Sora the Explorer
A/N:A self insertison fic!"NOOOOO!"screamed the readers.
don't worry,it's not that bad...(yet)I'll just be there to be scare people and attempt to hug Riku.Wait,I said that outloud,didn't I?Someone cross that out...
Disclaimer:KH,Dora the Explorer,and all related incidia own do I not.
oooPrologue(or whatever)ooo
Takes place after KH,Everyone's back at Destiny Islands,They meet a female keyblade-bearing heartless named Rin,she turns out to be good,same age as Riku,she likes him,yada yada yada...
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somewhere on Destiny Islands
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"...I'm booored.."groaned Sora,poking his keyblade with a stick."What about you guys?"
"..bored."droned Riku,poking a Paopu tree with soul eater.
"bored.."groaned Kairi,drawing pictures in the sand.
"really bored.."groaned Rin,taking a stick of chocolate pocky(nummy!)out of her mouth.
"I figured as much."Sora replied."let's go watch T.V..."
"But it's Sunday,there won't be anything good on-"Rin started to say,but was cut off by Kairi.
"Ahhh...but it's Sunday MORNING,"Kairi implied."but,who's house are we going to?We could go to mine..."
"Okay then, let's go!"Rin,Riku,and Sora replied,but then Rin pounded her hands together and cut herself with one of her claws.
"Ow!"
"Hurt yourself on your own time,Rin-chan,"Kairi said."now let's get going.
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Kairi's house
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"...We can watch InuYasha,"Kairi recomended.
"overrated."droned Rin,popping another piece of pocky in her mouth.(hey,I want some!)
"She's right,"Sora said."You have satellite,we could just watch Vandread..."
"Yeah,I guess..."everyone else said,then,it rained!
"Well,we can't now...how troublesome..."Riku mumbled.
"NO!RIKU,DON'T GO AND PULL A SHIKAMARU ON ME,PLEASE!"Rin pleaded with Riku,then shook him,then he kinda just stared...
"...OKaaaayy...Well,I got this tape for Christmas..."Kairi started..."but it's supposed to be cursed...anyone who watches it will go insane,and something random will happen..."
"So,it's The Ring tape,right?"Sora asked.
"No,worse,it's...DORA THE EXPLORER!"
DUN DUN DUN!Kairi dramaticly said.
"What's so bad about a stupid kids show...?"Riku inquired.
"It's run on Nickalodeon.."Kairi replied.
"So?"
"THEY CANCELED INVADER ZIM,THAT'S WHAT!"both Rin and Kairi explode with anger.
"Oookaaayyy..."Sora and Riku said."just put the tape in."
Kairi then puts in the tape, and Dora appears on the screen and talks.
ooo5 minutes later ooo
Everyone almost goes mad.They just kept running around or sitting in fetal position repeating words.Sora ran around yelling,"Jesus heals the sausage!THE SAUSAAAASAGGGE!" Kairi was curled into fetal postition,saying,"The bananas...they want to sell me insurance..." Riku was driven to quote a FF game,by saying,"How do you prove that you exist ... ? Maybe we don't exist ...",because I said so,and Rin,the saddest case,simply said,"...The darkness... it's going to swallow me up...no...I have to get rid of the darkness..it can't..consume..."then she snapped."must...kill...t.v..."she then moved toward the television with a scarier look than...than...YOUR STALKER!
But suddenly,a purple warp appeared on the screen,and sucked the now-sane Riku,Sora,Rin,and Kairi into the world of happy evil.
oooEND CHAPTERooo
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Do it for Riku?holds up chibi Riku plushie
sorry this chappie's so short...they should get longer.
Flames are accepted,but they shall be used to roast marshmellows and hearts for my little friends...
Kidding,Kidding...