Well here is chapter 10. I'm just going to go away now.

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Chapter 10

''You have got to be kidding me,'' Duo said in amazement. His jaw was as low as humanly possible. Coming in the door was a drunken Wufei with Milliardo and Trowa supporting him.

''What happened to him,'' Sally screamed when she walked in the room.

Milliardo sighed and was about to ask Trowa to explain but when he looked over he found that the Heavyarms pilot had already left.

''Sneaky guy,'' he thought. Sighing once again Milliardo tried to explain.

''Well I was out on a Preventer mission to check out a warehouse that seemed to be participating in illegal acts. Well soon enough Trowa came to help me out and eventually Wufei showed up. It seems that they were selling alcohol to minors. As soon as more units showed up they discovered we were there and attempted to get away. In an effort to slow Wufei down, who was chasing them, they broke a large container of alcohol that washed over him. Well as soon as we got to him he had swallowed too much and got drunk.'' Sighing again he backed up when he saw the look on her face.

Sally looked at the now passed out Wufei. While Milliardo was explaining it seemed that Wufei had finally fallen unconscious. She grimaced when she thought of the hangover that he was going to have in the morning. About to ask Milliardo where his room was she was surprised to see that he had left the room.

''Hi lady.'' Scared Sally swing back around to Wufei to se that he was once again awake…and drunk. Putting a hand over her heart Sally attempted to calm down.

''Yes Wufei,'' she asked. An evil idea soon came over her. ''No, no, no Sally. Bad girl. Even if people tell the truth while their drunk doesn't mean you should ask them questions!''

But…

''Wufei do you want to be a girl?'' Sally knew this was wrong but this was just too good to pass up.

''No, but women aren't all that bad. You know there is this lady named Sally. She's a really pretty lady. I like her a lot but she doesn't like me that way.''

All through Wufei's speech Sally eyes continued to get wider and wider. Until finally they couldn't go any further. Clearing her throat in an act of regaining her dignity another thought came to mind.

'Wufei why do you think Sally doesn't like you that way?'' she asked causelessly. Carefully watching his face she was surprised to see an almost tender look come across his face.

''Because all I do is call her woman and insult her. She wouldn't love me.'' A sad look flashed across his eyes.

Swallowing in her nervousness she couldn't help but ask.

''Wufei do you love Sally?'' Closing her eyes in fear she was amazed at his answer.

''Yes.'' With her eyes snapping back open she once again found Wufei sound asleep.

Grinning in a sudden thought Sally leapt up and grabbed Wufei's unconscious body.

After dragging Wufei to her car Sally tore out of the Peacecraft estate like satan himself was on her heels.

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Watching Sally tare out of her front yard was none other than Relena herself. Raising an eyebrow at the site Relena believed that when they came back they were going to have a huge surprise to tell everyone. What it was she didn't know. Turning back to her room she glanced at the two wedding dresses on her bed. One was the one she was going to wear for a fitting tomorrow. The other was Heero's favorite. Remembering the call she had gotten right after Heero had shown her she wondered what Duo had up his sleeve

Getting aggravated with her phone's constant ringing Relena grabbed it with a harsh lurch.

''What?'' she asked.

'Hey Relena this is Duo. Did Heero pick out a dress and kind of imply it was his favorite?''

Wondering where Duo was going with this she hesitantly answered.

''Yes''

''Ok good buy it.''

''What Duo what's going…''

''Sorry Princess I have to go.''

Shaking her head Relena simply put Heero's favorite back in its hiding space and laid out the other. This was going to be a long week.

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Sighing Hilde looked at Duo, who was fast asleep on his bed. Just earlier he had been so excited about something which made her excited. But when he said he couldn't tell her anything made her suspicious of what it was. Duo always told her everything, or she at least thought he did, so what could it be? And the fact that he had a black eye wasn't helping her lower her curiosity.

Shaking her from her thoughts was Duo when he promptly fell off the bed waking himself in the process. Slowly getting up and looking around Duo had a shocked and guily look on his face when he spotted her.

Narrowing her eyes Hilde felt her suspicions and curiosity only grow at Duo's guilty look.

''So Duo,'' she asked casually,'' How did you get that black eye?''

Seeing Duo scramble for an answer only heightened her drive to find out what happened.

''Well I was bugging Heero to find out how he got a promotion,'' Duo suddenly exclaimed. Well it was partly the truth. The other being that he had teased Heero about Relena marring Adray. That was such a wrong move. Oh well too late now. He couldn't tell Hilde anything, because if he did than he would spill all about the fake treaty and the engagement ring. He liked his life a lot thank you very much.

''Oh ok than,'' Hilde features visibly lightened. Well so much for her suspicions that one of the boys got drunk or something. Oh well so much for that.

Walking out the room Hilde could have sworn he heard Duo give a sigh of relief. Deciding to change her tactics Hilde was going to find out everything that he was keeping from her. Everything.

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Trowa had managed to sneak out of the room be fore he had to face Sally's wrath. Shaking his head he just continued on the unofficial road that led towards heavyarms. He was aware that Adray had been following him for some time now. Though he was on the road to heavyarms he was not going to led Adray to it. Walking just far enough that he'll get tired of following just come out, and ask his questions.

''You, the one they call Trowa, stop.''

Raising an eyebrow at the fact that this idiot thought he had any control over him he kept walking.

''You think I don't know what you pilots are up too but I do.''

Well that stopped him. Turning around Trowa made sure that every facial expression was gone before he was fully towards him. Seeing the sickening happy smirk that Adray wore only made him want to punch him more. But he held himself back. That was Heero's job.

''I know everything that you pilots have been up to.''

Trowa stopped breathing for a moment.

''You think you can get rid of me. Well you have another thing coming.'' With that he walked off in to the night.

With a released sigh Trowa rolled his eyes that what just happened. They really were dealing with an idiot.

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''This is just wrong,'' Dorothy muttered as she looked through wedding magazines with Catherine and Hilde.

Both girls stared at her. The three of them were looking for there brides maid dress.

''Why is that?'' Hilde asked.

Dorothy sighed and picked up the magazines.

''We're going to a fitting tomorrow for dresses that we've never even seen, for a wedding that is just wrong, that will most likely send Relena in to a depression!''

During her fit of rage Catherine had taken more magazines out and started looking through them.

''You know I think the guys are hiding something from us.'' Hilde voice broke through.

Both of them stopped what they were doing to stare at the girl. She fidgeted under their stares.

''Why do you think that?'' Dorothy asked.

''Well I just had this feeling after I talked to Duo earlier. It wasn't a lot but it's enough to make me have my suspicions.''

''Well now,'' Dorothy said way too calm for her liking,'' We'll all just have to find out now won't we.''

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''Heero,'' Duo called out from the entrance of his room.

''Heeerrrrooooo.''

''Here Heero Heero Heero.''

Having enough of this Heero took his clock and chunked it straight at Duo. Being fast enough to dodge it Duo waited to see it Heero was going to throw more things before walking in. Seeing Heero rolled up in cover made him wish he had brought his camera.

Oh well might as well get to the point.

''Heero I think the girls know we're hiding something so Hilde has set up a plan to draw it out of us. So I warn you. Beware the women.'' Well…that was blunt.

''What?'' Heero growled.

''Well when I woke up awhile ago Hilde was there and she wanted to know what happened.''

''So what did you tell her.''

''Well that I was bugging you about getting a promotion. Which I was I just left out everything else.

''Well I'll think about what to do about them later. You go do what you have to do. Now remember don't do anything to make them suspicious.''

''Ok I'm going to warn the others.''

''Duo just make sure that the girls don't find out anything.'' Heero warned.

Duo just smiled,'' I know Heero.''

Well this was going to be fun. Let the war begin.

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There you go.