Authors Intro: Here we are, at Chapter Five! Bunny and Jetta have a few tricks up their sleeves for this chapter. I hope you all laugh like I did when I came up with the ideas. Vince, you own everything, including Batista and Christian, but I'm still working on that! I would proudly like to say that Vince doesn't own Bunny and Jetta. I do! Big B and Christian…call me!
Chapter 5: Jetta's Offer.
The girls only had 45 minutes until the boys had their match. Evolution was already in a good mood because Randy kept his Intercontinental Title after beating the living Hell out of Edge. Ric Flair was still out from a groin injury but still made his WrestleMania appearance escorting Randy down to the ring with Stacy Keibler and his wife Emma.
It just left Batista and Triple H for the Tag Team tiles and the last match would be Triple H, Rhyno and Eddie Guerrero for the Heavy Weight title in a triple threat match.
"I've got it!" Bunny yelled in the bathroom. "Remember when we started in TNA and Wildcat put the BenGay in Johnny Devines trunks?" Bunny asked Jetta excited.
"How could I forget? Johnny running around the backroom screaming he couldn't feel his "Canadian Maple Nuts." Jetta laugh making the little finger quotes.
"I think I have an idea." Bunny replied with a wicked smile crossing her lips.
Jetta saw out of the corner of her right eye that someone had left a black Sharpie marker. She reached out and snatched it and responded by saying, "Girl, that makes two of us. Pay back is a bitch." With that being said the two girls begin to create their plan.
"Right, hope this works!" Bunny said then began to scream and rushed out of the ladies room with Jetta behind screaming.
"AAAA! KILL IT!" Bunny screamed leaping into Triple H's arms. She buried her head in the crook of his neck and started shaking.
Triple H stood there holding Bunny, trying to figure out what the Hell was going on. "What the Hell is the matter with you two?" he asked slightly pissed off by all the screaming.
Batista looked to see Jetta was latched onto the 'Animals' giant arm hugging it like it was a teddy bear. "Jem, what's the matter?" he asked concerned.
"Oh my God! There is a giant spider in the bathroom! I hate spiders! I hate them!" Bunny yelled like she was hyperventilating. She wrapped her arms around Hunters neck so tightly that he was having trouble breathing.
"Bunny-for-the-love-of -Christ- let me- go!" Triple H choked out. Bunny realized she was slightly overplaying he part and proceeded to loosen her grip around his neck. Hunter caught his breath and snickered, "You got to be kidding me? You two are afraid of a little fuckin' spider?"
"No this thing is HUGE!" Bunny exaggerated then looked over H's shoulder and winked at Jetta when Batista wasn't looking.
"Please go kill it Batista!" Jetta whimpered softly, flashing her big doe eyes at him. Batista just stared down at her as she continued to hold his arm and he gave her a tiny smile to reassure her that she would in fact live threw this ordeal. "KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!" She screamed. Batista jumped slightly, "Boy this woman has a set of lungs on her!" he thought. He looked over at Hunter and sighed.
"Okay Serena, show me where the gigantic spider is." Hunter said setting her down on her feet.
Bunny cringed at him calling her that, "Just you wait buddy you're going to wish you never knew my name!" she thought.
"I'll stay here, you go with them Big B!" Jetta said pushing Batista towards Triple H.
As soon as all three of them were in the bathroom, Jetta tore threw the boys suit cases an grabbed their wrestling trunks. When she heard Hunters voice coming near the door, Jetta stuffed the trunks down her shirt and wrapped her jacket over the front of her like she was cold.
"Damn it Serena, don't you and Jem know the difference between and insect and a clump of knotted hair?" Triple H barked at her as he and Batista came back into the locker area.
"Hey it looked like a spider to us Tripy!" Bunny yelled back at him upset.
"For the last time, the name is Hunter or Triple H! Not Tripy!" He yelled frustrated at her.
"Oh! You forgot 'The Game'." Jetta said with a laugh. Bunny looked over and smiled at her like they had won the battle.
"Ugh, I gotta take a shower, you two are killing me!" Hunter yelled picking up his bag and storming off to the showers in the men's room.
Batista turned his back to get out some wrist tape for himself when Jetta turned to Bunny and shoved the two pairs of trunks into her arms. Bunny gave her a wink and took off to the bathroom to carry out phase 2 of her plan.
Jetta knew this was her chance to carry out her part of phase 2 and slowly walked up behind Batista placing her hand on his shoulder. He turned around and looked at her.
"Yes?" he asked looking at her with those sharp brown eyes of his. That's when Jetta's knees started knocking. She lost herself for a moment in his eyes then snapped back to reality.
She gave him a confident smile and said, "Please, sit on the bench for a moment?"
"Why" he asked a little skeptical of her question.
"Please?" she asked softly, flashing him a small pout and her best innocent eyes.
The 'Animal' in him was starting to pace back and forth agitated in his body. It seemed to be growing more agitated by every little encounter with Jetta Murphy. He tried to keep the 'Animal' at bay and sat down as she asked.
With that being done she placed her hands on his shoulders and straddled his lap. "Batista," She said softly said as his large arms encircled around her waist. She tilted her head to the side a little and gave a soft smile. "I want to make a little bet with you." She purred as the back of her left hand lightly caressed his freshly shaven cheek.
"Is that so?" he replied softly with a chuckle. "And why, may I ask, do you want to make a bet with me?"
"I've been pretty bummed out about loosing Christian, and I want to get my mind off of it. I thought we could have a bit of fun by making a bet. You know, a little incentive for you to win for Evolution." She explained sliding her hands from his shoulders down the front of his blazer jacket.
Batista swallowed the lump that was forming in his throat as he watched her hands loosen his tie and unknotting it, leaving it slung around his strong thick neck. "What do you get if I loose the match. Which I know I won't." he said slightly cocky as he looked back up at her.
"Well Big B, if you loose and it can happen. You have to do something sweet for me. Like, buy me something pretty, take me dancing or buy me long stem white roses. You know, something sweet." She said softly as she unbuttoned his dress shirt, then lightly grazing her fingertips over his slightly exposed muscular chest. She then looked at him and said, "You in?"
"Sounds fair, but if I win?" he asked eager to hear her offer for him.
Jetta edged herself closer to his groin and hear him take a deep breath. She took his tie and slid it off of him and put it around her neck. She pressed her cheek softly against his and gave a soft little chuckle, "You get me." She whispered softly in his ear. She got up off of his lap and played with his tie. "So what do ya say Batista?"
The 'Animal' began to growl at him, telling him to pick her up, toss her on the couch near by, and ravish her; making her his queen. But Batista pushed the 'Animal' aside trying to ignore it and remain calm. "You're on." He said standing up and extending out his hand to her.
Jetta shook his hand firmly and was about to let go and turn around when he pulled her in close to him, bringing her hand up to his lips placing a kiss on it to seal his promise to himself that he would not loose the match. "A pleasure doing business with you Jem." He said in that deep, calm voice of his.
Jetta blushed and couldn't help but find him charming at that moment in time. She stared at him and said nothing as he let her go and went to change for the match. She walked away and back to the ladies room where Bunny was and sighed as her back pressed up against the door.
"Jet you okay?" Bunny asked her as she picked up a towel and Triple H's shorts.
Jetta shook her head for a moment to snap out of her daze then gave a cold smile and said, "He fell for it"
"Good. Here are his trunks." Bunny said tossing them to Jetta. "You know what to do next. I have to go pay a little visit to Tripy."
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VedGirl1201: Hey glad you love it! I hope you'll continue to review. I have to ask you, what do you love about it? Do you have a favorite seen or quote? Thanks again for the positive feed back! Hope you like this chapter!
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