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Chapter 14
Any human has his breaking point. Some are much longer than others and some are very short. Depending on his strength you could say. Wufei Chang prided himself in his strength. But this…was just wrong.
"The ants going marching up the hill dun dun. The ants go marching up the hill," Duo sang as he bobbed his to his singing.
"Duo please stop," Trowa asked. Oh how the mighty have fallen. Three hours locked up in a cell put certain people to their limits. Heero had stopped moving a hour ago and Quatre just let it take it's course.
"You don't have to be so kind Barton. Maxwell shut up." Wufei said with a scowl.
Duo shot him a defiant look and suddenly grinned.
"I'M A LITTLE BUMBLE BEE!"
"MAXWELL!"
"Please gentlemen I do believe that you can stop now," Middie said as she unlocked the door.
"Oh thank you" Quatre mumbled.
"Did you say something Quat-man," Duo asked cheerfully as he was unlocked.
"Nothing, nothing," Quatre said with a smile.
"Well gentlemen I do believe we have a wedding to stop." Middie said with a smile.
"Hn…let's go," Heero said as he walked out.
No one missed the smirk on his face.
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"Millardo!" Relena yelled. Millardo Peacecraft was currently on Relena's bedroom railing attempting to climb in to her room.
"What happened?" Relena asked him after she pulled him up. He only groaned in response. He didn't even want to think about it.
FLASHBACK
"We're sorry sir but we can not allow you in." The guard said. The other guard was looking at him with a scowl covering his face.
"That's my sister getting married in there!" He yelled. There was no way these two men were going to stop him.
The men made a attempt to grab him but he duck out of there reach. Using this to his advantage he knocked the two unconscious. Realizing what he had done he groaned. How was he going to make these people believe that they weren't under attack if they saw two unconscious bodies? Grabbing the two he dragged them in the forest until he found a thick tree to tie them too. After he finished three more guards were already on duty. He groaned again. He was going to need a bigger tree.
END FLASHBACK
So that's basically what happened," Millardo told her. They relaxed for a moment before they heard footsteps coming. Relena panicked and grabbed Millardo by the arm. Stuffing him in her closet she managed one "Be quite" before her dress arrived.
It was time.
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"Are you sure this is going to work?" Duo asked for the tenth time. The room was in chaos with cloths. Red cloths, blue, green. This was the moment when everything counted.
"Yes Duo I'm sure this will work," Quatre told him patiently.
Duo looked down at himself self-consciously. "Well than let's go knock some people unconscious!" He yelled cheerfully.
Slowly they snuck up on a old man and hit him in his neck on a pressure point. he immediately clasped. Duo took the man's big hat and put it on.
"Its show time," he whispered. Heero took off in to the darkness.
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Relena Peacecraft walked down the aisle to her soon-to-be husband who was currently hiding behind a huge hat. Strange. The preacher was no different. With a huge hat covering all his facial features. Relena looked around her. Everyone was so dressed up she almost felt out of place but remembered that she was the one with the huge wedding dress on.
Stepping on to the mantle Relena took a huge breath as if to prepare herself for her entire life. Slowly taking Adray's hands Relena looked toward the preacher to only see his huge hat. Nothing other than his cloths were showing.
"Today we gather to join these two in holy matrimony." The preacher started. Relena frowned a bit, he sounded oddly familiar. Looking at her fiancé she only saw his hat. Throwing out a huff of irritation she wondered what was with hats these days.
"Relena say after me." Relena nodded about to cry.
"I Relena vow to love and cherish honor and obey for as long as I live."
"I Relena vow to love and cherish honor and obey for as long as I live."
"Due to the traditional part of the wedding the male will not repeat vows. Now does anyone have objections to this wedding. If you do speak now or forever hold your peace."
No one said anything. The council sitting in the front row had looks of approval on their faces.
"Very well. I know pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride." Before anyone could do anything the priest ripped off his hat.
"You better kiss her Heero buddy cause I still can't believe you're married," Duo said as he laughed.
Relena's eyes went wide almost to the point of them bulging. Whirling to meet her husband she found none other than Heero Yuy.
The council stood to their feet in outrage. Two of them began to move forward but were cut off by Duo's voice.
"We won you lost!" Duo through down his hat as if he just made a touch down. Soon enough he began the bunny hop. Laughing and smiling Duo danced to his own beat.
"Oh yeah we fooled you ha-ha we're so good you never saw it coming," Duo laughed.
"Where is the prince?" one yelled in outrage.
"That wimp is hanging from his own country's flag pole," Wufei said smirking.
FLASHBACK
Adray dressed for his wedding unaware of the danger behind him. before he knew it he had been knocked out. They took his outer cloths and let Heero dress his part. The others (Trowa, Wufei, and Quatre) took him out side and hung him upside down from the flagpole.
END FLASHBACK
"That was so enjoyable," Trowa smirked. Quatre tried to hide his laugh. It just wasn't right but it was too funny.
"How dare you," The council yelled out in outrage.
"How dare us! How dare you! You locked us in a dungeon chained to a wall with Maxwell!"
"Hey!" Duo cried out in offence.
"Looks like the party is over," Hilde said when they walked in the room. Dorothy, Middie, Catherine, and Sally entered with a out of breath Millardo.
"Where have you guys been?" Relena asked.
"Well we went to go get you but you were already gone. So we heard a noise and found him. We've been taking him all over the palace looking for you and we missed the party," Hilde pouted.
Relena laughed at the sight. She blushed when she felt her new husband squeeze her shoulder. She looked at him and found he had a small box held out.
"I thought you might want a ring from your real husband now," He said.