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Chapter 3

A month later…

Sunny and Rainbow were back from their honeymoon and Klaus was still in denial about Isadora murdering Duncan.

"Oh Klaus, could you and the triplets come round for tea tonight? It's so lonely at home without Duncan," Fiona cooed, her bottom lip trembling.

"OK," replied Klaus, reluctantly. He felt sorry for Fiona.

'The boys and I need a good meal and it'll stop me thinking about how Isadora and I used to cook together,' thought Klaus, miserably

"I'll cook stewed pate. Hope you'll like it," said Fiona, an idea forming in her head. "Is seven OK?"

"Fine, see you there then."

When Fiona got home, she pulled out the bag containing the bits of Duncan from the freezer and tipped them into a pan of boiling water and vegetables.

At seven, Klaus and the kids arrived at Fiona's house. The table was set with Fiona's best china and candles.

"The triplets' highchairs and plastic bowls are in the car. I'll just go get them," said Klaus, dumping the triplets on to the table.

The highchairs were up and the food was dished out.

"It looks delicious! Dig in boys!" cried Klaus and with that the triplets fell asleep in their food.

"I'm just going to the loo," said Fiona, walking out of the room. Klaus stirred his stew with a spoon thoughtfully.

Suddenly a finger surfaced!

'Oh my God!' thought Klaus. 'Firstly, why is there a finger in my stew? Secondly, it has a scar just like Duncan's.'

Just then, Fiona came back. Klaus stuffed the finger into his pocket.

"How's the stew?" Fiona asked innocently, sitting down.

"Lovely," lied Klaus, "I'll just pop to the loo too." Klaus ran into the bathroom and locked the door.

'Lucky I have my pocket DNA kit with me. Now I just have to insert a bit of the finger,' he thought, 'and see what it comes up with.'

Klaus inserted a piece of the skin into the small machine. Instantly the DNA kit started searching for matches. After about ten minutes the kit made a beeping noise.

"At last a match," he thought aloud, looking at the screen. "OH NO! I was right!"

A/N: What will Fiona do next? Thanks for all the reviews. The next chapter will be much longer, then this one, I can promise you.

Next Time: In the concluding chapter, Fiona and Violet battle to the death! Who will win?