FOUR
Pervert Prince
Nyo checked the clock for the eighteenth time since Yumi left for her walk with Hakkai. Where are they? Yumi better get back soon so she can tell me all about i-
"NO!" Yumi's voice echoed through the hallway and into her room, cutting Nyo's train of thought off.
Nyo jumped up, heart pounding in her chest. She calmed herself down and whispered, fear in her voice, "Yumi…?"
Meanwhile…down the hall…
"What's wrong, princess?" Hakkai asked, a little taken back at her sudden shouting, "I just asked if you wanted me to walk you to your roo-"
"No, no, no!" Yumi screamed, putting her hands in front of her face as if to protect it, "Do not walk me to my room!"
"Oh…um…all right?" He said, half-questioning, "Goodnight?"
"Noyouarenotcomingtomyroomtosleepwithme!" Yumi said quickly, bunching up the words together.
"Pardon me?" Hakkai raised an eyebrow, "Sleep with you?" He shook his head, "I just wanted to walk you back to your room-"
"And then trick me to sleep with you!" She pointed at him accusingly, "Well, pervert-prince, I'm not falling for your little "trick," nor am I going to let you do that to me! Goodnight!" Yumi began storming down the hallway towards her room, cursing under her breath.
"Wait, Yumi, I-"
She spun around, eyes filled with disgust and anger, "I said goodnight!" She glared icily at him, "And that's "princess Yumi" to you, sicko!" Yumi spun around, continuing her "walk" back to her room.
Hakkai sighed, "What…was that?"
"Hey, Hakkai. Back already?" Asked a sleepy voice.
Hakkai turned around and smiled at Gojyo who was standing in the doorway of his room, "Oh, Gojyo. Did I-she- wake you up?"
"What was all that yelling about?" Gojyo said drowsily, rubbing his eyes.
"That was just the princess. She accused me of wanting to sleep with her…when I offered to walk her to her room." He sighed.
"I'd like to sleep with her…she's hot." Gojyo smiled.
"Gojyo, please do not flirt with princess Yumi. I don't want you getting punished for something you like to do." Hakkai said, seriousness in his emerald eyes.
Gojyo laughed, "Ah, don't worry about me. I don't take other guy's chicks."
Hakkai sighed, "Please don't remind me that I'm supposed to marry her."
"Why? She that bad?" Gojyo asked, leaning casually against the doorframe.
"Yes. She wouldn't talk at all besides the times when I asked her a question, and even then, she barely said two words to me. Not to mention that she sounded like she already hated being near me."
Gojyo snickered, "Sounds like you've got your work cut out for you, huh?"
"Yes, it seems I do."
Yumi burst through the door, hair disheveled, teeth clenched and a mad look in her eyes. Nyo stared at her, almost too afraid to ask her what happened.
"What's the matter?" Nyo asked, once she had gotten over her fear of being thrown out of the window by Yumi.
"Hakkai…tried to…get…me…to sleep…with him." She answered between clenched teeth.
"What!" Nyo gasped, "That perv!"
"I know!" Yumi said, "What a jackass!"
"Agreed." Nyo skipped over to Yumi's bed and sat down, "Now…tell me all about your little "walk.""
Yumi glared at her, "Nothing happened, Nyo."
"Oh really?" Nyo said mischievously.
"Really. No-thing ha-ppened." Yumi said, emphasizing on "nothing" and "happened."
"All right, all right. Well, what didhappen if sparks didn't fly?"
Yumi sighed, "Okay. So, we're walking through some pathway in the garden, and then, out of the blue, he asks me what kind of food I like?"
Nyo giggled, "He obviously had nothing better to ask you."
"Yeah. Well, continuing on. And then I said, "Food."" Nyo laughed, "Anyways, before we even got to the garden, he asks me like eight other questions. And I'm thinking, "God, shut up already! Don't you realize that I don't want to talk to you!""
Nyo laughed, "Men don't know when to be quiet, do they?"
"No, they don't. Well, that's all I have to say. Oh, but the best part about the night was-"
"That Hakkai's a great kisser?" Nyo interrupted, smiling hopefully.
Yumi raised an eyebrow, "Ew. Nooo. What I was going to say was that the garden was beautiful."
"Oh…sorry."
"It's cool. Well, do you mind if I go to sleep now?" Yumi yawned, "I am…tired."
"Go ahead. I'm going to go eat something. See ya." Nyo began walking out of the room. She got to the door way and looked over her shoulder, "One more thing, apparently, your lessons start tomorrow. Bye!" She rushed out of the room, afraid Yumi would yell.
"WHAT!" Yumi shrieked, gritting her teeth. She took deep breaths, trying to calm herself down. Yumi grabbed her diary, "Rant time!"
Dear Diary,
Alright, today I met Nyo, my personal maid. Augh! Why do I even need a maid anyways! It's so stupid. I can do things fine all by myself, I'm a big girl now. Sheesh. Oh well, at least Nyo's cool…and funny. Before she helped me get ready, we talked about what Hakkai could look like, and boy, did we ever come up with the weirdest ideas. One was that he would be fat and have twelve chins and I think another one was that he'd have a purple face. I know, weird. Nyo also helped me get ready for the Dinner, (Yes, it gets a capital letter.) with Hakkai, a.k.a "pervert prince."
Speaking of Pervert Prince, he is such a loser! He tried to get me to sleep with him! –gasp- Man, I'd be more than happy if he collapsed dead right now. That would make my day…or night! Stupid, stupid, stupid Hakkai! I hate him! But, I have to admit, he is hot. Well, so is his friend Gonyo or Gokyo…or whatever.
The only good thing about tonight was that I got to see the gardens. They're beautiful! There are sooo may cherry blossom trees…and a bunch of pretty flowers. Oh, and there's this one spot where there's a pond with a bench beside it, and a very big willow tree above it. –sigh- That spot was the best until I remembered I was with Hakkai. That made me wanna throw up…on him! MWA HA HA! Well, I better get some sleep considering my lessons start tomorrow. Damn, can't I just relax?
Sincerely,
Yumi.
Authoress Notes: Man, I sure enjoyed writing this chapter. -sighs- It was great. Sorry I didn't write about the "garden scene," but it just didn't work out. I tried writing it, but it sucked. I tried again. It sucked as well. So, I just wrote this chapter. Ha ha. Ayways...thank you sooo much for the reviews, they're all so nice. I never dreamed that this story would get so many reviews so quickly. Ha ha, I'm lucky. -grins- Sorry, if it sounds like I'm braggin'. -swallows butterscotch pudding-
kagami-ryu: Ha ha, I know, it's very familiar. -shifty eyes- Too familiar. MWA HA HA! -cough- Well, on to more pressing matters. What the hell's a "daga-vu?"
Demontrust: Aww...thank you. Your reviews are so nice, especially the "proud to be an author" one. Thanks. :)
chisai1213: I am honoured that you are a faithful reviewer of my fic. lol, I like those little thingy that you did in your review with the characters and the...ness. -shifty eyes- It was funny. And about the whole "Gojyo being Hakkai's servant" thing. Well, Gojyo's still Hakkai's best friend and all, but is his servant as well.
laughing-maniac-of-fire: Ah, thank you for the answer. It made me less...thinking-you-were-confused...ish. Oh, and you are welcome for me reviewingyour story...o0 That was hard to type. Ha ha.
september rain907: lol, another of thosereviewswith theSaiyuki characters. I love those. DO MORE OF THOSE PEOPLE! Well, I shouldn't be telling you how to review, now should I? I'm just thankfulyou doreview. Ha ha. Man, I wish I was Yumi too...And feel free to take Hakkai away from Yumi, she'd appreciate it. Ha ha. Just leave him in the fic though, he needs to be here. -nods- Oh, and about the "Sanzo maid" thing. -wags finger- You'll just have to wait and see-ee! BWA HA HA!
Cho Xunou: Hakkai is perfect. Ha ha. Although, I'm currently debating between Hakkai and Gojyo. Tough decision. And Yumi should give it a chance. Wait! What am I saying? I'm the author. o0
I shall see you...inaweek (meant to be jumbled together)