"I hate this! I really hate this!" Fred thinks, "It's bad enough being stuck in middle earth but…with Legolas! I'm sick of him, or at least I'm sick of Daphne flirting with him! It's pathetic, I mean, Velma doesn't seem to be going for him…but… I guess he's just not Velma's sort of guy…Velma doesn't have any sort of guy…Fred…you're changing the subject…why am I talking to my self?"

"Like, snap out of it Fred!" Shaggy exclaim, startling Fred.

"Huh?" Fred looks around, everyone besides him are on the ground resting, "What's going on?"

"Fred, we stopped a five minutes ago!" Velma exclaims, "You've just been sitting there on your horse murmuring!"

"Yeah, what's the matter Fred?" Daphne asks. Fred gets off his horse and hangs down his head.

"Oh, nothing." He replies, untruthfully.

Daphne shakes her head, unbelievingly and sits down. Just then, Legolas stands up and looks around.

"The Orks are getting much closer," He says, "I can feel it, the Orks are coming from the north and the ring wraiths are coming from the south."

"Faceless freaks and Orks are, like, going to KILL us!" Shaggy screams, running around like an idiot.

"Shut up!" Gandalf yells. Hearing this, Shaggy sits down meekly and shuts up.

Aragorn stands up and looks around. "I don't see anything…but…I won't doubt your Elf intuition." He smiles.

"I can sense it too." Gandalf says.

Just then, the ground begins shaking. Pippin runs up to Gandalf and hugs him. "W-what are we going to do, Gandalf?"

Gandalf pats the hobbit's head and replies, "Don't worry, Pippin."

Suddenly a giant Ork charge up to them and roars. "Now…we…can …worrying!" Aragorn yells, pulling out his sword and attacking the Ork.

Everyone draws their weapons, and get ready to fight. Hundred of Orks charge up with their swords.

"Ahhhhhhh!" Shaggy screams, as he charges, his dagger pointing out, into an Ork. The Ork falls over, blood and guts pouring out of the hole made in his stomach by Shaggy's dagger, and dies.

"Holy crap!" Shaggy exclaims, "I killed and ORK!"

"Such wonderful news." Fred groans sarcastically, and then spots a gigantic charging to kill Shaggy, "Now watch out!"

Shaggy turns to the Ork. "You ought to be ashamed of yourself," Shaggy scolds, "Trying to sneak up behind me and kill me, what would make you want to do such a thing?"

The Orks all of a sudden looks down at his feet, ashamed. "Sorry, but you killed my brother." The Ork says.

"Like, I'm sorry, was that your brother?" Shaggy asks, "Why don't we go to your house and give him a good burial?"

The Ork nods. But, then he looks at Shaggy and growls.

Hearing the Ork's growl, Shaggy grins nervously and says, "You know, Mr. Ork, I think I hear mother calling…yep, that's definitely my mother…you know she can get really mad if I'm late for supper, hehe, well, I gotta go!" With that Shaggy runs off towards Aragorn.

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Daphne is standing next to Legolas. Both of them killing dozens of Orks by the minute.

"You're doing very good, Daphne." Legolas comments.

Daphne smiles, "Thanks, Leggy."

Legolas looks at Daphne, puzzled. Noticing Legolas's confusion, Daphne just says, "Thanks Legolas."

Just then, Gimli comes running up, smiling through his thick beard.

"I've just killed my thirtieth Ork, Legolas." His deep voice boasts, "I bet you can't beat that."

Legolas doesn't say anything. "Ha ha, I've got 'im!" Gimli thinks.

Legolas spots an Orks running towards them.

"Ah, here come number fifty-three." Legolas smiles.

Gimli grunts then growls, "Why didn't you tell you were already at fifty-three?"

"I didn't want to hurt your feeling." The Elf replies.

Legolas then sees another Ork charging up. He gets ready to shoot but Gimli stops him. "Allow me." The dwarf bellows.

Gimli runs up to the Ork, raises his axe and chops of the Ork's head. The Orks falls onto Gimli and blood starts to pour onto his stomach.

"Good one!" Daphne exclaims, and then notices the Ork blood all over Gimli, "Ewe, gross."

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Gandalf is standing with Merry and Pippin when an Ork come up ready to shoot Pippin in the head with his arrow. Pippin ducks behind Gandalf. Gandalf raises his staff and knock the arrow out of the Ork's hand.

"How dare you point that at him," Gandalf says sternly, "Why, I've never have seen such rudeness in all my life, now you get going before I have to do something unnatural to you."

The Orks runs off, frightened.

"Gee Gandalf, thank for saving me." Pippin says, "But why did you save me if you think that I'm such and idiot."

Gandalf looks Pippin in the eye and smiles, "Pippin, I'm always willing to save my favorite idiot."

Pippin looks around the field and sees an Ork grabbing Sam. Gandalf sees it also. "I'll go finish that nasty Ork off." Gandalf says, starting to leave but Pippin stops him.

"No Gandalf," Pippin looks at Merry, "This ones ours." Gandalf smiles and nods.

"IDIOT HOBBITS TO THE RESCUE!" Pippin yells, running off to save Sam.

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"These are coming fast, aren't they, Shaggy." Aragorn comments, fighting of an Ork.

"Like, yeah, man." Shaggy agrees, he then turns around. "Like, there's one behind you!"

Aragorn turns around and quickly stabs the Ork in the stomach then slices of the arm.

"That…hurt."The Orks gasps, falling down.

"I'm terribly sorry," Aragorn sneers, "Let me put you out of your misery." With that, Aragorn slices off the head.

Velma just sits on a rock waiting for an Ork to come up to her.

"This is boring, all the Orks don't even notice me," She yawns, "Maybe I should go talk to Shaggy."

She gets up and goes to be Shaggy and Aragorn are fighting.

"Like, hi Velms," Shaggy says, "Do you wanna, like, take care of that Ork over there?" Shaggy points to an Ork that is running towards them.

"Sure!" Velma smiles. She pulls out he dagger and gets ready to fight. The Ork runs up and roars.

"Help!" Velma yells, running up behind Shaggy. "Help me Shaggy."

"L-l-like alright Velms." Shaggy says, shakily. Shaggy stab the Ork with his dagger.

"Oh, thank you, Shaggy, thank you, thank you, thank you!" She exclaims, starting to kiss Shaggy on the cheek.

"Like, alright, alright."
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Frodo is standing under a tree as Sam comes jogging up.

"How's it going, Mr. Frodo?" Sam asks.

"Business is slow, Sam." Frodo replies, "Hardly any Orks have come near me." Just then, Frodo notices an Ork charging up to them. Frodo winks at Sam. "Here's my chance." Sam smiles and nods his head.

Frodo draws his sword, runs towards the Ork and sticks the sword into him. The Ork bend over, still holding his sword. Before falling over, the Ork raises his sword, and then brings in down right onto Frodo hand, he then, falls down. Frodo grabs his hand in pain then looks at it.

"Oh, well," he sighs to himself, "there goes another finger."

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Daphne is now fighting next to Gandalf. She is shooting Ork after Ork with her bow and arrow. All of a sudden, though, a gigantic Ork comes up behind her a stabs her in the back.

"Ahhh!" She screams as she falls over. Gandalf turn to the Ork, furious. He points his staff directly at the Ork. Suddenly, a blue glow starts coming out of the small crystal on his staff. The glow starts to encircle the Ork. Just then, there is a loud 'Zap' and the Ork shrinks down to about an inch high.

"Gaah! Help! Help me! Mommy!" The tiny Ork screams in a tiny voice, running around in circles

Aragorn and Legolas run up to Gandalf who is bending over Daphne, examining her wound. Aragorn sees the tiny Ork running around in circles. He shakes his head, knowing what the Ork had done, with that, Aragorn stomps on the Ork.

Legolas looks at the gash in the middle of Daphne's back. As the blood come her skin it turns to a disgusting olive green. Legolas put a little onto his finger and smells it.

"They've put some kind of venom onto they're swords, see how the blood is turning green?" He finally says.

"Hmm, that's for sure." Gandalf agrees.

"Is there hope, Gandalf?" Aragorn asks, kneeling over Daphne.

Gandalf looks at Aragorn worryingly. "To tell to the truth, I haven't got a clue."

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AN: Hey, that chapter was actually pretty good if I say so myself. Don't you think so? I do. Well, thanks so much for the reviews. Is there hope for Daphne? How will the gang react? How will those idiot hobbits react? What will happen when the faceless freaks come? Will they ever destroy the evil ring? Keep Reading!