I don't own Friends, but I want to own Chandler...isn't that something or am I doomed to a Chandler-less existance. I do own Sarah and Karen though. Enjoy, and please review!
Sarah stepped back from Chandler shocked and slightly embarrassed at what she had just done. She had just kissed him, Chandler Bing, right now.
Her face turned red as she turned her back to him in order to hide her embarrassment.
Chandler was in shock. The sixteen-year-old daughter of his best friend had just kissed him. The first thought that came to Chandler's mind was, "What will I do if Joey finds out about this?"
Sarah kept her back to Chandler and he didn't move either. They stood there in silence for a long time before either of them said anything.
"What…Why…I…You…Me…Kissed…?" Chandler said trying to figure out exactly what was going on.
"I'm sorry," Sarah said in a flat tone, like she was closing herself off to the world. "I shouldn't have done that. I think that I will just go and jump off the balcony now."
Sarah started toward the balcony and was just about to go through the window when Chandler's mind caught up with what she had said and stopped her.
"Wait," he said, halting Sarah's movements. "I need a little time to comprehend everything that has happened today, and you don't have to jump off the balcony."
Sarah came back into the apartment reluctantly, but she was still apprehensive.
"I know that I'm only sixteen, but I want you to know that I really care about you Chandler…in fact I think I'm in lo—"
"Don't say it," Chandler said quite forcefully. Where was Joey when you needed him?
"Sorry," Sarah said quietly. Chandler sighed.
"No, I'm sorry. I should respect your feelings, but you have to understand that I am old enough to be your father, hell I am older that your father."
"Not by much," Sarah said quickly turning to look at him. The tears she had been shedding in silence now very apparent on her face.
"You are too young to understand what you are asking for and I am too old to be giving you what you want from me."
"I don't care about age."
"It's against the law."
"Then I will wait. I am willing to wait two years until I become old enough that it doesn't matter anymore. I am willing to wait."
"I can't give you what you want."
"Yes, you can," Sarah walked over and put her arms around Chandler's waist quickly before she lost her nerve. "All I want is you."
Chandler didn't want to hurt her feelings. She was his best friend and roommate's daughter first and foremost, however in like of Kathy's possible betrayal of him it was nice to hear that someone wanted him.
"I can't give you me Sarah," Chandler said removing her arms from around his waist. Sarah felt the tears welling up in her eyes again and before he could say anything else, she was locked away in her father's room.
Joey and Karen sat at a small pizzeria discussing Sarah.
"You can't keep having women in your apartment with Sarah in the next room," Karen said taking another bite of her cheese pizza. "Why not go to her place, or send Sarah to one of your friend's places if you think that you are going to bring women home?"
"I don't know in advance whether or not I am going to go home with them," Joey said taking a large bite out of his pepperoni pizza.
Karen raised her eyebrow at him. "Oh, you don't? I would think that the famous Dr. Drake Ramoray would know whether or not a woman wants him."
Joey smiled at her from behind his pizza. "Oh, so this 'second rate actor' is now Dr. Drake Ramoray in your eyes."
Karen took another bite and ate it before responding. "Sorry bout that, but I just wanted to get it across that you were unfit to be a parent, which I don't think at all."
"You really think I am good at this 'parent thing'?"
Karen smiled as Joey ate the last bite of his pizza. "In many ways Joey, you remind me of myself, and I know that I can do the 'parent thing.' If I can do it, you can."
Joey smiled as she finished off her pizza and then they left and started walking towards her hotel, both still talking about Sarah and her place in both of their futures.