Raising a Child

AN: Hey, I'm back! I do believe people like my story! Does the little happy dance that Sonic does on my computer Anyway I do believe I'll get reviews for my lame attempt at humor. Now just to tell you what you are about to read I have done before. I have two friends that are gay together. Well, one night I was staying at their house. (They're out of college people. I know them from family. They're like brothers.). Well, they kinda forgot they were babysitting me (Not really. I just didn't want to stay in my creepy house by my self. Kinda looks like the house from Misery.) and got to hittin it. So well I did what Herm is about to do.

MY LOYAL THANKS TO...
Sou85a- Glad you liked it.
the-mpreg-sprit- I'll think about it.

AN: You know I don't own them. End of story. Ya know the ratting.

Chapter four: Oh, What a night!

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Harry woke up with a hard, warm body next to him. The memories of last night made him smile. Today he was officially pregnant. He realized not only was Ron lying next to him, but also was spooned up against his back as Ron stirred. He was so content to just stay there forever. Ron too woke and saw Harry wide-awake.

"Morning beautiful." Harry said as he pulled Ron down for a kiss.

"Morning Angel."

"We haven't had a night like that in a while." Harry sighed in content. "I mean it was so... intense."

"You're forgetting something." Ron whispered in his ear.

"Really?"

"Mmmmm hummmm, we were busy all after noon and all night." Ron lay back down.

Harry climbed up and sat on Ron's stomach. "Ya know what? Today is Sunday and last time I checked it supposed to rain. Now guess what else." Harry said playfully tracing lines on Ron's chest.

"What?"

This got Harry smiling seductively. "We can do what ever we want. I want you Ronald Weasley." He leaned down and gave Ron a very passionate kiss.

Soon Ron's hands found their way to Harry's raven hair and hips as Harry kept kissing him. Then Ron pulled Harry flush against him and...

BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM!

They both jumped out of their skins. Who dare disturb them now?

"Ronald and Harry Weasley! Get your asses out of their now! I mean it! Don't make me force my way in!"

Hermione.

"Harry! Ron! I am not going to wait all day! I'll bust my way in!" She screamed again.

"I'm on my way 'Mione. Just give me a sec." Harry pulled on a black pair of sweat pants. Not bothering to put on underwear.

"Why of all times now? What's her damn problem?" Ron moaned from the bed.

"I don't know. Ron, you should go take care of your self and get some pants on."

"You should take care of your self too, mate. She'll flip on you too." Ron said getting up and heading to their bedroom toilet his face a lovely shade of pink.

"No, I lost that when she banged on the door." He smiled at his lover.

"Ron... Harry...? Open this door!" She sounded like Mrs. Weasley when they got caught shagging in Ron's bedroom.

Harry opened the door and let her and her son, Jason, inside.

"What in Merlin's name is your problem?" Harry snapped at her.

"Oh yesterday I went into the maternity section of St. Mungo's to talk to a friend of mine and she told me a new pair of males was planning to have children. She also said their names were Harry and Ron Weasley. She asked if I knew them. Is it you two or some other couple? Tell me right this instant." She fired back.

"Yes, Hermione, it's us. We were going to tell you next week, but now seems about right." Ron came into the living room.

"Well, okay then. I'm just disappointed in you two. You should have told me from the start. I could have recommended someone to make it. You know you can buy the potion at St. Mungo's..." She went on.

"We had Draco make it 'Mione. Thought it was best. This way we know it will work." Harry said as he entered the kitchen to make tea.

"You told him before me!" She gasped.

"We wanted to surprise all of you, but we needed someone to make the potion. You understand don't you?" Ron looked at her with pleading eyes.

"Yes, but when do you plan to tell the rest of the family? I don't believe your dad and Ginny are going to take this well. I mean the wedding was hard enough for Ginny."

"Yeah, I know. I can't help that. Maybe I can ask Mum if she can whip up a get together dinner and tell them then?" Ron and Hermione took the cups of tea Harry handed them.

"That sounds like a plan." She sighed.

"So how are you big boy?" Harry picked up Jason who was waving his toy wand that was letting out blue bubbles from the tip.

"He had an earache the other day, but he's been fine." Hermione said as she watched Harry swing him around while Jason squealed in delight.

"Oh," Hermione jumped up and hugged Harry. "You two are going to make lovely parents." Harry heard her sniff from his shoulder. "Well, I've got to go. Promised Dean that when I left here to meet him at Gringotts. We're going to see his parents today. They want to see their grandson again." She smiled.

"You can tell him, but no one else. I mean it 'Mione. He can't tell anyone either." Ron told her

"Alright." She hugged them goodbye and so did Jason and they left.

The rest of the day was uneventful. Harry was reading The Regulators while Ron cooked dinner humming the song on the TV. They decided to get a Muggle television so when all other things failed they still had the TV to keep them entertained. Right now it was on Sirius No. 9 the 90's and now. What if God was one of Us was blaring from the theater system speakers.

If God had a name...

What would it be?

And would you call it to his face?

If you were faced with him? And all his Glory? What would you ask

If you had just one question?

Yeah, yeah, God is great

Yeah, yeah God is good

Yeah, yeah...yeah, yeah, yeah

What if God was one of us?

Just a slob like one of us?

Just a stranger on the bus?

Trying to make way home?

If God had a face

What would it look like?

And would you wanna see?

If seeing meant that you would have ta believe?

In things like heaven, and Jesus, and the Saints,

And all the Prophets...

Ron was singing the song very nicely when he walked into the living room.

"Nice read?" He asked as he sat down on the couch laying Harry's feet on his lap.

"Kinda creepy. The kid in here is innocent of what these people are saying he did. It this thing named Tak. And it likes Bonanza and all these weird things. I feel bad for the woman. She has to put up with it."

"You wait and read. It gets better. Trust me. You won't want to eat hamburger for months. Or coco milk." Ron said. Then, "Will you set the table for me?"

"Sure." He put his bookmark in place and set the book down and followed Ron into the kitchen.

They had a quite meal and started the dishes when they heard a rap on the window. Harry looked over and saw Hedwig hovering outside the window waiting to be let in.
"Hey honey. What do ya got there for me?" She flew over to his shoulder and obediently held out her leg and waited for him to take of the rolled up parchment. Then she flew over to her cage and droped the mouse she had in her beak and let out a 'hoot'.
"Looking for praise are you?" Harry laughed at the look she was giving him.

She just let out a soft but strong 'hoot'. She ruffled her feathers, put her head under her wing and went to sleep. Ron handed Harry's letter to him and they read:

Dear Mr. Harry Weasley,

We would like to inform you that have an appointment with a Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital on Wednesday, October 15th. We will talk you though the precautions of male pregnancy.

Sincerely,
Dr. Sheryl Nowise.

"Well we know to save that day open. Harry I'm going to talk to my Mom in a few minutes. Do you want to try to have that dinner on Tuesday?" Ron asked as he finished the dishes.

"That's probably best. That way we won't have to sneak."

"Okay?" Ron whispered before he threw in the floo powder.

"Okay." Harry whispered back. Ron was gone to talk to his mom about a get together dinner so they could tell everyone they were pregnant.

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AN: I know it was sort of boring, but the next chapter will be better. They get the dinner planned and tell everyone. One question, how will everyone react, especially Ron's Dad and little sister? R&R Folks!!!!!