Disclaimer: I own nothing! Nothing, I say! Nothing, except the weasels… (steeples fingers) Yes, I own the weasels…

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"Prongs, I don't think I'll make it! Go on… Without… Me…" Sirius panted.

"Mate, I can't leave you! We're in this together!"

"Can't… Go… On…"

"Sirius, you can pull through, I know you can!"

"Oh no… James, look!"

"Oh. My. God."

"AVELANCHE!" The two marauders yelled as they fell into a helpless pile of giggles.

"Potter, Black, this is a DETENTION! Not play time! Get back to dusting!"

"YES MA'AM!" James replied, commando-style, and saluted her.

"And might I add, you are looking simply spiffing tonight, Minerva, have you lost weight?" Sirius winked, trying to charm McGonagall.

"Sweet Jesus…" McGonagall muttered to herself.

"No need to call my name, baby!" James retorted.

"GET BACK TO DUSTING!"

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"HEY EVANS!" Lily had just sat down at the Gryffindor table. "EVANS!" James called.

"Bugger…" Lily muttered to herself.

"HEY EVANS! JAMES HAS SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!" Sirius yelled.

Lily rolled her eyes. "No Potter, I'm not going out with you, sorry!" She said exasperatedly.

"Oh, he's not asking you out… No, this is much, much more disturbing…" Remus smirked.

Suddenly, James started serenading Lily, with a sombrero on, strumming a Mexican acoustic guitar.

"Lily, you smell like a rose,

Lily, you have a cute nose,

Lily, you drive me silly,

'Cause I want to take off all your cloooooooothes…"

Then, the rest of the marauders joined in as background singers, with castanets and matching sombreros. Lily had a look of utmost horror on her face.

"Bum, bum, bum…" They sang.

"I think about you every day,

During Divination class,

I want to go out with you,

But you just want to kick my ass!

I dream of you every night,

You're truly a beautiful sight,

I want you with all of my miiiiiiiight…

Oh Lily, won't you go out with me?"

Remus, Sirius and Peter started a castanet solo, while James circled around the area where Lily was seated, strumming his guitar, with a rose in his mouth.

"He's sooo cute!" A Hufflepuff fourth year whispered.

"And sooo romantic!" Her friend giggled.

Just as the other three marauders finished their solo and took off their sombreros, James handed the rose to Lily.

Lily took it, and a flitter of hope surged through James's body… Until she whacked him in the head with it and ran out of the Great Hall.

"Prongs, I don't think that went so well…" Sirius said.

"No shit, Sherlock!" James replied.

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Lily ran and didn't stop; She just kept going. She didn't even know where she was going until she realized she was in front of the portrait of the Fat Lady.

"Silver Snidget," Lily stated, distractedly.

The Fat Lady swung forward and Lily walked in.

Good, no one's in the Common Room. She thought to herself.

She jogged up the stairs to the girls' dorms into her room.

She collapsed on her bed and her grey and orange mottled cat, Ludwig, jumped up next to her.

"Oh Ludwig, that twat Potter is at it again! He is so obnoxious and embarrassing! Why can't he just leave me alone?"

Meow

"What's that?" Lily asked, a bit hysterically, as she was having a conversation with her pet cat. "Yes, yes, revenge on Potter… Good idea Ludwig!"

Meow

"A prank… I'll beat him at his own game! You're brilliant, Ludwig, simply brilliant!" Lily said, rather hysterically. She laughed maniacally as Ludwig jumped off the bed.

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Author's Note: Bad girl, bad girl, what's she gonna do? Ooh, Lily's getting in touch with her evil side! Dun dun dun… Reviews please!