Bugs, a fullmetal alchemist fanfic

BUGS?

Disclaimer: No I don't own Full Metal Alchemist although I wish I did own Roy Mustang! He's hot! XD

Summary: Roy is such a baby. He's afraid of bugs! This is what happens when a few cockroaches get into his office.

Roy: on intercom Lt. Hughes? May I see you for a moment in my office? crashing sounds in background

Maes: pushes button to answer Of course! Be right there!

Maes walks up the stairs to Roy's office and hears weird sounds coming from inside. He then hears Riza Hawkeye yelling at Roy to stop being such a baby.

Roy: COME IN! AND HURRY!

Maes: Sir? What's the matter?

Riza runs in, pounding the floor with a broom. Roy flies from the top of his desk to Maes, who is still standing in the doorway.

Roy: B-bugs! Bugs everywhere! REALLY BIG BUGS! KILL THEM!

Riza: What are you THINKING? YOU are the flame alchemist, yet you are sitting there on Lt. Hughes lap crying your eyes out! And all over a couple of itty bitty cockroaches!

Roy: But there's a lot of them!

Riza: Oh come on! There's only three.

Roy: That's a lot! Wait, why aren't you in the miniskirt uniform I authorized yesterday? eyes sparkle

Riza: Do you want me to leave the cockroaches here?

Roy: NONONONONONONO! You don't have to wear it! mumbles Darn. I really wanted to see that.

Riza: growls What did you say? glares

Roy: NN- nothing?

Riza: satisfied grin I thought so.

Ed, the Full Metal Alchemist, and his brother Al walk in.

Ed: Hey Mustang, we….. AUGH BUGS! He jumps on top of one of the armchairs

Riza: You, the mighty Full Metal are scared of bugs?

Al: Yup he's always been scared of them. Ever since we were little and a spider dropped on his head and he peed his pants.

Even Roy stops crying to laugh at that

Ed: Blushes YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL THEM THAT!

Maes: Get off me Roy.

Roy jumps into the armchair next to Ed

Maes: Hold on let me get something to squish them with.

Ed and Al: NO!

Ed: J-just catch them and set them f-f-free.

Maes: Looks at them weird then nods Alright. He leaves the room laughing softly at the two state alchemists so afraid of a little bug.