Fox of Light: So, I removed the romance thingy chapter of this story. It didn't fit it with the randomness, lol. So, Um yeah, here is the next segment of Chicken Soup for the Danny Phantom Lover's Soul.

Warning! This is a combination of serious, stupid and random. I honestly don't know what the three equal combined!

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A Danny Phantom Fairy Tale (Sorta)

Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far away, there lived a young prince with his crazy family in a castle. Now his family was much different than the ruling families in the other kingdoms. His father, the king, was obsessed with ghosts. He made new inventions to find ghosts all through the castle that they lived in, which many people have died in this castle, so he assumed that their ghosts still roamed that castle.

His mother was a genius, and wasn't like the other queens. She never wore fancy dresses or a crown. All she ever wore was a lab suit, even to her speeches to the city. She helped the crazy king in his quest to find ghosts.

The young prince's sister was the family member that acted most like the stereotypical person that holds they're position. The princess was fussy and nit-picky, but in general she was smart and didn't care what people thought of her. She wore her fine dresses everyday, but rarely left the castle for others to see her in them. The only time she left the castle was to go to the local library if the royal library didn't have the book she wanted.

Now, the young prince was definitely a strange one. In fact, he wasn't even one-hundred percent human! He was half ghost. He often took advantage of his power and left the castle to mingle with the commoners, since leaving the castle was practically forbidden. He hated being like an animal locked up in a cage and being fed whatever was put in front of him, so getting out of the castle and going to the city was often done. He'd bring money and eat at fast-food restaurants, which he liked the food better at those places than at the castle.

One day, while roaming the streets of the city, he young prince ran into an African-American boy. "Oh, excuse me. Sorry, I guess I wasn't looking where I was going," the dark haired boy said.

"Man, that's no problem. I don't mind. My name's Tucker Foley, what's yours?" Tucker asked.

The prince smile. "I'm Danny, Danny Fenton."

Tucker gasped and took a step back from Danny. "You're the prince of Amity! To run into you is like a genie granting me my hearts desire (A/N: Yes I know, bad joke.)" The commoner bowed at the prince's feet.

Danny was taken aback by Tucker's actions of bowing at him. Never before had anyone bowed down to him. "Tucker, please, um-"

Tucker sprung up. "You actually called me Tucker, the prince called me Tucker!"

"Can you please not call me 'The prince'? It feels like that's all I am is some lazy prince locked in his castle, when in reality, I want to get to know the city."

"I will, your highness."

"Call me Danny, please?"

Tucker's eyes gleamed. "I can call you Danny?"

"Yes."

"Well, OK. Um, how'd you get out here? The way you make it sound, you're forbidden to leave the castle."

"Can you keep a secret?" Danny asked.

"Well, I'm not good at keeping secrets, but I'll keep any secret the prince gives me."

"OK, the truth is, I'm half ghost, so I can disappear, fly, go through walls, and many other things."

"That is so awesome. Were you born with these powers?" Tucker asked.

"Well, um no, my father built a machine called the Fenton Ghost Portal, and one day I went inside of it and accidentally turned it on and it mixed up the molecules in my body making me half ghost."

"That is so awesome!"

"So, Tucker, do you have any friends I can meet?" Danny asked.

Tucker nodded and motioned Danny to follow him. The came to a very large house that was about half the size of the castle Danny lived in.

The African-American boy knocked on the door, and a girl wearing all dark clothing answered the door. "Hey Tuck, what's up?"

"Hey, this is my new friend Danny." Danny waived at Sam.

"He's kinda cute. So you new here?"

"No."

"How old are you?"

"I'm fourteen."

The girl smiled. "I'm fourteen too. I'm surprised I haven't seen you at school. Are you home schooled?"

Danny nodded.

"That must suck, not being able to go to school and meet new people."

"It does. I never get to leave my cas- I mean my home very often."

"Wow, being locked in like a caged animal. By the way, I am going to make a suggestion to the king to allow all the animals in the zoo to roam free. It's not right for them to be in those cages for their whole lives!"

"Well, um....what's your name?" Danny asked the girl.

"Oh, sorry, how rude of me, I'm Sam."

"Well, Sam, my father believes that if the animals were to roam free in the wild, it wouldn't be good for them because they were born and raised being and fed and being taken care of, to where they won't know how to take care of themselves in the wild, making the species endangered. So that's why he made a law to keep endangered species in cages," Danny explained.

"Wait, your father made the law?"

Danny instantly threw his hands over his mouth.

"Well, if your father made the law, that would make him the king, which means......you're the prince!" Sam bowed at Danny's feet.

Danny rolled his eyes. "Please don't do that Sam. I came to the city for a reason, and that was to get away from my royal life."

"Oh, my prince, how much of an honor it is to talk to you face-to-face."

"Call me Danny!"

"Oh, to call the prince by his first name is such an honor!"

"Please don't call me 'The prince'!" Danny said angrily.

"Yes, my prince."

"Don't call me anything with 'prince' in it!"

"Yes, your highness."

"Don't call me anything that has to do with royalty!"

"Yes, Danny."

"Thank you!"

Sam got up from her bowing position and faced Danny. "So what do you guys want to do?"

"Can we go get something to eat?" Danny asked.

"Sure, where? Red Lobster, Olive Garden, any fancy place?" Sam asked.

"How about McDonald's," Danny answered.

"OK," Tucker and Sam said in unison.

The three of them went to the fast-food restaurant together and ordered their meals. Danny ordered a Big Mac Meal, Tucker ordered a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese and Sam ordered a salad.

The trio had a blast talking, laughing and sharing stories with each other, so much fun, time passed by so quickly.

Danny looked down at his watch and gasped. "It's 6 o'clock? Oh, no, I bet my family is worried about me, they'll probably find out that I've been hanging out in the city. I'm sorry guys, but I have to go."

Tucker nodded. "OK, it was nice talking to you."

Danny got up and threw his wrappers and stuff away as did Tucker and Sam. The group went outside to a near-by alley, where Danny turned into his ghost half.

"You have super powers?" Sam almost screamed.

"Well, I'm half ghost, Tucker can tell you the story, it's a secret. Well, I'm gonna go now. Bye."

And with that, Danny flew off.

He got to the castle and phased through the building into his room. He was going to change into his royal clothing to show no proof that he was in the city since his shirt and pants became a mess, but he heard an angry knock on the door. "Daniel Fenton!"

"Yes?" He said weak.

His angry mother threw open the door and glared at the boy. "Gene, our new security officer, said he saw you in the city, talking to two commoners, is this true? Well, I'm guessing it is, especially with you wearing a T-shirt with jeans and the fact that they are a mess."

Danny looked away from his mother and out the window. "I hate being locked in here. I feel caged and unable to help myself. I want to know what it's like to actually live."

"Danny, being out there is dangerous for you! Someone could've been out there that wanted to kill you!"

"I have real friends now. I've never known what it was like until today to have a friend, someone besides your family that you can trust and someone that makes you so happy. Please if you just meet them, just once, to approve of them, then I-"

His mother cut Danny off. "I refuse to let you befriend any commoners!"

"Please," Danny begged, "please, just meet them once, and then maybe it will change your mind."

"Bring them over tomorrow, then I'll see."

Danny's face lit up, and he hugged his mom.

-The next day-

Danny, with his new body guard, Gene went out into the city and found Tucker and Sam and brought them back to the castle.

Tucker was amazed with being in the royal castle. "Wow, this is an awesome castle! It's like ten times bigger than Sam's house! Cool, you have an indoor pond and look at the size of that kitchen....is that meat I see in there? My word! You definitely live the luxurious life Danny, man this is so awesome and-"

Danny shot Tucker a look.

"I am shutting up now."

The prince brought his to friends to the queen. "I am Queen Maddie. What are your names?"

Tucker and Sam bowed before Danny's mom.

"Your highness, my name is Tucker."

"And my name is Sam, your majesty."

"My son wishes for you to be his friends. He says you make him happy. I don't think I've ever seen him smile like he did when I said I would meet you to approve of you to be his friends. I thought he was happy living this life, but I guess he's not. He's just like his father. One who wishes to be different and not be seen as royalty, but as an actual person. I think you two will do him some good."

Danny, Sam and Tucker smiled at each other, then at Maddie who was smiling back at them.

Jack, Danny's father, entered the room with a new ghost finding invention. "Hey Danneh (A/N: Doesn't that what is sounds like Jack calls Danny? Lol.) I want you to see my new invention, the Fenton Ghost Laser!"

"How does it work?" Danny asked.

"I honestly don't know, but look it makes a red dot on the wall. Isn't that cool?"

Maddie smacked her hand on her forehead and Danny sighed.

Sam couldn't help but laugh. "So the king is really obsessed with ghosts? Wow, and I thought a kingdom was supposed to be ruled by someone serious."

"Well, this kingdom isn't," Maddie replied.

Jack saw Sam and Tucker standing next to Danny. "Danneh, you brought friends! Let's take them down to the lab where I can blab on about ghosts and my inventions!"

"Well, we know how the king feels about us!" said Tucker.

"Yeah," agreed Sam.

"My dad's a little crazy but he's a cool guy," Danny said.

The three of them went into the lab and got chairs and sat down as Jack stood in front of them, with a thermos in his hand. "This is the Fenton Thermos. Designed to capture ghosts. It doesn't work yet so it's just a thermos. A thermos with the word Fenton in front of it!" (From Danny Phantom, eppy one, Mystery Meat)

He handed Sam the thermos, and she just looked at it strangely. Jack went on and on about ghosts. Sam, Tucker and Danny were bored out of their minds. After the three our lecture about ghosts, the trio went to the dining room, where the queen was.

"Uh, Mom? Can I go with Tucker and Sam to the city?" Danny asked.

"I guess. Realize that this is their test of trust," Maddie answered.

Danny, Tucker and Sam ran out of the castle into the city, where they were immediately confronted by a ghost. The ghost glared at Sam.

"I have heard that you are the one that changed the school's lunch menu!" She yelled angrily.

"Um, oops?"

"YOU SHALL DINE ON MY FURY!" And the lunch lady ghost tried to attack the girl, but Danny turned into his ghost form and saved Sam before the ghost could touch her.

So Danny, still new with his powers tried to beat the lunch lady ghost up, but was very unsuccessful, until Sam threw him the thermos and sucked the ghost up into it. (A/N: I don't want to explain the whole eppy, lol. And yes I know that Jack accidentally threw the thermos in Danny's face, but who cares, this is a fic, and fics don't need to follow the episodes, or the characters' personalities if the author(ess) doesn't want to!)

"Sweet, dude! That was awesome. I think your ghost form needs a name, that sounds ghostly, but like a super-hero!" Tucker said.

Danny shrugged.

"How about Danny Phantom!" Sam suggested.

Danny nodded, "I like that."

"All in favor in 'Danny Phantom' raise their hand!"

All three of them raised their hands.

So together, the three of them became the low profile ghost butt-kicking trio that no one knew the identity of, but at least they could save the kingdom of Amity. Well, at least have it to where it won't be destroyed.......

The end!

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Fox of Light: So how was that? I know it probably wasn't all that much funny as the rest of them, but I do hope that you liked it! Please review!

Signing out, Fox of Light