Authors Note: It was brought to my attention from a personal friend of mine who has read this story that there has not been much of a description of the two divas. You'll have to read on and see if you're wondering what they look like. Comments from the previous chapter have been mentioned at the end of the chapter.
Vince from one Irish person to another, don't sue me. We all know you own everything. Except, Jetta and Bunny. Batista and Christian, I 3 you boys! Hearts to all the Peeps!
Chapter 3:
Monday Night Raw: March 17th, Buffalo, New York
There was a knock on Evolutions dressing room door and the youngest member Randy Orton, was sent to answer it.
"What?" He asked opening the door to see a nervous stagehand staring back at him.
"These two files came in for Mr. Helmsly about 20 minutes ago." The young stagehand informed while holding out two vanilla colored folders that was marked, "Office Files".
Randy knew exactly what those folders contained and snatched them from the stagehand. "Excellent, you may leave now." He informed the stagehand. "Oh and one thing, you were never here, and you never saw these folders."
"Ye-yes Sir." The stagehand replied and hurried away.
Randy shut the door behind him and smirked at his three team mates. "Looks like a little mail has come your way Triple H." He handed H the folders.
"What's in the folders, Champ?" Ric Flair asked as he laced up his boots.
"Well Ric, this just so happens to be all the privet information that came from Central HQ back in Connecticut. I hold in my hands all information and History of Jetta Murphy and Bunny Diaz." The 'Game' beamed.
"You mean those two valets you just scored for yourself and Batista?" Ric asked setting his foot back on the ground.
"That is exactly right my friend. I want to know whom I'm dealing with here. We can't just let anyone into the greatest force in wrestling history, now can we?" Triple H asked with a smile as he opened the vanilla folder and looked saw he was looking at Bunny's information and history.
"Hey, let me see Jetta's folder." Batista said grabbing it out of Triple H's hand. He opened it and began to go threw all of the pages. But something caught his eye, something that he was unaware about his new Valet. He looked over at Triple H, who also had the same look of shock on his face. They looked at one another and smiled, they now had something on both the divas that could shock the WWE and the fans.
Later that night
"The following is scheduled for one fall, it will be for the Tag Team Champion Titles. Making their way to the ring, accompanied by Bunny Diaz and Jetta Murphy, at a combined weight of 446 lbs, your Tag Team Champions, Chris Jericho and Christian!" Lilian Garcia announced.
"Oh the Bunnies and Puppies have arrived, J.R!" Jerry the "King" Lawler announced excitedly to his partner Jerry Ross.
"I happen to know that these young ladies are actually real class acts, King." J.R commented trying to prove that the girls were more then just eye candy.
The crowd roared and whistled for the Champions and their valets. Signs with their names could be seen through out the crowd and as they made their way down to the ring, it dawned on all of them that this would be the last time that they would be doing their entrance.
The boys made their way into the ring and held the middle rope down for both of the girls. Jetta went first threw the ropes and looked at Christian as she did. She thought she was going to burst out into tears but instead gave him a wink to let him know she was going to be strong threw all of this.
"Say what you want, J.R, but I think Jetta, is a little more then just a valet to Christian. Did you see that wink she gave him? She's got to be screw-"
"King!" J.R yelled. "I doubt that very much."
"Aw, here comes Bunny! She could do the bunny hop for me any day." The King sighed.
Bunny made her way threw the ropes and Jericho, took her hand and placed a small kiss on it. It was part of their routine as Wrestler and Valet but the look in Jericho's eyes as he kissed her hand was sad and Bunny's heart nearly sank to the floor.
Jericho was just about to say something when "Line in the Sand" by Moterhead came on and Evolution came out and down the ramp to meet the two wrestlers and two valets. Jericho looked to see that Bunny was beside him and she took his arm. He looked to Christian who was next to Jetta and made eye contact with his partner. They both knew what was going to happen now, and it tore the two of them up inside.
"What the hell is this? Hunter, Hunter, Hunter, can't you see? It's not your time to be in the ring with your little circus party here Ass Clown. It's my time and Christians time, so get the hell out of the ring and let us defend the tag team titles." Jericho said pointing to the stage exit.
"That's real funny Jerky, but I don't have time for your lame cheap shots today. Batista and I have just come to claim what is rightfully ours!" Triple H informed him.
"This is interesting, I didn't know we had anything that belonged to you." Christian said feeling his temper starting to rise. Jetta put her hand on his arm to let him know she was there and that things were going to be okay.
"Well you do and she's standing right behind you." Triple H said grabbing Bunny by the waist, pulling her up against him. Batista grabbed Jetta and held her close to his side.
The crowd gasped in shock, they had no idea that the valets were what belonged to the two members of Evolution.
"What?" King asked surprised.
"I don't believe this King, Jetta and Bunny don't belong to Triple H and Batista! There must be some kind of mistake!" J.R said in complete shock.
"This is a mistake, these women are our valets and they don't belong to you!" Christian yelled. He dropped the microphone and was about to go after Batista but Jericho grabbed him and said,
"There are four of them and two of us. I don't like those odds Christian. Plus if we start swinging the girls could get hurt."
"Ugh, let me go you thick headed ass!" Bunny yelled struggling against Triple H's grip lock that he had on her arm.
"Let me go!" Jetta yelled and then slapped the 'Animal' across the face heavy handed.
It was so loud that the people in the nosebleed section could hear it.
"Oh my God! Jetta has slapped the 'Animal' Batista!" J.R cried out in shock.
"I don't think Batista, took too kindly to that slap!" King replied as he saw Batista grab both of Jetta's wrists and staired directly into her eyes.
He had the expression of anger on his face but the look in his eyes said differently. Jetta couldn't help feel a little bit scared anyways. He was an intimidating man, in size and strength. There was no telling what he could do to her. But unlike most women, Jetta had a bit of a size advantage. She knew he stood at 6'5" ft, she stood at 5'10 ½" ft. It wasn't much of an advantage but she wouldn't let him push her around either without feeling the repercussions. If she learned one thing from her mother it was not to let a man push you around and you never ever fuck with an Irish woman.
"Go ahead, I dare you to hit me!" Jetta yelled at him. The rage and anger in her eyes was almost painful for the 'Animal' to look at.
Before Batista could react, Eric Bischoff's song came on and everyone in the ring turned around to see what was going on.
"Well, Well, Well. Just the people I wanted to see. Now Jericho, Christian, I know you two are wondering why Triple H and Batista are claming your valets for their own. Bunny, Jetta I know your both very confused to what's going on here. In my hand here is both of your contracts, And it states here on page 3 that if the General Manager of Raw…that would be me, isn't happy with how things are working out with Jericho and Christian, that I can select any Raw wrestler to be partnered up with you." Bischoff explained to them.
The crowd booed Bischoff and the "Ass Hole" chant began.
"No! This isn't fair! What did we do wrong?" Bunny asked still struggling against Triple H. It became too much for her, her emotions couldn't be held back any longer. As she blinked a tear fell on to Triple H's hand and she looked at Jericho in desperation.
"I think that it's time for a little change Ms. Diaz, don't you? I mean you two have been with these two half wits for over 6 months now." Bischoff stated simply. He looked directly at Jericho and Christian, who were fighting their own rage and anger in side themselves.
The crowed continued to boo Bischoff's comments and approval to Evolutions actions.
"You have 30 seconds to say goodbye to these two losers." Triple H said as he and Batista shoved the two girls back into the arms of their valets.
Christian caught Jetta and held on to her as tightly as he could. "Listen to me Jetta, whatever happens, I'll always be here for you okay?" he asked her tucking a piece of her dark shoulder length curly hair behind her ear.
Jetta looked at him with tears rolling down her cheeks. Her brown eyes were sad and squeezed shut when she hugged him and nodded that she understood.
Christian couldn't control himself any longer, he pulled Jetta, as close as he could to him and gave her the most passionate kiss he had ever given a woman.
Jetta was more then happy to return the kiss. The problem was that the crowd was so loud and wild that she couldn't hear Batistas footsteps come up behind her. He grabbed her and ripped her out of Christians arms.
That's when Jetta lost it. She went to slap Batista for the second time but he caught her hand and pulled her over to the corner of the ring and exited the ring threw the ropes. Jetta knew she had to follow him and began to walk down the steel steps. She suddenly stopped at the second step and looked back at Christian. Batista had enough of her wooing him and bent down, throwing her over his shoulder.
"Put me down you big ox!" Jetta screamed pounding her fits on his lower back. "I mean it! You put me down this instant!"
The 'Animal' gave a small cruel smile at Christian and walked up the ramp to the stage with Jetta still over his shoulders struggling and screaming.
Christian could feel his heart sink into his stomach as he watched them exit the stage.
Bunny sobbed so hard that she was having problems breathing and Jericho placed his forehead against hers and spoke to her softly so only the two of them could hear. "Remember what I told you in his office?" he asked.
She nodded her head yes and choked back a sob.
"Okay, I stand by with what I said then. You know I'll always have a special place for you in my heart Bun." He said brushing a tear off of her cheek. His hand remained on her cheek as he looked into her big brown eyes. He leaned in and kissed her softly as the crowd went wild.
Triple H had seen enough and ripped Bunny out of Jericho's arms and dragged her to the corner of the ring and made her walk down the steel steps. Ric Flair accompanied behind Bunny and 'The Game', as they made their way up the ramp.
Bunny screamed the whole time. "CHRIS! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! CHRRRRIIIISSSS!"
Jericho tried to jump the ropes but Randy Orton, blocked him and held him back as he tried to get to Bunny. Chris watched as Bunny kicked and screamed her way up the ramp and how as soon as she was out of Triple H's grasp, she tried to run back to the ring. Flair caught her and shoved her back into Hunter, Who had enough of her hysterics and scooped her up into his arms and carried her off the stage. Jericho stood there in disbelief that this was truly happening to them.
Randy Orton rolled out of the ring to join the rest of his Evolution teammates backstage for the celebration that they were going to have in victory of sticking it to Jericho and Christian.
The two Tag Team Champions stood heart broken and alone to cope with the loss of their two ladies, who made more then just a carrier impact on them but a love loss impact as well.
Authors comments: Well my loyal readers, that is if for Chapter 3. I'm so sorry it took me over a week to update! Working 2 jobs is pretty tough but I'm trying to balance out my schedule so I can update at least once a week. We'll see what happens.
I dedicate this Chapter to Jason Reso (Christian) who shocked all of the Peeps around the world by leaving the WWE. This chapter was really hard for me to write because of the whole "goodbye" seen. And to quote Jetta from my first chapter…"You'll always be in my heart"
Now for the shout outs from all of you who commented in Chapter 2!
Fidelitas: Ahh yes, isn't love grand? Well for Christian it's more heartache then grand, but you are correct, Jetta does love Christian very much, and she's a very loyal friend till the end. As this story will go on, I hope to show off Bunny's character a bit more. Triple H is a very strong influence on anyone…he just happened to get lucky by pushing the right buttons for Bunny. We'll see just how long that luck last's him! And we'll get to see soon just what he and Batista found in those folders. : )
MiChElLe05: Glad you're enjoying the story so far! Hope you enjoy this chapter: )
