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Fiona's Chainsaw Massacre
What has happened before...
17 years after Count Olaf's death, the Baudelaires and Quagmires have settled down to live a happy and peaceful life. Violet has married Quigley and has 2 young children and is expecting her 3rd . Klaus has married Isadora and has 3 baby sons (triplets). Duncan has MARRIED Fiona! They are childless.
Chapter 1
Present Day
Today was a special day for Sunny Baudelaire. A very special day. Today was her wedding. Today Sunny Baudelaire would become Mrs Rainbow Jones. All the surviving menders of V.F.D were invited along with along with all of Sunny and Rainbow's family.
"Can you all take your seats," the Vicar requested. There was silence. "Do you Sunny Baudelaire take Rainbow Jones as your lawfully wedded husband?"
"Rainy, dear from the first time I saw you in that hotel, I knew you were my soul mate, my one true love. We've had some hard time but we've always pulled thought and always will. I love you, Rainy. So my answer is I do," Sunny almost sang in her sweet , calming voice.
"And do you, Rainbow Jones, take Sunny Baudelaire as your wife?"
"Sunny, You are the world to me, you are the Moon, the brightest star and the sun. You're what keeps my world turning. I do," smiled Rainbow, wiping a tear from his eye.
"Then I proudly announce you husband and wife. You may kiss," The Vicar announced. Sunnys and Rainbow's lips make contact, with each other, then broke away. The church filled with cheering.
Later at the party…
"Oh! Fiona I didn't know YOU would be here," scowled Klaus.
"Well I'm here! So cope with it!" Fiona snapped. (Klaus never could forgive Fiona for joining Count Olaf).
"Well, I'm going to see how Isadora and the triplets are. Bye!" said Klaus stowing away.
"Good riddance to bad rubbish!" Fiona shouted at him.
'Oh why?' thought Fiona. 'Why did I ever let him go? He shouldn't be married to that cow. He should married to me. I shouldn't be married to this piggy boy Duncan. I need to dispose of him. Tonight would do.'
"Hee, hee, hee! HA HA HA HA!" Fiona cackled.
"Fiona sweetie. Could you stop laughing like that? People are giving us strange looks," smiled Duncan.
Later at Fiona and Duncan's house, Fiona sat down in her favourite chair and picked up her favourite book about mushrooms. They had left the party early.
"Little Sunny married. I just can't believe she's grown up so fast. It seems like just yesterday she was a little baby," Duncan said. "Do you think we'll ever have children?"
"We can't have children if you're dead!" Fiona screamed, bashing Duncan on the head with the mushroom book. Duncan crumpled and hit the floor with a sickening thumping. Fiona picked up the chainsaw she'd been hiding behind the sofa.
"Rrrrrrrrrrr."
"Time to dispose of the body!" Fiona smiled, lowing the chainsaw. She cut him up until he was just a pile of tiny pieces. The white rug was stained with blood and guts. Fiona popped open a tube containing 1 black hair. She picked up the hair with a pair of tweezers and put on the rug. Then she hid the chainsaw and changed into some clothes exactly the same as what she was wearing before. She hid the clothes and then went running back to the party.
When she got to the party she shouted, "Has anyone seen Duncan? I can't seem to find him?"
A/N
Hope you liked the first chapter in Fiona's Chainsaw Massacre! Please feel free to comment on any spelling or grammar mistakes. Hope I haven't offended any "Fiona lovers" too much. The next chapter will be in as quick as possible.