Chapter 1 – Unknown Pictures! The Secrets Behind the Chuunin Exam!
3 years ago, a Chuunin exam was held to determine whether or not genins from the major shinobi villages of the world were deserving of promotions to the next level. The third task of the exam prompted two genin to do battle in front of thousands of potential clients. Needless to say, many of them were impressed. Some wanted to hire the genin right away, some spoke in excessive superlatives about the amazing crop of young talent that year, and some were just left plain speechless. However, when the curvacious Temari of Hidden Sand village stepped into the stadium, the crowd response was zombie-like and unaninimous.
"Legggzzz"
"Leeegs"
"LEGS"
"L-l-legs"
"Her legs…oh my God"
"LEEEGGGSS"
"Legs..."
After the battle, throngs of top modeling agencies flocked to her, asking her to be the face of their company.
"Dammit, don't you know I got a village to destroy in 5 minutes?"
"But Miss Temari, your legs…gah, I'm hypnotized…"
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"
"AAAHH! Please don't hurt me…"
"And you pay ZERO attention to my rack?"
"I know, I…what?"
"And my ass, too, I can KO steel with that-"
Suffice to say, she overaggressively declined. Three years later, unbeknownst to Temari, several naked pictures of her surfaced in Naughty Ninjas, the number one incredibly perverted magazine choice of hyperactive Hokage-wannabe genins, though no one knows how they got there. Now it's only a matter of time before the whole world finds out…
Next Chapter: Making Good Use of Byakkugan! Akamaru's New Hidey Hole!