Disclaimer: I do not own Danny Phantom or the Chicken Soup series, even though I do own two books.
Fox of Light: Here is the next selection of Chicken Soup for the Danny Phantom Lover's Soul. I do hope you enjoy it!
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I am the Box Ghost!
I am the Box Ghost! Ruler of all things square and made of cardboard.
I saw the child who is half ghost and flew up to him. "I am the Box Ghost!"
"I know that!" The child yelled back at me.
"Ruler of all things square....."
"I know!"
"....and made of cardboard!"
"I know!"
The boy turned into his ghost form. I found a box behind me, and levitated it with my almighy powers. "You will now be crushed by uh..." I read the label on the box. "Oh, uh, yeah, Love and Cuddles Plushie Bears."
I emptied the box of the coloful bears and they flew towards the child. Unfortunately, they had no effect since they just passed though him. "Uh, I am the Box Ghost! BEWARE!" And I fled the scene.
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I was in box heaven now. I accidently stumbled upon a packaging company, and it's full of those wonderful cardboard boxes. While I was in awe from the number of boxes that I was now in possession of, I saw a ghost pass me, and the ghost child as well.
"I am the Box Ghost!"
"¡Ay carrumba! Why you again?" The boy looked at me, angered.
"I am the Box Ghost!"
"You just said that!"
"Ruler of all things square...."
"I know!"
"....and all that is made out of cardboard!"
"Why can't you just leave me alone?!"
"I am the Box Ghost!"
"You've said that three times now!"
"...and uh, BEWARE!"
And I left the boy to fight the ghost he was after.
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I was inside the storage room of Casper High, adoring all of the boxes in here. "Once I empty you of your contents, your wonderful squareness shall be mine!"
The door to the storage room opened, and the woman screamed at the boxes floating all around. I let all the boxes fall to the ground, and I left the dark room. When I entered the halls of the school, I saw the ghost boy. I flew up to him and yelled, "I am the Box Ghost!"
He started to bang his head against his locker.
"Ruler of all things square....."
"Why do you torture me like this?!"
".....and all that is made out of cardboard!"
"Why, why, why!?"
I went back to the storage room and grabbed a box. "I shall now crush you with....uh," I read the writing on the side of the box. "Scratch paper! These torn up papers shall bring you to your doom!"
I emptied the box over his head, and he did absolutely nothing.
"You are a disgrace to all ghosts," the boy said, wiping the paper off of him.
"I am the Box Ghost!"
"Why do you always have to say that?!"
"Because, I am the Box Ghost!"
"Yes, I know you are the Box Ghost!"
"Yes, I'm glad you know, that I am the Box Ghost!"
"When will you ever stop saying who you are? We all know who you are!"
"I must inform all that, I am the Box Ghost!"
"Why do you like boxes?"
"Because, I am the Box Ghost!"
"Does it have to do with anything before you became a ghost?"
"When I was a human, I worked at the local post office, packaging all that needed to be boxed and shipped it off. I loved those boxes to death! I named them all, and made sure that they were ready to go off on their own Then the post office fired me. I don't know why. I died three days later because I refused to eat, sleep and drink, because I was ripped away from my precious boxes! I promised to get my revenge with boxes, and so when I arrived at the post office and took over every box in there and attacked them. All the emloyees ran out in fear, and never returned. That's when I decided that, I am the Box Ghost!"
"You were a strange human....which explains why you are a strange ghost," the boy said, with an eye brow raised.
"I am not strange, because I am the Box Ghost."
I heard a metallic ringing fill the halls.
"That's the bell, I gotta go to my box of doom, get it, the classroom is square......like a box.....and I hate it....."
"You are pathetic at making box puns."
"Oh shut up."
The End
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Fox of Light: I'm sorry, I had to write something about the Box Ghost. He's so funny! Well, I hoped you liked it!
Signing out, Fox of Light!