Sora the Explorer

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A/N:The Italics and bold mean that someone(or thing )is thinking.

Disclaimer:If I owned ANYTHING in this fanfic,do you think Dora the Explorer would be on T.V?Didn't think so.

In the last chapter...

The story began.

Not good enough for you?

Well,go read the first chapter again,and DEAL!

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In a field in the"world of happy evil"

(as the authoress puts it...)

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Everyone woke up in a field in...some alternate dimension where they belived the "purple warp" had dumped them.

"Oookayy.."everyone said,in response to the first line.

"So,where are we anyway?"Sora asked.

everyone pondered this for a bit,then a bush "moved" behind Kairi.

"I belive you are in the world of Dora the Explorer!"the bush exclamed.

"The talking bush is right!"Kairi yelled,striking a pose similar to Maito Gai's from Naruto."We must be there!"

"Aaallrighty then..."Riku said,questioning the sanity of his friends."Sombody ask the bush how to get back."

"Why don't you ask?"snapped Sora.

"I'm too good looking to be talking to a plant,"Riku retaliated."my fangirls might think I'm crazy!"(whee:3 for me & the other Riku fangirls..)

"You mean they don't yet?"

"Oh yeah,real good one,Mr.Look-at-me-I-stole-King Mickey's-old-shoes!"

Then,there was silence.

"Actually,you have to find a golden carbuncle(the summon,not the stone),and he should lead you home if you ask him..."the bush commented.

"Oh,is that all?"Rin spoke for the first time in this chapter."We'll find that carbuncle,easy as pie!"

"BUT,"the bush continued,"Dora is the only one who can help you."

"WTF!" everyone yelled.

"You have to build a tolarance for the show if you want to get home..."

"Ugh,whatever."

"But I suggest leaving all your weapons and money by the talking bush before you go."

"Whatever.Look,just tell us where this "Dora's"house is."Riku grumbled.

"Suprisingly,it's behind you!"

"Uh,may we ask why?"Sora asked.

"Because the authoress said so."

and then they turned around and headed to Dora's house.

ooo 3 minutes later:In Dora's house,talking to her mom ooo

"So she's not here,huh?"said Sora.

"No,she's not here now."Dora's mom said."She's in the forest to the north of here."

"Oh,really?"

"Yes."

"...Crap,now we'll have to walk through an ENTIRE forest looking for some kid!"

"Be lethargic on your own time,Sora."Rin mumbled."Now let's go."

oooForest north of thereooo

"Hey,there's heartless here!"exclamed Sora."Well, exculding Rin-chan..."

oooForest north of there with Doraooo

"Okay,so now I have to help an idiot,some girl,some blue haired guy,and a..thing?"

"Well,yeah, Dora, that's what we do..."

"Shut up,Boots."

"Ahem!"Sora coughed into his hand."For starters,I am actually quite intellegent."

"Sora,spell intelligent."Kairi snikered."And I am not just SOME girl.I,my dear girl and monkey,am a Princess of Heart,a crucial part of Kingdom Hearts."

"Yeah,whatever."

"And my hair is not blue,"Riku mentioned."IT'S SILVER!"

"Riiiighhhtt..."

"And finally,"Rin began."I am not a THING!I am a heartless,and I could easily kill you."her frown then changed to an evil grin.(Think Ganondorf or Ansem,people!)"Would you like a demonstration?"

"Yeah,I-I guess..."Dora said,her voice trembling with fear.

"You or the monkey?"

"What?"

"You want me to kill you or the monkey?"Rin reapeated,sounding annoyed.Well,which one of you wants to die first,anyway...

Oh,Boots wants to."

Rin then pulled back her sleeves,(which to,give a picture,look like Kuja's(FF9)sleeves,only purple.)stretched her fingers,(while Dora held Boots down,of course.)found the spot on Boots' chest where the heart was,and ripped it out.

"I had almost forgotten what that felt like,"Rin chuckled,then looked in delight at the crimson liquid that stained her hands."it's.. a good feeling..."

"Whoa..."everyone else that was alive said.

"I thought she said she wouldn't do that anymore!"Riku,Sora,and Kairi cried.

she then licked the blood off of her claws...

"Okay,EWWWWW!"they all cried.

"Now then,"Rin said,flashing a smile similar to Kenshin Himura's,"any questions?"

"OH YES,I HAVE A QUESTION!"Dora shouted,although Rin was right in front of her.

"Yes?"

"Why don't you just tell that guy you like him?Anyone can tell that you like Ri-"Dora began,but to silence her,Rin ran her through with her keyblade.(Imagine the heartless symbol if it were a keyblade.)

"You...you killed our only chance of getting out of here!"Sora cried."Why,why?"

"Simple,"Rin began,with the same evil grin,"she was in the way."

She then looks at Boots' heart in her hand,and(You should know this...)ate it.

Kairi ran and retched in a corner.

Rin then looked at what,at first glance,looks like a monkey,when it is actually a powerwild!(woop de do.)

"You,powerwild!"Rin yelled.

"Huh?"the powerwild grunted.

"Despose of these bodies for me!"Rin commanded,pointing to Boots and Dora.

"Squeak?"asked the powerwild.(translation:What's in it for me?)

"You can keep the heart of the large one."

"Squeaak?"(translation:Is it fresh?)

"Just killed her!"

"Squeak."(translation:Alrighty then,nice doing business with you,miss.)

"You too."

Rin then turned troward her friends,and said,"We can still find our way out,we killed Ansem,whom I hate with a burnig passion,and sealed the door to Kingdom Hearts.We can find our way home,don't worry about it!"

"She's right!"Kairi exclamed."But the show comes on in 5 minutes,Sora,you be Dora."

"Why?'

"Because the authoress said so."

"Rin,you bribe a powerwild to be on people,hurry,hurry!"

oooEND CHAPTERooo

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