Date Written: 11/28/05
Rating: PG
Word Count: 282
Characters/Pairings: JJ/Dee, Dee/Ryo, Drake/JJ (slight), narrator
Warnings: None
Spoilers: Up Through Like Like Love
Disclaimer: Not mine
Notes: Okay, guys, I know we're all shippers here, but please bear with me. I promise you'll like it if you do. Promise! I just... really wanted to play with some crack pairings.
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I'd managed to stay up for a full week before someone managed to get caught underneath me--for the most part, the detectives and visitors were carefully going through the doorway one at a time, making sure they never got stuck with someone else to get kissed.
The first people to get caught were my owner, JJ Adams and the dark-haired one, Dee. For years, JJ had tried desperately to lure the other man underneath me, but this time my owner's blue eyes looked... guilty, as opposed to near drooling like last year.
The entire office crowed and catcalled as the two men
underneath me gave one another a quick peck. Even Dee's blonde
partner--Ryo, I think--didn't turn the color red he did in years past.
And JJ's partner, Drake, was oddly quiet. How odd.
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Later,
when everyone was leaving for the night, Dee and JJ pulled Ryo back,
looking into the blonde's deep black eyes. "Ryo, about me an' JJ
earlier--" Dee started, with my owner looking worried next to the
taller man.
"Don't worry about it," the other man said, cutting Dee off. "It's just a tradition. I know you love me, Dee." The blonde smiled at JJ. "And I know you don't love Dee anymore. Besides, it was just a kiss."
"Does that mean I can have another?" JJ piped up, his blue eyes sparkling like old times.
"No," Dee replied firmly, but to no avail: the blue-blonde jumped Dee's back, almost knocking him to the ground while pressing kisses all over his face.
"Dee, I love you! Marry me!'
"Ryo! Save me!"
Too bad for Dee, Ryo was laughing so hard he was crying.
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