AN: This is based on a theory that a Horcrux was introduced in each book.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Blah, Blah, Blah. The idea that there is a piece of soul in each book is based on a theory on mugglenet
Voldermort smiled. It was not a friendly smile, rather it was the kind of smile which encouraged the receiver to leave as fast as is politely possible. Only this time there was no one to see the smile.
As he continued smiling he thought to himself that all was going as planned and congratulated himself on the brilliance of his plan. He had hidden the horcruxes somewhere where sodding Harry Potter would never find them. Partly because he didn't even know of the existence of the objects his fragment soul was hidden in.
In Cornwall a 12 year old muggle girl dropped dead, her copy of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince falling from her limp hands
Yes thought Voldermort, the plan was fool proof, not even Wormtail could manage to botch it, and best of all it combined two of his favourite pastimes, Killing muggles and outsmarting the Bloody Boy-who-lived-to-cause-him-annoyance. His other favourites included making Wormtail, Lucius, and Bella (or just any deatheater who was handy) run pointless errands, as well as, oddly enough, knitting small furry animals. Of course this last one was only so that he could use them in his nefairious schemes。cough cough
500 miles away a pair of muggle twins died, along with their mother, during their sleep while in the throws of a terrible nightmare. Their last know action was reading the fith Harry Potter book.
At 12 Grimmauld place Harry Potter sat with his two best friends, Ron Weasly and Hermione Granger. He scratched his head and voiced his thoughts somewhat confusedly. "So if the objects that have already been destroyed weren't horcruxes why were they there… and where are the real ones?"
"Well obviously the ones we have already found were meant as diversions." Said Hermione wearily,
"Where the real ones are, well your guess is as good as mine."
"Oh"
Voldermort wondered briefly how someone had come to the idea of writing Harry Potter's life as a series of books, and selling it to muggles. He did not give it anymore thought as Lucius came into the room at that point, and, after bowing and kissing the hem of his masters robes, told him that eight more muggles had died after handling the books.
Voldermort smiled his most evil conniving smile and dismissed Lucius. When he had left the room Voldermort began to laugh, it was a low evil chuckle escalating to an outright evil cackle. However it was soon cut off as wheezing cought wracked his almost skeletal frame.
"Damm" he muttered to himself.
"I should have given up smoking years ago."
In Liverpool ad old man colapsed on the side walk. He had suffered a stroke. He had never read any of the Harry Potter books, and he is completely unrelated to this story.
Harry Potter picked up a copy of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets in a Londen bookstore. Wondered briefly why his life story was being sold to muggles, and then promptly snuffed it, as the book he was holding was really a horcrux and was cursed to kill anyone who read it.
FIN
