Sora the Explorer
A/N:The Italics means that someone(or thing )is thinking.
Disclaimer:If I own KH and Dora the Explorer,there will be AnsemxRiku in this chapter.Hell, Ansem will be in this chapter if I do!
In the last chapter...
"She's right!"Kairi exclamed."But the show comes on in 5 minutes,Sora,you be Dora."
"Why?'
"Because the authoress said so."
"Rin,you bribe a powerwild to be on people,hurry,hurry!"
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Riku:(reading off an index card)In some field somewhere..
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"So.."mumbled Sora,"this starts when?"
"I dunno,"replied Kairi.
"You said it started in 5 minutes!"
"When?"
"Last chapter!See!"
Sora was just about to show Kairi the second chapter when along came...GIR from Invader Zim?Who's writing this?
"That would be me,"mumbled the authoress."is that a problem?"
"No,"replied Riku."unless you're one of those creepy rabid fangirls..."
"Uh,no.."said the authoress,hiding a chibi Riku plushie behind her back."w-why would you s-say t-that?"
"Yeah,she is.."mumbled Rin.
"How do you know?"asked Riku,for he has good hearing.
"Well,it's funny you should ask...I am...HER CONSIENCE!"
"..."said the authoress.
"Really?"said Riku.
"Uh,yeah."Rin replied.
"How interesting."Riku said,his voice dripping with sarcasm."Oh,and miss authoress lady person?"
"Yeah?"
"Are we ever going to get back to Sora and Kairi in this chapter?"
"Probaly not,this is getting fun!"
"Okay..."
"Well,my I'm getting ,so it's time for..."
---------Omake Theater!----------
Today:Kairi and Rin's thoughts on bishies.
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Kairi:So I just talk into the microphone?Oh.Ok,welcome to Omake Theater!
Rin:Btw,Omake means extra,which means..
Kairi:..that the authoress either has writer's block...
Rin:...or she was too lazy to think of anything.I say she's lazy.
Kairi:Yep.Oh,and if you want to be featured in Omake Theater,please send in a review with a char.bio and descreption.
Rin:So what supposedly meaningless thing does she want us to talk about?
Kairi:Let's see..((Opens envelope,then her eyes widen))oh,I think you'll like this one...
Rin.Yeah?What is it?
Kairi:It's...bishounen.
---Insert fangirl scream here---
Rin:Well,you know Kuja?
Kairi:Well,I know he's the main villain in FF9,but I've never seen him...
Rin:Really?((Shows Kairi a picture of Kuja,Sora walks by and looks))
Sora:Damn,she's fine!
Kairi:((Wispers in Sora's ear))
Sora:((Cringes))Oh my go-((runs away))
Kairi:He's...pretty..
Rin:Isn't he?
oooEND CHAPTERooo
REVIEW PLEASE!
Do it for...'Oh crap,I'm running out of characters...'Sephy!(holds up chibi Sephiroth plushie)sorry this chappie's so short...the writer's block afflicts me..
Next chapter:Tales of Symphonia cameos and a look into Rin's appearence and past!
Flames are accepted,but they shall be used to roast marsmellows and hearts for my little friends...
Once again,I kid you.