Disclaimer: Oh alright, I don't even own the weasels. Happy? Damn weasels…
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Lily spent the next day spying on James with Ludwig. She was currently hiding under a table in the common room.
"So I says to him, I says, Dumbledore, that's no ton of hippogriff dung, that's my wife!" Black said the punch line of his joke as the rest of the marauders (and many female onlookers) roared with laughter.
Meow
"Yes Ludwig, yes… I'll drop a ton of hippogriff dung on Potter! C'est parfait! You're a genius, Ludwig, a genius!" Lily laughed maniacally.
Lily sprinted up to her dorm and started mapping out the plans for her prank.
Meanwhile, the marauders were up to some trouble of their own…
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"Mate, are you sure this'll work?" Remus asked.
"Of course! When have my ideas ever failed?" Sirius replied.
"Well, since you asked," Remus started, "I'll just revert to my 'Padfoot's Stupid Ideas/Pranks that End Up With 1-4 of Us in the Hospital Wing for at Least a Week' list! So, there was the time you were sure that jumping off the astronomy tower was perfectly safe… You and James were in the hospital wing for three weeks… There was the time you were positive that we could play tag with the Whomping Willow… Peter and James in the hospital wing for eleven days… The time you just had a feeling that the giant squid wanted to take us around on it's back… I nearly drowned and you, Peter and James were in the hospital wing for two weeks… The time you had an inkling that McGonagall's cactus wanted to learn to do the moonwalk-"
"Alright Moony, we get it," Sirius cut in, "Sometimes my pranks are a little dangerous, but I promise you, I fully checked this one out! We'll be perfectly fine!" Sirius argued.
"Alright, but if one of us dies, or is severely injured, you owe me thirty chocolate frogs."
"Guys, I got the cloak! Let's roll!" James said, coming down the stairs from the boys' dorm.
"Righto," Sirius agreed.
The four boys hopped under the cloak and headed out of the common room.
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"Yes, yes, it is complete! My plan is perfect! I will rule the world!" Lily shouted at her cat.
Meow
"Oh alright, not the world, but I will prank Potter perfectly! Wow, Alliteration!"
Lily laughed again, maniacally.
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The four marauders were trailing some Slytherin's under the cloak.
"So then I says to him, I says, Dumbledore, that's no ton of hippogriff dung, that's my master, Lord Voldemort!" Avery said as Malfoy, Dolohov and Nott laughed appropriately, but Snape laughed hysterically.
"AVERY!" He panted, "AVERY, THAT IS SO BLOODY FUNNY!" He laughed hysterically as the rest of the death eaters stopped laughing and stared at him for a few moments, but then carried on their conversation.
"Anyway," Nott started, "I was thinking we could throw old Voldie a happy birthday party. I was just having trouble deciding on a theme…"
"Ah… The theme…" Malfoy spoke.
"Well, what about a groovy disco party?" Dolohov suggested.
"GROOVY!" Snape yelled, laughing, "PARTY!" He continued yelling, in between laughing spasms, "DISCO! A DISCO PARTY! THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!" He yelled, wiping tears from his eyes.
"Seriously Snape, it's not that bloody funny." Malfoy said with a dead on stare.
Snape immediately stopped laughing.
"Snivellus, go and fetch me a pumpkin pasty from the kitchens, will you?" Malfoy requested, lazily.
"But of course, Lucius, you're my best friend!"
"Yes, yes, of course, friends forever, now go get the pastry, fool!" Lucius said.
Snape sprinted to the steps, started running up them, but got his foot caught in the trick step and fell flat on his face.
The marauders had a hard time stifling their laughter.
"Oh Lucy, I love you so much! Do you need anything? A refreshing drink? A blowjob?" James imitated as Sirius and Remus snorted, and Peter squeaked.
They four continued trailing the Slytherin's to find out where their dormitories were.
The Gryffindor's followed the Slytherin's up to a stone wall.
"Mercutio," Avery noted, and they walked through the wall.
The marauders now had the key to unlocking their prank.
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Author's Note: Sorry it's short! I have massive amounts of stuff to do for the play! (Note "Mercutio"… Our play is "Romeo and Juliet"). Review Please!