only a matter of time."
Piccolo scooped up a spoonful of pudding and stuffed it in his mouth, "God, I hate that girl's hat..."
WHOOT! AN UPDATE! I'm just as happy as everyone else! This is so great! I feel really bad for keeping you guys in the dark! I'm really sorry! I just have so much stuff to do for school! It just drives me crazy!
Trunks: Well I'm happy there's been an update... But so many people must hate you.
MTB: Hehe... Sorry... (bows)
Vegita: Only 3 more chapters to go!
Goku: What will happen next! Dum dum dum!
Piccolo: Oh.. That terrible hat...