MTB: Hello everyone! Welcome to the last chapter of Advice from You!
Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MTB: I'm afraid so... as much as I wanted it to go on, AFY cannot be an ongoing fanfic forever.
Vegita: Finally! After a more than a year... This accursed fanfic is over. I can die in peace.
Trunks: Good job MTB, this is the second fanfic you've completed.
MTB: Second? What was the first?
Trunks: "Um...tha?"
MTB:... No really... what was the first?
Vegita: You idiot! That was the first fanfic! It was called, "Um...tha?"
MTB: Oh... that one sucked... I hope nobody reads it. And the sequel I'm writing for it also sucks. I hope nobody reads that.
UW: Too late!
MTB: Damn! Well, I would just like to say, for those who read this fanfic and reads my future fanfics, I thank you! You're my spleen and liver!
Trunks: ...That was a weird way to put it...
Piccolo: INDEED.
MTB: And now... sniff... on to the last chapter of Advice from You! Waaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh! I CAN'T DO THE DISCLAIMER! IT'LL KILL ME!
Vegita: Really! Then do the disclaimer!
Trunks: I'll do the disclaimer... (Disclaimer: MTB owns nothing. If she did... then God have mercy on FUNimation...)
Advice From You
Chapter 25 (The... last... chapter... WWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!)
Many months after the ordeal, guess what happened? If you guessed Bulma got pregnant, you guessed right! Yay! Cookie for you!
But if you guess that a mass of radioactive squirrels tried to take over the Earth with Krillin as their king, strangely enough, you guessed right also! Whoot! Cookie for you too!
Of course, there was one more terrible task Vegita had to endure when Bulma was pregnant. Not only did he have to deal with her mood swings, but he had to share them too.
"This...this is such...a beautiful show," Vegita sobbed as he and his mate watched a show about whales and their young.
"I..hic...know!" sobbed a six month pregnant Bulma as she handed him a tissue. "I hope I can be that close to our baby."
"You're... hic... gonna be... sniff... a great mother!" cried Vegita and wiped his face with the tissue, "The baby's gonna hate me though! I'm too fat to be a good father!"
Well, the prince wasn't as fat as he thought he was; but he did gain a few pounds on the pregnant woman's diet of ice cream, pickles, and Chinese food covered in sour cream.
One man decided to get brave today, his name was Yamcha. He will forever be known to men everywhere about how he was able to survive the fury of a pregnant woman and the equivalent of a pregnant Saiyain-jinn woman. Armed with two bouquet of flowers, Yamcha took a deep breath and marched into the living room.
The mere idea of someone walking in on the soon-to-be-parents as they watched T.V. angered them. How dare that man! As Yamcha entered the room with his flowers, he gave out a happy hello, "Bulma! Vegita! You two look so good today!"
The thought about calling Vegita beautiful was still creepy to Yamcha. But he had learned that it was not best to get him angry when he had mood swings. Disastrous results may occur.
The couple glared at him as if he had just insulted their mothers. Seeing this, Yamcha decided to pull out his weapons. "I got you two some flowers!"
"Oh! Yamcha!" swooned the two in unison, "That's so sweet of you!"
"I was just thinking about you guys," he said sucking up the best he could, "I went to the flower shop and I told the first employee there, 'Hey! Give me two bouquets of your most beautiful flowers! I got a couple in mind!'"
Vegita and Bulma headed over to him and snatched the flowers away.
"Yamcha that is so sweet of you!" said Bulma smelling her bouquet with a gentle smile.
"I know!" agreed Vegita with a sickening sweet smile, "How did you know I liked roses?"
"Just a feeling," Yamcha answered in triumph.
Suddenly, horror struck. "WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE?" cried Vegita throwing the flowers back at Yamcha, "I'M ALLERGIC TO BABY'S BREATH!"
"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL MY BABY'S DADDY?" screeched Bulma throwing her bouquet back at him as well.
The human panicked, but he had rehearsed before he got here so he knew just what to say, "WHAT! Those damn people at the flower shop! I told them NO baby's breath! Someone's going to pay for this!" Yamcha gripped Vegita's shoulders and looked him right in the eye, "Don't worry, Vegita. I'll get those people for this! Just you wait and see!" Ok, he knew he was getting a little dramatic, but Vegita was going to kill him.
He saw tears steaming down the prince's face and heard his voice tremble, "Th-th-thank you, Yamcha... You mean so much to me!" Vegita embraced the human in a strong hug while sobbing on his shoulder. Bulma, who was now crying also, latched on to Yamcha and cried into his shirt.
Oh, yeah, Yamcha knew he was going to have nightmares about this. Many months ago, he would have used this as an opportunity to blackmail Vegita. When Dr. Briefs told him that Vegita was going to have to endure the emotional aspects with Bulma during the pregnancy, he grabbed his camera and headed towards the Gravity Chamber.
Unfortunately, Bulma was in a bad mood, and if Bulma was in a bad mood, Vegita would have to share her angry behavior. At the GR, Yamcha lied about how Mrs. Briefs wanted him to take pictures of the prince and Bulma during the nine months to get Vegita to take a picture. Vegita, at the time, was feeling bloated and unattractive. So there went Yamcha's three hundred dollar camera, but in return Vegita gave him three broken fingers.
So the thought of blackmail was most certainly out of the question.
Bulma pulled herself away and said in a cheery manner, "Let's go bake a cake, Veggie-chan!"
Vegita pushed Yamcha away and responded in the same manner, "Let's put sprinkles on it too!"
The couple looked at Yamcha with smiles on their face. "Would you like to join us?" asked Bulma.
Yamcha shook his head, praying silently they wouldn't get mad for declining her offer. Vegita just grinned and said to Bulma, "Oh well! More cake for us, Sweetie!"
"Cake for me, Veggie, and Baby!" giggled Bulma. Vegita giggled with her as their hands met and they headed towards the kitchen.
Yamcha gave out a sign of relief and walked out of the room. Man, he thought with a chuckle, After this, I wonder if Bulma and Vegita will think about having any more children?
MEAN WHILE!
Trunks smiled as he viewed the scene before him. He had levitated to the third floor to check up on his parents and see how they were doing. He scratched his head. Why-why was his head so itchy all of a sudden? The demi-Saiyain-jinn scratched his head roughly, hoping that would get rid of the itch.
Nope, in fact, it made it worse. Trunks continued to scratch in annoyance. Someone was going to give up soon, but it wasn't going to be him.
"Trunks, are you okay?" asked a concerned voice behind him. Trunks turned, not missing a scratch, and saw that it was Goku with a perplexed look on his face.
"I-I," Trunks stammered in embarrassment, "I have this terrible itch on my head."
Goku looked away in thought, then came up with an idea, "How about I have a look? Maybe there's something. Like lice or whatever."
"LICE! IN MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?" Trunks screamed in horror.
Goku laughed at him as he floated closer to the time traveler, "Look, I'm sure it's nothing like that. Just let me look."
Trunks bowed his head down so the older Saiyain-jinn could get a good look at the top. Goku noticed something odd. Something very odd. "What the hell-
THWACK!
The odd thing hit Goku right between the eyes. He covered his face with his hands in pain. "YOU BASTARD!" he cried, "YOU ARE SO GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"
"WHAT?" said the confused demi, "What happened?"
Goku winced as he look up at Trunks. The only thing that he could say was, "IT MUST BE CONTAGIOUS! RUN AWAY!"
Trunks stood dumbfounded as he saw the mighty Goku fly away, screaming like a sissy girl.
Then something gently bounced in front of his face. Slowly, his hands reached for it. It was furry. Trunks grabbed the furry objects and pulled them down. He winced at the pain as if he had just pulled at his hair.
"No way...," he mumbled. He pulled at the objects again and noticed that they resembled ears.
Rabbit ears.
There were rabbit ears coming out of the top of Trunks' head.
"PORQUE!"
THE END
MTB: Hahahahaha! Perfect ending! I just love it! Thank you all for reading Advice from You! Be sure to look for more fanfics from Mrs. Trunks Briefs (A.K.A: MTB) Once again, thank you! I hope you guys enjoyed reading this fanfic as much as I enjoyed writing it!
Just as a reminder, if any of you want to put this fanfic on your sites, you have my permission to do so!
Also, if you would like to have Rick Rickstien make a guest appearance in your fanfics, you have my permission to do so!
(In a dramatic voice) Good night and good luck to you all!
(MTB, Trunks, Vegita, Bulma, Goku, Chi Chi, Piccolo, Vegita's Dad, Vegita's Mom, Bardock, Dr. Briefs, Mrs. Briefs, Dr. Briefs' cat, Yamcha, and Rick Rickstien come together and wave good-bye to the readers)
I LOVE YOU ALL! (sob)