"I'm starving, I'm starving." Shaggy says. "How long have we been without food, Scoob?"

"Three hours." Daphne replies for Scooby.

"What's that, three years?" Shag asks, "It feels like three centuries!"

"I said three HOURS." Says Daphne.

"Steak, mashed potatoes, chocolate cover chicken." Shaggy sighs.

"Reah, rocolate rovered ricken." Scooby agrees.

"Please guys, not while I'm thinking." Fred says.

"What are you thinking about, Fred?" Velma asks.

Fred move his horse closer to Velma's then says in her whisper, "How to get Daphne's mind off of Legolas."

"Do something heroic." Velma suggests. "You know, rescue her or defeat an Ork single handed."

"Hmm," Fred ponders. "I think about that."

"Hey, Velma!" Shaggy calls.

"What's the matter, Shaggy?" Velma inquires.

"According to the movies, about what time are?" Shaggy asks.

"About, the end of 'The Fellowship of the Ring.'" Velma replies.

"Oh, no!"

"What's the matter, Shaggy?"

" When we finish the Fellowship of the ring," Shaggy starts, "we watch the special features."

"What's wrong with that?" Daphne asks. "I like special features.'

"Last time we saw the special features on one of the movies." Shaggy explains, "Scoob wasn't paying attention to the popcorn maker because he was watching the special features and he ruined our popcorn machine."

Scooby blushes. Everyone one else groans.

"I wonder what I could do to get Daphne's attention." Fred thinks. "Stupid idea, I'd probably mess it up, I haven't been feeling well lately, probably because I haven't been getting Daphne's attention, that my problem to begin with."

Fred hears Daphne voice, snapping him out of his daydreaming.

"Hey, Fred!" Daphne yells. "Wake up, didn't you hear us?"

"Wha—" Fred stammers, "What's the matter."

"Two things," Daphne starts, "First, we are going to take this path here, and second, you are about to ride into a pile of dead Orks."

"Yuck." Fred says, pulling the rains of his horse away from the pile of dead Orks.

"Whatcha thinkin' about, Fred." Daphne asks.

An idea forms in Fred's mind. "I'll make her jealous."

"Uh, Arwen." He replies, pretending to say it dreamily.

Daphne moves her hose closer to Fred's and murmurs "Don't let Aragorn hear you say that."

Fred listens to her voice carefully. He doesn't detect even one note of jealousy. "Is it that she really doesn't care for me?" He thinks. "But, she would always go out on dates with me, that's because she didn't have Legolas then."

"Fred," Daphne interrupts his thoughts, "You're wandering again."

Fred sighs, "What am I about to ride into now?"

"An Orks head and a puddle of gooey blood."

"Ooo, double yuck." Fred says.

"Like, you can say that again!" Shaggy joins in.

"Ooo, double yuck."

"Is there something wrong, Freddie?" Daphne asks.

"No." Fred lies.

"C'mon, Freddie." Daphne smiles. "I know you."

"Well, you see I—" He starts.

"Gandalf, I'm hungry!" The loud cry came from Pippin.

"I know, Pippin," Gandalf groans, "You always are."

"I'll take that as a complement."

"Take it however you want," Gandalf starts, "All I'm telling you to do is shut up."

"He can't do that, Gandalf." Merry says, "It's just no in his nature."

"He's right!" Pippin exclaims.

"Nine, ten, eleven, twelve—" Daphne counts.

"What are you counting, Daphne?" Velma asks.

"I'm counting all the dead Orks we see." Daphne replies, "Sorta like counting road kill."

"That's gross!" Velma exclaims.

"I know, but I have we got anything better to do?" Daphne sighs.

"Good point." Velma grins, "Thirteen, fourteen, fifteen."

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A/N:

Daphne: All right, Dreamdog, hurry the heck up and update.

Dreamdog: All right, all right, (Goes to favorites, hits: FanFiction TV shows Hogan's heroes).

Daphne: Why are you going to Hogan's heroes? We are in Scooby-Doo!

Dreamdog: Oh, yeah. Hehehehehe, all I think about is Hogan's Heroes.

Daphne: Poor you.

Dreamdog: What do you mean poor me? Haven't you ever seen Hogan's heroes?

Daphne: No.

Dreamdog: The camp is full of men.

Daphne: Wow!

Fred: Oh, boy!

Real author note: Thanks for the review! This Chappie didn't take as long as usual so I'm happy. I know it was short, but I am so rapped up in Hogan's Heroes I don't pay any attention to this any more! Review!