Fox of Light: Wee, another installment of Chicken Soup for the Danny Phantom Lover's Soul! Enjoy!
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Sibling Rivalry: Act 2
The Fentons decided that they needed to go on a vacation, so they got in the Fenton Family Ghost Assault Vehicle and took a road trip, a road trip to whatever way Jack felt like going, which in the end, they ended up in Texas somehow, so now they had to find their way back.
Jazz was starting to get restless. "Dad, we've been cramped in this stupid RV for 5 days, with the occasional rest stop. We can't keep living on fast food either! How did we end up in Texas?"
Jack grinned. "Jasmine, this RV navigates us towards ghosts, and in Texas there's the Alamo, which is probably filled with ghosts!"
Jazz sighed. Danny, who was sitting next to Jazz, sighed too. "I'm bored!"
"Don't even start Danny! I will strangle you!"
"99 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 99 bottles of Pepsi..." Danny started to sing, extremely off key.
"No Danny! Please don't!" Jazz begged.
"..take one down, pass it around, 98 bottles of Pepsi on the wall.
"98 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 98 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 97 bottles of Pepsi on the wall." Danny continued singing.
"Danny, please stop!"
"97 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 97 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 96 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Maddie turned around. "Danny is finding a way entertain himself, you should find one too!"
Jazz smirked. "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people start on singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because this is the song that never ends...." Jazz sang, trying to be louder than Danny.
"96 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 96 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 95 bottles of Pepsi on the wall," Danny sang even louder.
"95 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 95 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 94 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Jazz tried to continue singing her never ending song, but Danny just seemed to keep messing her up with his horrible singing.
"94 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 94 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 93 bottles of Pepsi on the wall.
"93 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 93 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 92 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Jazz thought of a new song to sing. "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how is goes..."
Danny completely tuned Jazz out. "93 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 93 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 92 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Jack then decided he would join in with Danny. "92 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 92 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 91 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"No, now there's two guys singing the evil road trip song off key! Why Mom, why?" Jazz asked.
"91 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 91 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 90 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Maddie smiled. "Honey, it's been 5 days, we all just need to have fun once in a while."
"90 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 90 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 89 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Jazz looked at her mom in shock. "Fun? You call this fun? This is complete chaos!"
"89 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 89 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 88 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Suddenly, Ember appeared out of nowhere. She sat next to Danny, and started in with the singing.
"87 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 87 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 86 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Jazz laid down in the fetal position. "Happy thoughts, happy thoughts. I'm doing math homework, yes math, math is very fun. The slope of a line is delta y divided by delta x. The equation of a line is y equals mx plus b........"
The poor red head continued reciting math equations to herself for a half-an-hour hoping that the trio would be done by then, but unfortunately for her, they weren't.
"45 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 45 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 44 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"When will this end?" Jazz complained.
"44 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 44 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 43 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"This is all your fault Danny!" Jazz screamed.
"43 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 43 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 42 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Ember started to sing in harmony with the two guys.
"42 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 42 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 41 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Ember's harmony only made the singing worse, so Jazz put her hands over her ears.
41, then 40, 39, 38, 37, 36, 35, 34, 33, 32, all the way to 11, or another half- an hour. Jazz's hands and ears started to hurt because of the pressure she was putting on them so she couldn't hear what these people called singing.
"11 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 11 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 10 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"Only 10 more," Jazz said to herself, "Only 10 more!"
"10 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 10 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 9 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"Complete chaos is going to end soon!"
"9 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 9 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 8 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
As the number of Pepsi's were subtracting, the happier Jazz got.
"8 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 8 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 7 bottles of Pepsi on the wall.
7 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 7 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 6 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
"Almost done!" Jazz excitedly said.
"6 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 6 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 5 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Maddie joined in for the last five Pepsi's.
"5 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 5 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 4 bottles of Pepsi on the wall.
"4 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 4 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 3 bottles of Pepsi on the wall."
Just for the heck of it, Jazz joined in for the last three. Now the whole Fenton family, and Ember, were singing.
"3 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 3 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 2 bottles of Pepsi on the wall.
2 bottles of Pepsi on the wall, 2 bottles of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around 1 bottle of Pepsi on the wall.
1 bottle of Pepsi on the wall, 1 bottle of Pepsi, take one down, pass it around no more bottles of Pepsi on the wall!"
"That was fun," Jazz admitted.
"Then let's sing it again!" said Danny.
"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"99 bottles of Pepsi on the wall....."
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Fox of Light: So how did you like that? Please tell me what you think, k?
Signing out, Fox of Light.