Hey, hey, hey, you lucky, lucky peoples! Now, here is something I came up with a few days ago – a Teen Titans/Kids Next Door Crossover! I know, I know, not exactly the first of its kind, but hey, trust me, it'll be good. And now the disclaimers!

I do not own Kids Next Door or Teen Titans. Kids Next Door belongs to… I don't know

who, and Teen Titans belongs to Warner Brothers and DC Comics. Now, on with the fic!

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Deserted cave in forest outside of Kids Next Door's city (approx. 15 miles inland from Southern California's Pacific Coast, and 26 miles southeast of Jump City)

A dark figure sat upon a broken stalagmite in the cave, and by dark I mean that his entire body appeared as a black form tinted with red, his glowing yellow eyes searching back and forth as he held his pipe in his hand. This was a powerful fire-demon known only as "Father" "Hmm… he said he would meet me here" the figure said. "What's keeping him?" The next second, he heard a dark, calm voice from nearby. "Ah, you're here"

Father activated his fire to illuminate the room, and saw the figure of a man dressed entirely in an orange-and-black suit. His face was completely covered by an orange and black mask, save for his right eye, which had a slight tinge of red to it. "I trust this means you received my invitation". "Yes," Father responded, "Now what do you want… what was your name again?" "Slade. My name is Slade".

"Now," continued Slade, "You have no doubt heard of the Teen Titans of Jump City, California". "Yes," replied Father, "I have heard of their exploits" "And I know of the 'Kids Next Door', the global task force that has given you so much trouble in the past" "Yes, go on". "I have reason to believe that the Titans have discovered you and the threat you pose, and may be on their way here to deal with you and possibly ally themselves with the KND. So, I propose a deal. You help me destroy both groups, and together, we will conquer this entire planet".

"And what makes you think I would help a mere powerless human?" Father said, forming a small fireball in his hand, to which Slade smirked and said, "Who says I'm powerless?" With that, Slade summoned two large fireballs in his hands, and pillars of fire erupted around him. "A little gift from a demon named Trigon. After he betrayed me and I was forced to help the Titans destroy him, I discovered that I had kept the powers he bestowed upon me. I am equal to you in every way, in both power and strategic ability. Now, imagine the havoc we could wreak on the world as one force".

Father though about it, than reached out his hand and shook with Slade. "You've got yourself a deal".

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And that is it for the prologue. Please tell me what you think, but don't be too harsh.

#2: Man, that King Sandy sure has weird taste in women. Numbuh 3 hits him Ow! Screen goes dark OW! What'd you hit me for?

#4: Nothin'.