OMG! Another chapter in such short time! What's up with me?
Trunks: I know it's creepy... (shudders)
Goku: I sense a disturbance in the force...
Piccolo: Try using the bathroom next time...
Vegita: Eww...
MTB: I would just like to say to DD06 that I wasn't even planning on having the shirt do that... but now that you mention it...
Vegita: (Throws up in his mouth)
Goku: Eww...
MTB: (suddenly a newscaster) In other news! Vegita has finally decided to tell us what we all wanted to know! Boxers or Briefs? We now go live to his emergency press conference!
Vegita: What! I agreed to no such thing, Girl!
MTB: (not a newscaster) Aw... (back to being a newscaster) We now go live to the fic! Also, to every person who says I spell Vegita wrong, I'm not! There are like a billion ways to spell it! I just like spelling it with an "I" in it.
Advice from You
Chapter 23 (Did I put a little random thing here in Chapter 22? I don't quite remember and I'm too lazy to look. Just checking.)
Bulma dragged her prey to her room. She had waited long for this. Actually, only like two days. But when you think about in the DBZ world two days can go on for like 20 episodes! Anyway, Vegita followed behind with a look of nervousness and happiness on his face. He was finally going to get rid of his pathetic ears! But he would have to tell Bulma the embarrassing truth to get rid of them. He signed, it had to be done.
"Come on Veggie," Bulma cooed opening the door to her bed room.
"I hate that name," he mumbled walking in hesitantly.
Bulma pushed him toward the bed with a big grin on her face. "Woman, wait! I have something to say to you!" Vegita exclaimed.
She blinked, "What?"
He gulped, "Look when Saiyain-jins screw each other it's a lifetime of commitment."
Bulma looked at him confused, "You mean you guys screw each other, you keep doing it forever?"
Vegita signed, "No! It's like that Earthling ceremony... um... Marriage!"
"Wow," she said quietly, "That's pretty weird."
"Look, if you don't want to bed with me, I understand. But before you actually make up your mind there's something else."
Bulma looked at him suspiciously, "What?"
"These," he signed again, "these ears are a sign in my family."
Bulma look intrigued, "Go on."
"They are supposed to appear when I had found my true mate. And they had not appeared before... I .. met you."
"Wait. True mate? What do you mean?"
"I mean, that you and I were meant to be, our courtship was written in the stars before we were even born, and that we were destined to marry each other!"
Bulma stared at him for some time, then a smirk slowly made it's way across her face. Then she burst into laughter. Vegita glared at her in a murderous manner. "This is serious, Woman! If I don't screw you then I'm stuck with these ears forever!"
"It's... haha! Not... haha! That! HAHAHA!" Bulma said. She signed to calm herself, "Its... hehe.. that I hired this jerk to try and get us together. But if I knew about this, I would have married you! Haha!"
A horrified look took over Vegita's face. What? "Wait. Stop laughing."
"I'm sorry... Whew. What's wrong?"
Vegita gave her a concerned look, "What was this guys name?"
"Rick Rickstein, why?"
"Rick Rickstein?" he asked to make sure he heard right.
She giggled, "I know. Crazy name. But he told me his parents thought they were comedians."
Vegita looked at her, "I hired the same guy."
Bulma stopped laughing, "What?"
"I hired the same guy to get us together."
Silence.
"Well," said Bulma finally, "It's not like anybody else hired him to get us together. So we can keep this embarrassing moment to ourselves."
Vegita nodded, "That's good."
BAM!
Bulma and Vegita turned to see the door to the bedroom fly open revealing Trunks. The future hottie cried out, "You two hired him! I hired him to get you two together too!"
"Way too many "to's" in that sentence," said Vegita.
Goku appeared behind Trunks, "I hired him too!"
Piccolo pushed them out of the way and said, "I hired him too!"
"What! After you two knew that I hired him?" Trunks said.
Goku looked away, "We thought that giving him more money would make him work harder."
The closet door suddenly opened, showing that MTB had been hiding in there. "What! I hired Rick too! This could not be a V/B romance without Vegita and Bulma getting it on!"
"What the hell were you doing in the closet, MTB!" said Bulma.
"... Nothing..."
Bill Cosby crawled out from under the bed, "I gave Mr. Rick some pudding!" Following Bill was Leelo77 and BongoBlueQueen. Leelo77 grinned and said, "I hired him too."
BongoBlueQueen nodded, "I'm guilty. I hired Rick too."
SporschickVLVR appeared out of nowhere, "I hired him too."
After her was Trunksmybaby, Gennie Kag's and Sess's Child, and Pikachu Hunter, who all said in unison, "I hired him too!"
"My God," Vegita gasped, "They're everywhere..."
The window opened and Bihounenlvr jumped in the room and said, "I hired him too."
On a parachute Joelie the Messenger of Death landed in through the window and said, "I hired him too."
TannyMieC.M rushed in panting, "I... hired... Rick... too!"
The door to the bathroom opened and out stepped Elvewin Darkdragon, who said, "I hired him also."
Limlie jumped out of Vegita's hair and cried out, "I HIRED RICK RICKSTEIN AND I AM NOT ASHAMED!"
"Did you just come out of my hair?" Vegita asked.
The turban fell from Piccolo's head and standing on top was none other than Kataan, "I HIRED RICK ALSO AND I AM ASHAMED!"
Qu3st appeared at the doorway with an ice cream sandwich and said between bites, "I... mm... hired... mm..him...mmm! Too!"
VeryShortMidget jumped out of the floorboards and sang, "I hired Rick! What are yoooouuu gooonnaaa dooo abooouutt iiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeettttt!"
TheSheikah slapped MTB in the face and said, "I hired him too!"
East Coastie1500 ran into the room, jumped out of the window, and on to a magic carpet, yelling the whole time, "I HIRED RICK TOO!"
Pride of a Saiyan crashed in the room on a spaceship, regally saying, "I hired him too!"
Hikari Heijin kicked MTB in the shins and told her, "I hired Rick too!"
Hakusho009 was flying a plane outside with the words, "I HIRED HIM TOO" coming out behind as clouds.
PinkLightning07 used Instant Transmission to get to the room and said, "I hired him too!"
BlackdragonSL rode in on a dragon and said, "I hired him too. How weird."
Forever His danced into the room and used sign language to spell out, "I hired him too!"
Garowyn approached Vegita and signed, "I hired him too..."
MistressDarkMoon got out of Bulma's bed that she had been sleeping on and yawned, "Me too... I hired him."
Princess Crack a'Lackin arrived at Capsule Corp on a carriage and yelled into a megaphone, "I have hired him also!"
Eggamagga rolled in and tattooed Goku's tongue with the words, "I hired Rick too."
Forever-ryoka jumped out of Goku's mouth and screamed, "I'M FINALLY FREE! Oh, and I hired Rick too."
Flamingo6584 rode in on a flamingo. The flamingo said , "Flamingo6584 hired him too!"
Gothic-Hattie poked MTB in the eye and said, "I hired him too."
Alexandrea Romanzesco walked in the room with a can of chocolate whippy dip. On the whippy dip's label read, "AR hired him too."
Dodobird hopped into the room saying between each hop, "I ... hired... him... too!"
Mustang07 rode in on horse saying, "I hired him too!"
Star0307 pulled a dollar bill from her pocket and on the bill it said, "In Rick I Hired."
Flaming Freak of Boredom baked a cake out of boredom and the icing formed the words, "I hired Rick with the power of Cake!"
Omnimalevolent got his car detailed with the words "I HIRED RICK" on the side.
Clarobell rang a bell that had the words "Ring if you hired Rick" on it.
Zephir finished his novel and titled it, "How I hired Rick."
RockMobster jumped out of Zephir's book and said, "I know how! Because I hired Rick too!"
DBZAngelX flew into the room on a kite and said, "I hired him too!"
Lobs-StAcEy-Ters sky-dived from a plane yelling, "I hired him too!"
SapphireWhiteTigress pounced out from the jungle and said, "I hired Rick too!"
Kat Ouji jumped out of Piccolo's stomach, crying out, "RICK! I hired him!"
Dragonfly-luver202 ate some cheese and nodded, "Yep, me too."
Bebex2xsweet channel-surfed on the T.V. until the show "I hired Rick!" appeared.
Angel's Star ran for president with the catchy slogan, "I hired Rick Rickstein!"
Aisu-kisaki opened up a bar called "The I hired Rick!"
Vegetalover52410 was on the moon and said to Houston "I hired Rick Rickstein!"
Ruka the Evil Dolphin swam a pool that was shaped like the words "Hired Rick."
Tears-That-Fall went to see a movie about a man named Rick and how lots of reviewers hired him.
Psycho Dragon Lover jumped out of Bulma's toilet and gasped, "I hired Rick."
Saiyan-Ouji was too busy taking over a planet to come but he wrote a letter to MTB saying that he too hired Rick.
Cabalistic was eating a bowl of Alphabet soup when the words "You hired Rick" magically appeared in the mixture.
Albedo's Bitch kicked MTB's ass for not giving back the money she was loaned to hire Rick.
AnimeMuffin started a bake sale for people who could not afford to hire Rick.
Kentucky Fly Chick danced to a new pop song called, "I hired Rick."
Pearl3 was talking to a friend when they suddenly blurted out in unison that they had hired Rick.
Mimo-Chi confessed that so was so in love with Rick that she hired him just so they could talk.
Snen used morse code to say, "I hired Rick!"
Princess Geta petted Vegita's ears feeling sorry that because she hired Rick, they would go away.
Samantha B. wrote a letter to Santa Claus asking him to hire Rick like she did.
Green-butterfly was taking a shower in Bulma's bathroom and said, "I hired him too!"
WyvrenWing flew in on the Nimbus Cloud and said, "I hired Rick too!"
DarkestDestiny06 gave MTB a bottle of Trunks-Lust and told her, "I hired him too."
Blue Heartz began to braid Goku's hair and said, "I hired Rick then braided his hair."
Sinful Sakura didn't hire Rick but went back in time to do so.
Sabudabu went out drinking, after returning told MTB, "I... hired... that guy... you know him! Hehe.."
Veggiesbabygirl handed out flyers saying how she hired Rick and you can too!
Lonemutant walked in looked around and asked MTB, "All these people hired Rick? Man, now I feel like a poser..."
"Oh, my God," said Bulma, "How much money is this guy getting for getting us together?"
Vegita scratched his ears, "Like 6 million dollars."
"Well!" cried Goku, "Let us not have it go to waste! Let us all go so Veggie and Bulma can GET IT ON!"
The mass amount of people filed up and headed out of the room talking among themselves. After seeing everybody but Piccolo leave, Bulma and Vegita signed. Vegita looked at Piccolo, "Why aren't you leaving, Namek?"
Piccolo pointed to the closet. He walked over to it, opened the door, and he pulled MTB out by her ear. "You cannot stay here," he told her.
"Aww! That's not fair! I need to write the lemon!" MTB whined.
"NO LEMON!" he scolded and pulled her out of the room; closing the door behind him.
Bulma and Vegita sat on the bed for some time waiting for any other intruders. None came and Vegita smirked, "Well, Woman, shall we start?"
INSERT LEMON HERE
Vegita woke up with a smirk on his face, the day had finally come. Not only did he get rid of those blasted ears, but he got laid (MTB: Go Veggie! It's your birthday! Not for real real! Just for play play!) and he had gotten the perfect idea on how to kill Yamcha.
It was complex and difficult, but he could do it. Just blast the fool to hell. Duh!
He sat up and stretched while eyeing the beauty next to him. Oh, yes... what a night. What a night. He got out of bed and headed toward the bathroom anxiously awaiting to see his head back to his normal state. He presented himself in front of the bathroom mirror with a sly grin on his face.
Boy, did he get a shock.
By the miracle and grace of the Devil, the adorable ears stood there, twitching, mocking, and possibly thinking, What a night!
Vegita stood in front of the mirror mouthing, "Oh. My. God."
"AAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PORQUE!"
MTB: Oops.. Hehe
Vegita: OOPS? OOPS! You little-
MTB: BTW, those people are all the reviewers who signed in and gave me some nice reviews! There were more but they were signed anonymously. Sorry if I missed anyone!
Goku: You took a lot of time on that MTB.
MTB: I sure did... (suddenly a newscaster) This just in! My toe is healed! WHOOT! No more crutches! ...Well... maybe just for a little while longer... (hits Vegita with her crutches)
Vegita: God, how I hate you.